He may the kind of person who blanks out in the queue looking up at the fast food menu above the counter not knowing what he wants to order holding up the line even though he gets the same fcuking thing every time but he looks the part of a president.
Old Knudsen has uncovered Romney's secret. During his days of struggling to make ends meet on a paltry CEO's salary Romney posed for some scantily clad underwear shots for Hunter Green's out door supply catalog.
When faced with the truth he told OBB News: "I was young and I needed the money, may history judge me by my heroic good looks and firm package."
Rush Limbaugh was unusually unavailable for comment so Old Knudsen will call Mr Romney a 'slut!' on his behalf.
