The Scots have an unfair reputation for being tight fisted when it cums to money but those hooked nosed money lenders (as called by Jesus in the temple) otherwise known as Jews are far worse.
For Christmas they give their children little wooden spinning tops with squiggly writing on them called Dreidels.
During the war we gave the kids an orange and a pointed stick and they were grateful cos there was a war on but whats the excuse now?
Give the kids bloodly Tonka toys or my Little fucking pony, its Christmas.
My next campaign will be against Ramadan, why in the 21st century should people go hungry? even if it is just Muslims.