Saturday, January 30, 2010
Lady Gaga died - Murderer : Watch Video
Friday, January 22, 2010
America In Review
Unless you were in the military/police or vote regularly just shut the fuck up and play Farmville.
Here is Old Knudsen's review of America. Its from experience of the west coast and what he has learned via the media about the rest of the cuntry.
George W Bush is an over achiever. He went from a nobody president to a figure of leadership. His legacy should be the nickname "Busy Bush" it isn't easy to wreak an economy that was booming from the last dude and open not one but two what the fuck have they got to do with anything wars that are not winnable.
Then there was that colour code thing, orange meant safe 'except during marching season' yellow meant 'get the preez into hiding and where the fuck is Cheney?' puce meant we may have a terrorist threat and die at any moment so sign my bill.............. the thing was genius.
Bush must have been a great president since he united the democrats as none of them said anything against him for years and the great people of America elected him twice, no one would be stupid enough to elect a dickhead twice right?
So ya got a black-ish president, all hyped up and no where to go. What has he done? He acted like he was whitey when he had to then fell into the old lazy black person stereotype talking a lot but not working, he made his wife grow Collards in the victory garden but the bitch messed it up because she didn't know Reagan poisoned that land with his fertilizers years back . The biggest thing he has done was get a dog and a bucket of fried chicken.
There is no choice politically and the pendulum swings left to right swiftly. America hates its people, I'm just going by its actions in cutting health and education programs.
In America this is not acceptable. I don't mean Kanye West interrupting a stripper nor do I mean a horrible boob job I mean female breasts are not acceptable.
They may be silly looking and fake but Old Knudsen still finds himself reaching out to them.
Look at that, disgusting and in no way natural, poor wee baby has to suck on a nice big soft titty its gross no wonder Facebook banned all such pictures and anyone found quietly breast feeding with a cloth covering them in the corner of a public place can be stoned to death as it is in the constitution which was written in stone and handed to Mosses and was in no way meant to be a guideline that can be changed whenever.
The suggestion of sex is tolerated but no nips and definitely no vadge.
There are more children killed by cars, fires, swimming pools and bath tubs every year than guns so Old Knudsen can't see a problem except yer all gun toting psychos in the closet.
Movies aimed at children that are PG-13
Rating: PG-13 for "for sequences of intense action violence, some frightening sci-fi images, and brief suggestive content."
The Dark Knight
Rating: PG-13 "for intense sequences of violence and some menace." 950 new toys for kids aged 4 and up promoted with Burger King, Mattel, Hershey's ,General Mills Cheerios and GoGurts.
Ironman
Rating: PG-13 for “intense sequences of sci-fi action and violence, and brief suggestive content.” 275 toys for 3 - 4 year-olds. Advertised among Fairly Odd Parents and SpongeBob SquarePants. that are rated TV-Y7............. thats for 7 year-olds.
Transformers are ok cos thats only robot violence with dismemberments, stabbings, and shootings even when the robots talk, think, and "die" like people.... You can hear the words, "fuck", "bitch" and "pussy" in the schoolyard and thats just the teachers so no biggy you hear it in the films.
"Mommy I want to be Megatron so I can blast that Megan Fox bitch up the ass"
The heroes in America seem to have clay feet more than most. Is it because they are built up and deified but when their flesh is weak and they act less than honourable they get easily forgiven due to fame? Ask any celeb who cried on TV for forgiveness.
After MLK you had the disciples who fucked up the message, sound familar? you got the race card and no follow through. If a black guy rapes a woman and gets 10 years in jail the disciples will say "well a white guy got 7 years so to be fair our guy should get 7 years you racist bastards" how about the white guy getting 10 years doesn't that sound better?
Words Americans flinch at, CUNT , NIGGER and COMMON SENSE ok the last one was two and thrown in to make a point. Cunt and nigger is like saying bomb on a plane.
Due to lack of information and experience about 80% also think foreskins are abnormal and will protest against female circumcision but not male. America is a land of ignorance and contradiction, you can tell it was built by the Scots/Irish.
The toilets at Wal-Mart are always disgusting and why does no one flush urinals because they can't work out a lever?
