Young dumb and full of cum, the two of them that is.Jamie Lynn Spears the 16-year-old sister of former pop star Britney Spears is expecting a baby. The gurl is the star of the comedy series Zoey 101 , the show is set in a Californian boarding school for boys that has just recently started to accept gurls and hilarity ensues as does pregnancy it seems, its good to have siblings to look up too and follow in their footsteps, there has been rumours that Britney is again pregnant by some homeless guy she met on the beach one day.
The baby daddy for Jamie is her boyfriend 19 year-old Casey Aldridge.
In general I'm not for abortion but in this case I think it should be enforced. Aldridge is going to do the decent thing as he is a fine young man, he'll be releasing a sex tape in time for Christmas.
Not everyone is cut out to be a parent, a bloke can dangle a baby but it takes a man to be a dad.Junior slut Spears is 12 weeks pregnant and told Celebrity magazine the news, she then went on to give her advice on premarital sex, no not technique she said that its better to wait, that advice coming from a pregnant 16 year old really means a lot. Are you with me on the forced abortion thing yet?
I've gone through a few pregnancies in my time and they are fucking gross. A true story, I was walking in the park with Cecilia my then wife who was 3 months pregnant and wasn't even showing yet, we met this gurl Jilly who had a thing for me as most weemen do.
We stopped and chatted and mentioned the pregnancy. Jilly who was ever so tactful looked Cecilia up and doon and said " I thought you were when I first saw you" Cecilia held her tongue and I permitted myself a good laugh only after we parted our ways.
Trust weemen to drag pregnancy out for nine months, I don't find pregnant weemen sexy at all I say look at the big belly on ya I'm off to look at some porn anyway I don't want to be sticking my lad in and scaring the baby and if I have sex with a pregnant woman that means I'm having sex with a child therefore I'd be a pedo.
Then theres the water breaking and you know that's going to happen at 4 am, if anyone is going to wet the bed its going to be me.
Too young and ghey to be my mates but you get the idea.I'm not one to be doon the pub or outside the delivery room while my wife goes through the pains of labour, I'll bring my mates in and have a few beers while we wait for the wee fucker to pop out, don't worry its nothing my mates haven't seen pictures of before.
See? fucking gross, thats not mine its purple, I knew you and the artist formerly known as twat were at it.
Then doctor or midwife hacks through the perineum with a pair of scissors to get the baby out and the gloop and shit comes out along with the sprog, fucks sake I'm ready to lose my lunch by then, like I said fucking gross, thankfully God in his infinite wisdom has given man the attention span of a goldfish (see Marky for example) and we are ready for sex again as soon as we see those giant milk laden titties.
Weemen on the other hand don't forget and never let you live doon the pain and suffering they went through, yeah yeah I was in a Russian Gulag for 4 years don't talk to me about suffering, well ok I was one of the guards but Siberia can get fucking cold, thank fuck for Global warming I say.
Nowadays they don't even let you smoke yer celebratory cigars in the hospitals .
Former Disney child star with her son.I don't know what the young gurls who become stars are about. Parties, rehab, getting knocked up, naked pictures and of course the obligatory eating disorders.
Men would stroke their thighs while watching the Olsen twins on TV and count doon the months until they reached 18 as if something magical was going to happen.
I'll tell you what happens, they go anorexic, chain smoke and get their brains fucked out in public instead of doing it in private as they have been doing for the last 3 years. Hilary Duff is also off the reservation, she was normal as a gurl, going on about body image and how important it is to look healthy and now shes an adult stick insect .
Lets hope Hanna Montana, Dora and Dakota Fanning learn from all of this, it used to be bad boys and now its train wreck gurls.
