Hannah Montana And Miley Cyrus Best Of Both Worlds Concert ..

Well known singer, songwriter and actress Miley Cyrus has launched a 54 Date “Best of Both Worlds” tour on October 18! The double bill show will feature her as a solo artist AND as Hannah Montana. Tickets are going to go on sale Saturday, August 18th.



Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert Schedule:

Below is the schedule for the 54 Date “Best of Both Worlds” tour:

DAY DATE LOCATION VENUE TICKETS GO ON SALE
THU 18-Oct St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center Sat, Aug 18 10am
SAT 20-Oct Moline, IL I wireless Center Sat, Aug 18 10am
SUN 21-Oct Minneapolis, MN Target Center Sat, Sept 8 Noon
TUE 23-Oct Omaha, NE Qwest Center Sat, Aug 18 10am
THU 25-Oct Denver, CO Pepsi Center Sat, Aug 18 10am
SAT 27-Oct Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena Sat, Aug 18
MON 29-Oct Seattle, WA Key Arena Sat, Aug 18 10am
TUE 30-Oct Portland, OR Rose Garden Sat, Aug 18 10am
THU 1-Nov Oakland, CA Oracle Arena Sat, Aug 18 10am
SAT 3-Nov Anaheim, CA Honda Center Sun, Aug 26 Noon
SUN 4-Nov San Jose, CA HP Pavilion at San Jose Sat, Aug 18 10am
MON 5-Nov Fresno, CA SaveMart Center Sat, Aug 18 10am
WED 7-Nov Los Angeles, CA Staples Center Sun, Aug 26 Noon
THU 8-Nov San Diego, CA San Diego Sports Arena Sat, Aug 25 10am
FRI 9-Nov Glendale, AZ jobing.com Arena Sat, Aug 25 Noon
SUN 11-Nov Houston, TX Toyota Center Sat, Sept 15 10am
MON 12-Nov San Antonio, TX AT&T Center Sat, Sept 15 Noon
WED 14-Nov Ft. Worth, TX Ft. Worth Convention Center Sat, Sept 15 10am
THU 15-Nov Bossier City, LA CenturyTel Center Sat, Sept 15 10am
FRI 16-Nov TBD
MON 19-Nov Tampa, FL St. Pete Times Forum Sat, Sept 15 10am
TUE 20-Nov Sunrise, FL BankAtlantic Center Sat, Sept 15 10am
FRI 23-Nov Nashville, TN Sommet Center Sat, Aug 25 10am
SAT 24-Nov Knoxville, TN Thompson-Boling Arena Sat, Aug 25 9am
SUN 25-Nov Greensboro, NC Greensboro Coliseum Sat, Sept 15 10am
TUE 27-Nov Charlotte, NC Charlotte Bobcats Arena Sat, Sept 15 Noon
WED 28-Nov Duluth, GA Arena at the Gwinnett Center Sat, Sept 15 10am
THU 29-Nov Memphis, TN FedExForum Sat, Sept 15 10am
SAT 1-Dec N. Little Rock, AR ALLTEL Arena Sat, Sept 15 10am
SUN 2-Dec Oklahoma City, OK Ford Center Sat, Aug 25 10am
MON 3-Dec Kansas City, MO Sprint Center Sat, Sept 15 10am
WED 5-Dec Auburn Hills, MI Palace at Auburn Hills Sat, Sept 29 10am
THU 6-Dec Grand Rapids, MI Van Andel Arena Sat, Sept 29 10am
SAT 8-Dec Rosemont, IL Allstate Arena Sat, Sept 15 10am
SUN 9-Dec Indianapolis, IN Conseco Fieldhouse Sat, Sept 15 10am
TUE 11-Dec Columbus, OH Nationwide Arena Sat, Sept 15 10am
WED 12-Dec Lexington,KY Rupp Arena Sat, Sept 15 10am
THU 13-Dec Cincinnati, OH US Bank Arena Sat, Sept 15 10am
SAT 15-Dec Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre Sat, Sept 29 10am
SUN 16-Dec Rochester, NY BlueCross Arena Sat, Sept 29 10am
MON 17-Dec Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center Sat, Sept 29 10am
WED 19-Dec Hartford, CT Hartford Civic Center Sat, Sept 29 10am
THU 20-Dec Providence, RI Dunkin Donuts Center Sat, Sept 29 10am
FRI 21-Dec Worcester, MA DCU Center Sat, Sept 29 10am
SAT 22-Dec Worcester, MA DCU Center Sat, Sept 29 10am
THU 27-Dec Long Island, NY Nassau Coliseum Sat, Sept 29 10am
FRI 28-Dec Long Island, NY Nassau Coliseum Sat, Sept 29 10am
SAT 29-Dec Newark, NJ Prudential Center Sat, Sept 29 10am
SUN 30-Dec Newark, NJ Prudential Center Sat, Sept 29 10am
THU 3-Jan Cleveland, OH Quickens Loan Arena Sat, Sept 29 10am
FRI 4-Jan Pittsburgh, PA Mellon Arena Sat, Sept 29 10am
SAT 5-Jan Atlantic City, NJ Boardwalk Hall Sat, Sept 29 10am
MON 7-Jan Washington DC Verizon Center Sat, Sept 29 10am
TUE 8-Jan Baltimore, MD 1st Mariner Arena Sat, Sept 29 10am
WED 9-Jan Albany, NY Times Union Center Sat, Sept 29 10am
FRI 11-Jan Detroit, MI
SUN 13-Jan Milwaukee, MN
MON 14-Jan Chicago, IL
TUES 15-Jan St. Louis, MS
FRI 18-Jan Las Vegas, NV
SAT 19-Jan Las Vegas, NV
TUES 22-Jan Glendale, AZ
THURS 24-Jan Austin, TX
FRI 25-Jan Lafayette, LA
SAT 26-Jan New Orleans, LA
MON 28-Jan Orlando, FL
TUES 29-Jan Orlando, FL
WED 30-Jan Jacksonville, FL
THURS 31-Jan Miami, FL

