I was going to put up a post about the importance of fossil fuels and the only problem I have is that when you go to fill up yer coal bucket you end up with black snotters but then I remembered the whining, "too many words, where are the hotties?" or "post naked men pictures" so here it is, the ultimate post for all of you cunts that only want dirty pictures cos words hurt yer brains, maybe you lot should start blogs so you can post said pics, just an idea. I think I have covered all of my 3 reader's tastes if not and if you have any complains at the end of this I shall give up blogging, enjoy.
Don't call old Duncan here a pervert, hes just doing what you wish you had the guts to do, the man is sexually free.
Where would the world be without midget sex?
I never buy off vendors in the street, those fuckers never wash their hands. Do you think this lad's name is calvin? his ma must of wrote that on so he wouldn't lose them.
Here have some violence against Andre Agassi the tennis twat.
This is for all you insertionists out there. I remember when milk was delivered to yer door in bottles not up yer arse from a carton.
Something to get you Knudsenites out there warmed up.
For you multi-taskers, she has my admiration.
Amputee sex, did I mention that I only have one leg? once you have a one legged man you never go back.
For you Japophiles, they really do all look the same to me. Two nukes didn't do her any harm so gurn up.
A bit of Fenian cocksucking for MJ, you can imagine the old fella about to say, "remember that chap who used to run the bookies? what was that mans name? John? Jack? something 'J' anyway he was married to etc etc etc." until she says, "Da shut the fuck up." I told you they were Fenians.
For those a little unsure of themselves.
Cheerleaders, Hollywood has taught me to admire cheerleaders. "Goooooooooooooooooooo Hot-pants!"
Yer grandad before the stroke. He likes a nice stroke.
Those black fellas just want to spank our white weemen and then shove their huge cocks into them, its disgusting I tell you.
For you animal lovers, I won't say what sicko sent me this but it was one of you.
Spiderman Spiderman does whatever a spider can except spin webs as only females spin webs.
Don't worry folks its only CIA interrogation, its not torture because that would be wrong.
For those who like to pack a lunch, the egg and onion sandwiches went in a treat.
Ah fake hard Hollywood bodies, this is what we should all try to look like or so I'm told.
This looks more creepy than sexy, whats with the gloves and the mirror? does she understand mirrors?
Another picture for the ladies, Right said Fred on their cum back tour.
For the Fag-hags who like small packages.
For the minute men, they are in yer country doing the jobs twice as fast for half the money that you are too fat and lazy to do so whats yer problem? Put yerselves in their shoes.
Does this inflated crotch make me look ghey?
For those who like Gladiator films etc, "This is Sparta!"
I was going to put up a post about the importance of fossil fuels and the only problem I have is that when you go to fill up yer coal bucket you end up with black snotters but then I remembered the whining, "too many words, where are the hotties?" or "post naked men pictures" so here it is, the ultimate post for all of you cunts that only want dirty pictures cos words hurt yer brains, maybe you lot should start blogs so you can post said pics, just an idea. I think I have covered all of my 3 reader's tastes if not and if you have any complains at the end of this I shall give up blogging, enjoy.
Don't call old Duncan here a pervert, hes just doing what you wish you had the guts to do, the man is sexually free.
I never buy off vendors in the street, those fuckers never wash their hands. Do you think this lad's name is calvin? his ma must of wrote that on so he wouldn't lose them.
Here have some violence against Andre Agassi the tennis twat.
This is for all you insertionists out there. I remember when milk was delivered to yer door in bottles not up yer arse from a carton.
Something to get you Knudsenites out there warmed up.
For you multi-taskers, she has my admiration.
For you Japophiles, they really do all look the same to me. Two nukes didn't do her any harm so gurn up.
A bit of Fenian cocksucking for MJ, you can imagine the old fella about to say, "remember that chap who used to run the bookies? what was that mans name? John? Jack? something 'J' anyway he was married to etc etc etc." until she says, "Da shut the fuck up." I told you they were Fenians.
For those a little unsure of themselves.
Cheerleaders, Hollywood has taught me to admire cheerleaders. "Goooooooooooooooooooo Hot-pants!"
Yer grandad before the stroke. He likes a nice stroke.
Those black fellas just want to spank our white weemen and then shove their huge cocks into them, its disgusting I tell you.
For you animal lovers, I won't say what sicko sent me this but it was one of you.
Spiderman Spiderman does whatever a spider can except spin webs as only females spin webs.
Don't worry folks its only CIA interrogation, its not torture because that would be wrong.
For those who like to pack a lunch, the egg and onion sandwiches went in a treat.
Ah fake hard Hollywood bodies, this is what we should all try to look like or so I'm told.
This looks more creepy than sexy, whats with the gloves and the mirror? does she understand mirrors?
Another picture for the ladies, Right said Fred on their cum back tour.
For the Fag-hags who like small packages.
For the minute men, they are in yer country doing the jobs twice as fast for half the money that you are too fat and lazy to do so whats yer problem? Put yerselves in their shoes.
Does this inflated crotch make me look ghey?
For those who like Gladiator films etc, "This is Sparta!"