History, mythology and fact are merged into some big scary History channel show that idiots believe.
Could Da Vinci have predicted the end of the world when he painted the "Oh we are so fucked " that hangs in the loo in France?
Jesus Like MacArthur and Arnie said "I'll be back" 2000 years later and no sign of the 'J' man, how long do you wait before you decide you were stood up? did he really mean he'd be back on grill cheese sandwiches you could sell on E-bay?
Shit we found the ruin of a 2000 year-old hoose, it must be where Jesus lived. Why is Christianity never called mythology?
In the 80's and 90's Tom Cruise was the man............... then he spoke.
Old Knudsen has decided that if you have any religious beliefs you then have no right to slag off those in Scientology, or what Jo-Ho, J-Lo or Moronism believe in cos yer shit is just as crazy. Unless you do it for fun like me.
Atheists enjoy the smell of their own farts and should be put on an island and bombed ... merely my correct opinion.
What the fuck is wrong with a curvy woman with good child bearing hips? I'm no talkin about meaty wagons but Old Knudsen doesn't want his date throwing up her dinner she paid for then having Old Knudsen's cock smelling like vomit.
What a good chance to show you what I mean.
Everyone here is fucking crazy. Lack of self-awareness, education, too much ego and sense of self importance who knows? No one except the youths fight, the rest yell, swear and beat their chests over the littlest of things, "Thats my parking space you mother fucker because I don't want to have to walk an extra 10 feet and my truck is bigger than your car" the other gets out of his TP cruiser and says, "you want a piece of this?" puffing up his chest, "I'm going to fuck you up" ........... after 10 mins of this they go their separate ways yelling insults over the heads of their children and have yet another almost fight story to brag about.
People piss out a lot of their medications that aren't processed by the body and eventually it goes back into the water supply. After a few years what would be the effect of that? perhaps a Bi-polar ADHD nation.
A pill for everything. Sports games and the Sc-fi channel get most of these commercials as the ad men know their audience.
Side effects may include 4 hour long super boners, the shits, loss of eyesight and sudden death.
Americans love to sue but fear getting sued.
Black people got the vote before weemen and what did they do with it? what did those people who have suffered for what they are for so long do with it? They voted against ghey marriage. A land in which all men are equal (which was written at a time when the people had slaves) still we find someone to shit on.
United states ? full of ideals and dreams no one bothers to try to achieve anymore but hey they have the right to and thats what counts. Americans are free, as much as the government lets them be free and they can say what they want as long as everyone else agrees. Federal law, State law and City law all three can conflict with one another and none of the agencies talk or share info.
Most peoples American dream is to get health care for then you know you've made the big time.
If Old Knudsen is incorrect about any of the above please feel free to argue, you'd be wrong but you have the right.
I realised I didn't have much of a positive word to say about the unitied state of America then I saw this video today
Friday, January 15, 2010
Friday Fuck UP
as some who glance at this blog know already what hes doing . Old Knudsen has stalkers all over the Interweb!
I may have found a ween of relatives in and around the Limerick direction but I still stay true to meself because I know they will never evolve to my level.
The bog trotters on an island that gets rain mostly every day have run out of water in some parts. That is like the English running out of stupidity or the Canadians running out of boring or the Americans riding on power scooters as they are too fat to run.
Tahiti or some where had an earthquake and its close enough to America to get attention, its like a closer cause than Africa and before the quake was becoming more trendy hence the ton of do-gooders getting caught in it. You don't see any getting caught in the several barely mentioned quakes in South America or Asia.
Yes Old Knudsen has issues with what is news and what isn't 50 die in Iraq but Paris Hilton shaves her minge!
I'm bored with blogging or haven't you noticed? Facebuck is the extent I'm willing to bother with. If ya want to be told what to think ask Sarah Palin, she got a job at Fox news ah finally a person with common sense and good Christian family values unlike that Iris Robinson hoor that who is obviously a frakking Cylon.
In the UK they do things differently, if you fuck some young buck on the side and hide the money you paid him and the husband is implicated you don't go on the telly holding hands and crying for forgiveness, no ya lock the slapper up and say all that teenage jizz made her El Pollo Loco and take a wee holiday.
