Showing posts with label Brad Pitt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brad Pitt. Show all posts

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Brad & Angelina comprometidos después de 7 años!


El momento finalmente llegó! Brad Pitt propuso matrimonio a Angelina Jolie después de siete años de noviazgo y seis hijos.

Muchos pensaron que el momento nunca iba a llegar, pero los que siguieron la historia de amor de Brangelina mantuvieron la esperanza y consiguieron su deseo.

Todos los hemos visto en los titulares durante años y años empezando con el escándalo en el set de Sr. y Sra. Smith hasta el miércoles, cuando la futura señora Pitt fue vista vistiendo una roca en su dedo en las galerías de Los Angeles County Museum of Art.

"Es una promesa para el futuro y sus hijos están muy contentos", dijo a People.com, Cynthia Pett-Dante, manager del actor rompecorazones.

REPASA FOTOS Y LOS HISTÓRICOS MOMENTOS DE BRANGELINA

¡Bueno, es hora! Echemos un vistazo a cómo esta pareja ha crecido ante nuestros ojos a lo largo de los últimos siete años.

Verano de 2004: Los dos filmaron "El señor y la Sra. Smith" y los rumores anticipaban que ellos eran más que compañeros de reparto. Ambos lo negaron y su vida transcurrió normalmente, a pesar de lo que seguía pensándose.

Enero de 2005: La pareja adorable Brad y Jennifer Aniston tristemente anuncian que se van a separar después de más de siete años juntos. Se rompió el corazón a los americanos (del norte).

Marzo de 2005: La señorita Aniston presenta demanda de divorcio.

Abril de 2005: Nos preguntamos si los rumores eran ciertos cuando surfearon la red, fotos de la presunta pareja en una playa de Kenia con el hijo adoptivo de la estrella de "Changeling", Maddox.

Verano de 2005: Los dos posan para una sesión de fotos con la revista W titulada "Domestic Bliss" y los medios de comunicación se vuelven locos, diciendo que son una pareja. Ellos niegan las afirmaciones de que están juntos. La señorita Jolie adopta a su segundo hijo, Zahara Marley, en julio.

Octubre de 2005: La ex pareja, Pitt y Aniston, finalizan su divorcio.

Enero de 2006: ¡Shocking! Angelina anunció a la gente que está embarazada de su primer hijo de Brad y ella cambia los nombres de sus hijos adoptivos a Jolie-Pitt.

Mayo de 2006: Angelina Jolie da a luz a su hija, Shiloh, cuyas imágenes fueron vendidas a People y OK! por $ 4,1 millones y $ 3.5 millones. La familia donó el dinero a la caridad.

Octubre 2006: Pitt anunció en una entrevista con Esquire, que se casaría con Jolie cuando el matrimonio homosexual sea legal en los Estados Unidos.

Mayo de 2008: La estrella de "Kung Fu Panda" anuncia que ella y su marido están esperando gemelos.

Julio de 2008: Ella da a luz a un hijo, Knox Leon y una niña, Vivienne Marcheline; una vez más venden las fotos a People y Hello! por $ 14 millones, con ingresos que van a la Fundación Jolie-Pitt.

Octubre de 2008: Jolie confirma su relación cuando ella le dice a The New York Times acerca de su romance con Pitt durante el rodaje de "Sr. y Sra. Smith". Él había dicho que no engañó a Aniston durante la producción y comenzó su relación después de los dos se separaron.

Noviembre 2008: Jen golpea de nuevo y dijo que el comentario de Angelina no fue "cool" en una entrevista con la revista Vogue. Ella continuó diciendo, "sentí que esos detalles eran un poco inapropiados para discutir", dijo Aniston. "Esas cosas acerca de cómo ella no podía esperar para ir a trabajar al set todos los días, realmente no fue cool".

Septiembre 2011: Más controversia se suscita cuando Brad le dijo a Parade que su vida de casado con Aniston no era interesante. Él continuó diciendo que él sólo estaba en un mal punto en su vida al final de su matrimonio y su relación con Angelina lo sacó de allí.

Enero de 2012: Pitt dijo que sus hijos se preguntan por qué él y Jolie no estaban casados ​​declarando a The Hollywood Reporter, "En realidad, nos gustaría y sería más por nuestros hijos. Hemos hecho esta declaración hace un tiempo que no íbamos a hacerlo hasta que todo el mundo pueda (los homosexuales). Pero no creo que seamos capaces de resistir. Significa mucho para mis hijos, y lo piden mucho. Y eso significa algo para mí, también, para hacer ese tipo de compromiso".

Y el resto es historia! No podemos esperar a ver toda la emoción de la boda! antes de venir!



Brangelina en el Museo de Los Angeles 11.04.2012.

