A Movie To Get Yer Teeth Into

 

Since Old Knudsen missed out on the Queen's new years honours list yet again he is in need of validation so he is going to win an Oscar instead. 

Touch wood productions is a small film company with big ideas. A re-working of a little known vamp romp called Twilight. When my agent brought me this I thought it was going to be an action/porn movie set in a rest home with the tag line, "In God's waiting room only the brave jump the queue". 

So off to Vancouver which is in America ..... north America.

 

For some reason weemen get the horn when they see a man climbing a tree.

The story starts with some vampire named Edward disappearing up his own arse My character Gorse Burns finds Edward's middle school sweet heart  'Stella'  (its a re-working so changes had to be made) who is obsessed with old geezer cock and there is this really cool scene with her cutting herself in a fit of self pity and Gorse uses that for some 'take advantage sex' real edgy stuff.

Then Caleb a werewolf cums in and says, "mind if I join in?"

Some of my best acting to date, you should go and see it at least twice. The others in the flick are shite but what can you do?