I'm off for a wee holiday............. 'don't ask' but gurly boys are nothing but big drama queens that stamp all over yer heart.
I just like to stop in now and then to show you how I'm doing. The day before yesterday I saw 3 Hispanics shoving a small black man against the wall, the usual mugging scenario except the black lad was giving a good account of himself. Old Knudsen isn't telling you this to be called a hero but I don't see colour.
Nigger, spic, mulatto, cappuccino I see people as people not as colours which was why the CIA terminated my services or at least they tried cos no I really am colour blind ...................... TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!! so I rushed in to help with no regard for my own safety as Old Knudsen has done many times before.
I'm telling you that wee coon was tough but me and the illegals got him but good. He had money on him which is why he fought so hard..................... must have been a drug dealer.
So I'm off fer now be good or just don't be.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Should I?
Hello pal, I am in need of your assistance, I amSgt. Trail David Wayne Jr. I am with the Engineering unit here in Ba'qubah Iraq for the United States, we have about 9.5million US dollars that we want to moveout of the country.
My partners and I need a good partner, someone we can trust to actualize this venture. The money is from oil proceeds and legal. But we are moving it by diplomatic means to your house directly or a safe and secured location of your choice using diplomatic courier services. But can we trust you?
Once the funds get to you, you take your 30% out and keep our own 70%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds can be sent to.
Our own part is sending it to you. If you are interested reply to my private mail:sgtwayne@blah blah blah and I will furnish you with more details.
Urgently awaiting your response.
Your buddy.
Sgt.Trail David Wayne Jr
God Bless America
Five things popped into my head right away:
1) They had seen the movie "Three Kings" too often.
2) Americans are stupid by nature this could be real.
3) Why am I wet?
4) A spook trick to get my address or to frame me again.
5) He called me pal and buddy so maybe he is my soul mate friend I have searched for all these centuries.
6) I want to fuck Iris Robinson up the ass while roughly pulling her hair and screaming obscenities at her in the Ramada hotel.
Ah what to do, 30% of 9.5 million is............................... isn't much since I don't get out of bed for any less than 10 mil. My sheets are in dire need of being changed.
Once the deal with the Nigerian prince gets settled maybe I'll think about it more.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
M.R.I.L.F.!
Not to be out done by Gerry Adams and his 20 year support of his own child abusing brother the Dup who shares power in Northern Ireland with Sinn Féin came up with a far more interesting story.
Who cares about abused children and senior politicians covering it up and then lying about it? a 59 year-old woman fucking a 19 year-old man is far more interesting ........... what if there is a sex tape?
Peter Robinson the first minister of Northern Ireland isn't enough for his cuntry or his wife. The luxury cars, impressive property portfolio in Northern Ireland and their holiday home in Florida couldn't keep his cock craving wife happy.
Iris from the "Swish Family Robinson" wanted "danger, danger sex Iris Robinson". She had a fling with 19-year-old Kirk McCambley who she had known since he was a sexy wee 9 year-old.
Deep throating Iris borrowed £50,000 from various people even though the couple between them earned £571,939.41p last year and gave it to Kirk Diggler to open up the Lock Keepers' Inn.
Not far from the Inn is the five-star Ramada hotel where in 2005 Paul Berry a gospel singer and a very active DUP member was caught having sex with a man he met on an online ghey chat-room.
Child diddling, marital affairs, pay offs, padded expenses and gheys ............. it nearly is a united Ireland as the north is getting on like the south.
The DUP stands for traditional homespun family values and born-again Christianity ...... as long as that means Protestant duh! No gheys or cock sucking Fenians allowed as is written in the bible though repentant hoors are ok so we'll see how this plays out.
When high profile men fuck around they are next seen in front of the camera holding the well bribed hand of a quiet but supportive wife.
The deputy minister of Northern Ireland's power sharing/arguing government ex IRA terrorist Martin McGuinness was too busy celebrating to make a comment.
Old Knudsen hopes this crappy tabloid story doesn't distract from the recent attacks on security forces by cowardly scum such as The Real IRA, Continuity IRA and Óglaigh na hÉireann, learn ta speak fucking English ya cunts! Did Cromwell no teach ya anything?