2008 Critics Choice Awards - January 7, 2008

45 Park Lane hotel in London - September 18, 2011

84th Annual Academy Awards - February 26, 2012

BAFTA Awards - London - February 8, 2009

Changeling screening - London - November 17, 2008

Cinema in London - September 4, 2011

Film Independent's Spirit Awards - February 23, 2008

Moneyball Premiere - September 9, 2011

New Orleans, LA - March 10, 2012

Out in Italy - February 16, 2010

Out in London - August 6, 2011

The Tourist NYC premiere - December 6, 2010

premiere of Beowulf - November 5, 2007

premiere of Beowulf - November 5, 2007

Monday, January 4, 2010

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie go out of New York City for family fun


Full Family : ha ha i mean.. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their children, Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh go out of New York City for family fun.

The “Mr and Mrs Smith” co-star couple each tended to a few of the little ones as they unloaded the family van and headed to a performance of “Mary Poppins” on Broadway.
The sighting comes amidst endless tabloid rumors that Brangelina will be calling it quits - with an alleged insider predicting the breakup will happen sometime during the course of 2010.

“Things are really bad between them,” a source told the National Enquirer. “The fights are getting worse and worse. In my opinion, it’s only a matter of time before they split up for good.”

Nonetheless, Brad and Angie continue to debunk past breakup claims as they lovingly tend to their brood of six kiddies.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

We All Have Our Scars



What do ya think about those bored academics from the University of Liverpool's School of Biological Sciences who said that Western women find scarring on men attractive and may associate it with health and bravery? Its a rhetorical question as yer opinion matters not to me unless I can get something out of appearing interested.

It also seems that men find women with or without scars attractive. Yes Liverpool is full of shallow cunts, but hey they are quick and witty like the Irish but harder to understand ............. don't you Irish go taking that as a compliment.





Old Knudsen did a study and found the Irish were more into warts and boils and that Franz Liszt who was always pissed (drunk) and the great lord or Ireland Oliver Cromwell were the Emerald isle's number one and two disrespectfully sex symbols of all time.

Women rated scarring as an attractive quality for short-term relationships because they found it be a symbol of masculinity, in other words a bad boy who will get them up the duff and knock them around.

Men without scars are seen as more caring boring types and therefore more suitable for long-term relationships.

Tina Fey who may or not be Sarah Palin has a facial scar. It happened when she was 5 year-old and standing in her front garden, some cunt she didn't know came along and slashed her. Yeah big man with a knife, Old Knudsen gets on like a 5 year-old sometimes cum and have a go if ya think yer hard enough.
Getting back on track Old Knudsen would totally give it to Tina up the jammy dodger scar or not so he mocks the findings by those without real jobs.

People who get paid for thinking and messing around are lucky jammy cunts. Actress Summer Glau the perky lass pictured above showing you where not to put yer finger on a weapon unless you are shooting it does not have any scars that Old Knudsen knows of but Old Knudsen would totally give it to Summer up the jammy dodger until winter. Old Knudsen does not discriminate for he hates all but will lower himself for his hole.

Harrison Ford has a scar on his chin, he got it years ago when he worked as a carpenter/puppy killer it seems that one of the mutts had a collar on and when it went into the wood chipper a piece flew out and struck the handsome star, he has hated dogs ever since and even turned doon those excellent Beethoven films, yer loss Mr Ford.

Hollywood has known about scaring for years, a big scar means Bond villain and a small over the eyebrow scar means hunk who has been in a fight but we still want him to look good.


Hey Bruce! Asshole Koocher with 1 million followers on Twatter is fucking yer ex while yer kids call him daddy and he may do a Woody Allen later, do ya wanna cum over for dinner tonight to show how adult and not at all creepy things are?

Remember my fight against Cardinal Ratzinger in 2003? Old Knudsen wore a plaster (Band-aid) over his eye to hide a weeping boil, it wasn't my complete annihilation of the Ratman that got me mostly female gunties through the mail it was the plaster. Yes a lot of tattered, stained belly warmers did cum from Ireland.

I hear the Ratman who is only 82 has been in training for 2010 when it so happens we will both be in the UK .

Old Knudsen challenges any cult a system of religious beliefs and ritual also great devotion to a person, idea, or thing leaders to hand to hand combat and yes you may form a cult just to fight Old Knudsen he will pencil you in for a near death experience.


Monday, May 25, 2009

Curry Wants To Be Served Over A Bed Of White Brad

Dear Dateline

I am writing to complain about the interview between reporter Anne Curry and movie star Brad Pitt at the Cannes film festival in France .

Ms Curry stays on track for the first few minutes talking about Mr Pitt's role in his new film Inglourious Basterds. She then segways into his work building homes in New Orleans for the victims of Katrina .

Mr Pitt's Time magazine feature was was mention prompting Ms Curry to ask him what its like being one of the most influential people in America, this made Mr Pitt visibly uncomfortable which then made her ask about being one of the world's sexiest men which made him stammer and blush.

The interview that lasted a total of 8 minutes consisted of her of inappropriately touching him three times and every time he shifted his stance or moved his head she craned her neck so she would be face to face with him.

Ms Curry needs to lock it doon because we know Angelina is crazy as fuck and will cut her up.

Later on Ms Curry interviewed Quentin Tarrantino and performed fallatio on him while he talked about Brad Pitt. I didn't see that one but I'm sure it was inappropiate.

