Seriously if you knew I was cumming you'd jump on yer horse with yer pretty mouth and ride like fuck screaming at the top of yer lungs in panic too.
Its funny how the 4th July never really took off as a celebration, only in America it seems. Old Knudsen did write a book on his exploits titled, 'How Old Knudsen populated America' then he wrote a sequel 'How the west was bummed' different times called for different actions don't judge me. Its good enough for the Pope.
Enjoy yer celebration Yanks and I'll look forward to future conflicts ....... don't be late, again.