You may have heard that Kim Kardashian, famous for having a big arse got assaulted. Yes while doing a meet and greet some woman walked up behind her and dumped flour over her head. We think it was a professional hit maybe one of the terrorist groups liker PETA. Her security staff were amateurs and stood there like dummies. In fact they even walked Kim off in the same direction the flour terrorist fled .
Simon Cowell famous for crushing the dreams of many wannabe stars heard a noise in his hoose and found a woman in the bathroom holding a brick.
Finding a woman in his hoose was scary enough for him so maybe he shit a brick and she grabbed it I don't know it could be an English thing or something..... The English are proper odd.
Well they came to Old Knudsen to hire him as their security adviser but Old Knudsen can only serve one at a time. He is also special adviser to the Syrian Government and so is pretty busy.
Who to choose?
Its very difficult who would you choose?
Our PM David Cameron may be in deep shit right now with his private parties at number 10 inviting big money giving donors and midget hoors etc also yer man who charged people thousands to get a meeting with him.......... He pays Old Knudsen for meetings, and yon parties were fcuking great!
Old Knudsen is still thinking.
Who does Old Knudsen want to spend 24 hours a day with seeing them half naked and vulnerable as they lie there sleeping?
Old Knudsen can't decide its too difficult.
Be glad you all have such boring lives not making the big calls like Old Knudsen has to.