It is difficult enough for intelligent, talented men like Brad Pitt and myself to be taken seriously because we are so good looking and when little dolly birds like Ms Curry behave in such a manner all those decades of fighting for men's rights are destroyed and we are yet again seen as baby machines without the vote only fit for a life chained bare footed and drained at our garage work bench.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Happy Families

I don't actually have a post for today. Why you may ask yerselves? or you'll just say, "so fuck" and click on some inferior blog which is any other blog I just want to celebrate 'The Family' no not the Mafia but speaking of which when someone mentioned Canada to Al Capone he said, "What street is that on?" its true I was there I was disguised as a broad in order to assassinate him.

It all went badly we had a few drinks and I gave him the syphilis that killed him ......... so I killed him-ish but didn't get fucking paid I don't wanna talk about it.

The family which is a man and a woman and some kids is a sacred institution, none of that new age shite with gheys or single mothers looking after kids thats just crazy. Jeffery Dahmer and Ted Bundy came from traditional families and they went on to becum famous hoosehold names.

Obama came from a single parent and look where that poor sod ended up, on a sinking ship with the rats fleeing back to Mexico.

My logic and reason is impeccable you can argue but you'd be wrong.

I have known Brad and Angie separately for years and was so happy when he dumped that Aniston slag, she never liked me a secret leezer probably.

I do find it flattering that the Bradster is trying to copy me and has even put a flat cap onto his child.
Lovely looking children by the way I was just all too happy to help out, I um mean by baby sitting of course.
Oh Angie they never learned the word 'Cunt' from me it was no doubt from one of those savages you adopted, dirty children.

Well I'm off to watch Marley and me. Hahahahaha only kidding Brad in case anyone doesn't know the dog dies in the end, it gets rabies and is shot don't feel bad about it Owen Wilson looks through its kennel and finds a ton of puppy porn, turns out Marley was a pedo.

I give it 2 thumbs up, no really if yer dog is a pedo sticking yer thumbs up its hole is the only way to cure it, or is that how to stop a bear attack?


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Monday, January 26, 2009

Rub Me Until I Spit


Famous movie star and shagger of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt turned up at his latest film premier showing his support for this blog.
Sporting an Old Knudsen cap and mock MJ vadge clipping on his upper lip he sauntered in like he wanted to knock fuck out of some Englishman or American.
His designer Old Bitter Balls members only jacket made out of 100% genuine suede and retailing for $2000 looked class as he stood with his member hanging out of his open fly.

He proudly showed off his Old Knudsen penis procedure that is all the rage in Hollywood. Its rumoured that during sex both he and Angie moan my name as they cum.


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Sunday, January 4, 2009

Man Crushes

Old Knudsen is not afraid to discuss his man crushes. It doesn't make him ghey you know nor does what he did in prison or the military, I like to call it survival and thats the story I'm sticking with.
Errol Flynn that crazy Tasmanian devil was one of Old Knudsen's and still is man crushes. Captain Blood being one of the best films ever. I love to see the mad look of excitement in his eye when the sword fighting begins.



Cary Grant though being English had brilliant comic timing . He was a bit of rough polished up for Yank audiences. A quote of his I remember is, "The only thing I wear in bed is my wife."


Daniel Craig is fucking cool. Another Sassenach but I forgive him as he is not the modern crying Englishman who complains the Iranians tortured him but in reality all they did was flick his neck


Those nasty Iranians wouldn't let me play my I-pod and flicked my neck and called me smelly feet, of course I told them all I know.

Craig can act. Yank, Brit whatever he is the man.


Finally a Scot. ok with a name like Gerard Butler you can tell hes a Fenian, again forgiven for my flesh is weak.
The expression he is doing here is very Scottish, its rubbing yer chin while pointing out someone is wrong just before you kick them into a bottomless pit.


A bottomless Pitt is like ass-less chaps, a gheys worse nightmare. Who would you fight? I'd fight Shatner, well I'd fight Old Knudsen but I'd lose.

Now for my steady man crush Ben Stiller. He may look like a Chimpanzee with muscles but this guy is just so funny to watch, he could drop a turd and I'd sit and laugh at it for an hour.


He is married to a hot Christine Taylor, I want to watch them do it, I want to join them doing it, I want her to watch me doing him while she sits in a corner with just her cigarette glowing in the dark. No none of this makes me ghey, it says so in the Bible ..................... some where at the back.

Look he breaks his wrist but still is in good nature when a camera is shoved in his face, what a guy.


Good natured, humourous and smart, he reminds me of a younger Jewish Old Knudsen without a cap.

Something about Mary ....... if you don't find this film funny then yer a cunt!
The Fockers movies ...... De Niro used to be a man crush too, these films are funny though not a laugh riot.
Dodge ball ...... funny in a pathetic way.
Tropic Thunder ...... One of the most funny films I've seen in years.
Zoolander ...... Just funny.

His Tom Cruise impersonation is spot on, he plays up tight nice guys or funny dumb guys, Ben Stiller put yer arse on notice for Old Knudsen is cumming.




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