Mean Girls 2 trailer = Meh

Girl Crush of the Week: January Jones

For a minute I thought this was Kelly Cuoco

When did Gwyneth Paltrow become Hot?

Jennifer wins DWTD!!!

And all is right with the world!

Girl Crush of the Week: Penelope Cruz

    Beautiful and talented. I have been on a Spanish movie kick with a couple of movies starring Penelope, and she has made me cry. Underrated actress because of her heavy accent. But in her movies directed by Pedro Almodovar she has been fantastic.  

 

  

Emma Watson, look out behind you!!!

Emma Watson looks sexy but classy in this lacy Rafael Lopez. No doubt that the pixie hair allows her facial features to show very well. But the characters behind her are scaring me!

Can I have one of those outfits? Please?

   At the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Governors Awards.

Sharon Stone looking rejuvenated in green

Hilary Swank somehow pulls off this Marchesa dress

Heather Graham in a red Lanvin. I don't feel enamored of her hair here.

Christine Lahti in a yellow dress that fits well but looks like a pair of my curtains.

Diane Lane in a red Lanvin and looking stunning.

Natalie Portman pulling off this gown, though I'm not a big fan of the left shoulder of it.

Elle Fanning looking remarkably like her older sister, Dakota

I had forgotten that Juliette Lewis could clean up nicely if she wants to.

Sofia Coppola in a nice outfit that looks like something I would be able to afford.

Virginia Madsen looking very elegant. Like what she did with her hair.

Actual Dangerous Zombies

If you go to a city and then to the outskirts, not even to the more rural banjo bible thumping regions you'll see that the people in both places are different. City folk are more pushy and nothing will phase them, "They were kicking the poor man to death and I just thought why doesn't someone stop this ? if I don't get past I'll miss my bus." The townie types would open up a few cans of beer and watch.

The folks in other cuntries are different too. Old Knudsen having a PhD in American studies and the study thereof knows the Yank and pities the Yank for they are feed fear by the media and hormones by the government.

The typical American has had all thought of rebelling against the government bred out of them, now they have tea parties and hold up strongly worded signs. Now Old Knudsen was a part of 'Project wuss' in the early 50's, we went to the dangerous mountain gorillas and treated their bananas in chemicals until they became less dangerous now all the great apes do is charge a little and thump their chests, before they would turn yer hed into jam.

Old Knudsen loves a zombie film and the majority are set in America. If Americans turned into zombies they may lurch towards you looking like they want to eat yer brain but all they would do is give you a good old moaning.



Now its true that I do see the odd zombie lurching out of The Travelers Arms early in the afternoon but the traffic usually gets them. If the people of Northern Ireland ever got turned into zombies you'd really be in trouble. Not putting up with any of yer shite they want and will get yer brains but they will also have their fun too.

Centuries of fighting against the English, Irish, Themselves and anyone that looks at them funny has turned them into brawling machines, ach ya should see my ma.......... maybe ya have ya dirty shites. Norn Iron (slurring forms many of the Ulster Scots words) zombies will carry a litre bottle of drink and get liquored up before they knock yer shite in fer fun and then they will eat yer brains..... nom nom nom.

If ya live in Northern Ireland, Scotland or some parts of northern England it may be safer if ya become a zombie or pretend to be Canadian cos everyone loves them.

“She’s, like, my female crush, Cheryl Cole,” Rihanna said

MTV Shows

Has anyone seen Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry in the same place?

They can almost pass as sisters!

Her and husband Ben Gibbard

Photogenic

Hi Katy, er, I mean Zooey!

Zooey Deschanel duets with her husband

   The lovely Zooey Deschanel sings "I'll Never Find Another You" with her husband Ben Gibbard of "Death Cab for Cutie".

  

Girl crush links

   Here are some links to help pass the time.

 A Canadian agrees that we can admire freely Rihanna receives a gift from another athlete
 Molly Sims has a crush on Jessica Biel
 I'm not the only one that likes Emma Watson with short hair.
 I guess she is somewhat crushable to some people
 Ignore the music but watch the David Beckham prank on Ellen
 So SHE was the actress in the movie "Disturbia"
 Funny test on women and movies

Kristin Kreuk is Photogenic as Hell

   Kristin Kreuk is super photogenic. I have dismissed her as a minor Hollywood talent in the past based on what I have seen of her in the tv series "Smallville" while playing the role of Lana Lang. Maybe in the future she will impress me in some role. She does seem to be more stylish than what I had thought.

Girl Crush of the Week

    Marion Cotillard is just Beautiful!