Anna Chapman the Russian spy is now said to have gotten close to a top U.S. intelligence official causing the spy hunters to get nervous.
Old Knudsen is bound to have more intelligence than an American and so throws doon the gauntlet to Ms Chapman inviting her to pump him as hard as she wants for information. The only thing she'll get him to spill is his seed .... You'll no find any intelligence in Old Knudsen's sperm!
Old Knudsen has never cracked during an interrogation, yeah well ok it was Old Knudsen doing most of the interrogating but there was that time with yon Nazis, Old Knudsen didn't crack then he calmly told them all they needed to know but that is different.
Old Knudsen awaits yer call.