Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Sad Fucker With A Gun And A Badge


A white police officer in Philadelphia came to work with cornrows was ordered by a black superior to get a haircut because the braids violated department standards.

Thomas Strain was put on desk duty this month because he was a sad sad silly looking fucker.

You talk about people going native the only sadder thing is a white boy with dread locks, does officer Strain give dap and ethnic handshakes? is 50 cents his hero? does he know its G-unit and not Gun-it as I had to work out.


The only time cornrows looked good on whitey were on Bo Derek in the film 10 and we were too busy looking at her well stuffed beaver to care anyway.

Fire Strain for this serious lack of judgment because there are some things you should just know.