They have all targeted Catholic recruits to the Police Service of Northern Ireland PSNI. A tactic similar to the one used by the Provisional IRA at the start of the Troubles when it killed Catholics in the police and army to deter the nationalist population from supporting the security forces.
Lets follow similar tactics in a war we lost......... you can tell older ex IRA men are helping them out.
A couple of days ago Constable Peadar Heffron aged 33 an Irish language specialist for the PSNI was critically injured when a bomb went off underneath his car. He has been in the police for 10 years and was recently married. He is related to a senior Sinn Fein member. Old Knudsen's prayers are with him and his family.
On a lighter note the loyalist paramilitary 53 year-old Michael Stone was sentenced to 16 years in prison for trying to blow up Sinn Fein members at Stormont in 2006.
He wasn't given life as he suffers from a degenerative muscle-wasting condition (and drain bamage) that will confine him to a wheelchair in the future.
You just know in 20 years he'll strap some explosives onto his chair and go full speed at some taigs.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie go out of New York City for family fun
Full Family : ha ha i mean.. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their children, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh go out of New York City for family fun.
The “Mr and Mrs Smith” co-star couple each tended to a few of the little ones as they unloaded the family van and headed to a performance of “Mary Poppins” on Broadway.
The sighting comes amidst endless tabloid rumors that Brangelina will be calling it quits - with an alleged insider predicting the breakup will happen sometime during the course of 2010.
“Things are really bad between them,” a source told the National Enquirer. “The fights are getting worse and worse. In my opinion, it’s only a matter of time before they split up for good.”
Nonetheless, Brad and Angie continue to debunk past breakup claims as they lovingly tend to their brood of six kiddies.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Megan Fox tattoos colletion you ever not seen !
Now megan fox is one of the best actress of the world almost she is the sexiest girl .. Right!? "there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART" - These words are appropriate for megan fox... there is no doubt! Not surprising, before the acting bug hit Megan won awards for modeling and still continues to model today... now here i collect some exclusive tattoos photos of megan fox.. have a look.. ha ha..
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Lindsay lohan gossip : Lohan looks too Sexy under crystal clear Caribbean water
Lindsay lohan passed another day out on the crystal clear Caribbean water. She spotted out on Saturday afternoon in Gustavia, St. Barts.
Again, said on behalf of Miss Lohan Twitter with their fans and followers, "in 2010, without, not backwards. End of the people, time for changes to take effect right?"
How Gossip Center, Lilo also reduce its resolution on New Year's wheezing, "reported the issue ... all of my new years resolution to stop the answer to the happy couple, who destroyed my heart try2constantly to me."
Friday, January 1, 2010
In Las Vegas Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie shows off new slimline look: View Pics collection
David Tennant Says To Doctor Who One Of His Emotional Farewell
After a long waiting .. five years as "The Doctor, David Tennant has taken its final bow last night and welcomed the popular series by Matt Smith.
Doctor Tennant is seen in the eleventh incarnation of regeneration after a confrontation with "The Master and Speaker of the House of Lords on time, after a series of episodes and special events.
And while Tennant disconnected from his role in the continuation of talk a little manic, Doctor, Rose Matt Smith, this time as a fairly Goofy.
He checked his eyes, ears, chin, and he was happy he was impressed by his legs.
Only when checking his hair, he thought in panic, no longer meant it was a girl ... before it was quickly found that it was not.
It has been seen in his last moments on Earth in the Tardis.
But the fans were eager to see his presentation as the eleventh Doctor, the episode was all about David Tennant.
The doctor had to avoid the Master, played by John Sim, who had done everything a clone of himself and the world and control its nuclear facilities has become.
Believe that the prophecy that the doctor was going to die after four bars, he was resigned to his fate for some time.
First opened as a link between the yield was Galifrey Lord of time and the gentleman that he jumped into action and decided to stop the evil plans of the two.
With his faithful friend Wilfred Mott (Bernard Cribs), grandfather of former companion Donna Noble, he returns to earth to stop them.
But ultimately this was not the champion, had four times ....