Kerry Katona the former singer of Atomic Kitten and now current train wreck has been fired by Iceland.
She was first blasted by the public for smoking and drinking while pregnant with the unholy sprogs of man hoor Brian McFadden the singer/poser of Irish pop group (and Manuel's fav) Westlife.
They have long since split up and has wobbled around her life popping out kids and having them held hostage by burglars etc.
Iceland ignored all the drunken/high TV appearances because she is a normal mother trying to cope with the pressures of life and oh she got her self declared Bi-polar as all the murderers and teachers that have sex with pupils do so its not her fault right?
The latest Kerry bi-polar moment is a film of her snorting cocaine through a $20 note while her two daughters were in the hoose. Its tough being a normal mother damn it try to understand.
Brian pushed the lap dancer off his lap in disgust and is trying to get his kids . Iceland has
dumped her from her £250,000-a-year Iceland deal. Not good news for someone was made bankrupt at a High Court hearing after failing to pay off a £417,000 slut tax bill.
Old Knudsen will defend the poor gurl because its not her fault she is a chavette its societies and her parents fault oh and it may be my fault too as I dealed to her once, 'Two cokes and a pack of smokes.'
And Damn you Iceland with yer thermally heated water and rotten fish eating ways, Old Knudsen will get a few lads together and destroy yer pretend cuntry for this outrage.
You and yer gnomes will be crushed to tiny parts and cast into the cold unforgiving sea none of yer pagan gods with their wee hammers can save you now.
Old Knudsen has since learned it is the grocery chain stores Iceland and not the Cuntry. He apologises for any violent backlash and will now boycott Iceland until Kerry is restored as the coke snorting face of Iceland.
