Saturday, January 21, 2012

So It Is

  

Old Knudsen used to know this bloke who was the dullest shite ever. The most annoying thing about him wasn't the flat tone in which he spoke or the fact that he spoke really slowly or his forced little ha ha ha laugh. The most annoying thing was that he finished every thing he said with a useless phrase at the end. When Old Knudsen couldn't avoid him I'd hear him out and then I'd wait for his useless phrase, for example: "I almost forgot my keys today ha ha ha ................................................... so I did" or "I'm really tired today ha ha ha ............................ so I am". Old Knudsen would wait for it and the more Old Knudsen got annoyed the compulsion to use the same idiotic phrases would pop up in his own head .... so it would.

Lots of people in the northern part of Ireland say this, yes the island is filled with morons. Why the fcuk must you add unimportant shite to the unimportant shite you've just said? Its it to not just make yer point but to really make it?