Old School Musical

I was approached by Disney to do the next High School musical film. I said to Walt good and straight that we needed a more edgy approach that will entice more of the older male audience. So far fathers have been pretending to watch the films for the sake of their children but its difficult to hide erections under cushions when yer 12 year-old is prancing around singing about how fabulous she is and much therapy may be needed later on for the poor men.

Walt is a difficult man to talk to because his head has been cryogenically frozen for decades but he finally agreed I took his silence as agreement . I mean you can disagree with me but obviously you'd be wrong and what rhymes with wrong? thats right mong.

We felt it better to keep the High School title because high school is sexy.

Since the cast has graduated they are moving on to college. They find that scholarships are not so easy to cum by and even the rich parents have fallen upon hard times so what is Troy, Sharpie and the rest of the crew going to do to pay for tuition? yep sell weed and make pornos.

I for one enjoyed watching them have sex, er I mean simulated sex and so should everyone else. Sprinkle in a few song and dance numbers such as, 'I bleach my anus but it still looks tanned' and 'Money shots for the money' and ' Don't sing with yer mouth full' and you have a sure fire hit on yer hands.

Yer kids will be singing these songs and buying the CD's and it 'will' be in time for Christmas. Then we'll have the action figures and I really do mean action. Watch Gabrielle shoot ping pong balls from her hoo hoo just like in the film.

I bring Boy-Troy out of the closet and just wait it will be art imitating life cos we all know he is right?
If this film is a hit I may be given full artistic control over other franchises 'Hannah Montana does Dallas?' no wait she already did in her personal life, maybe a Scheisser video with Poo Bear.



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Miley Cyrus Says

Old Knudsen leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

"Hehe hehe, shes nearly 18"

"And what?"

"Hehe hehe she'll be legal"

"Dude yer 35"



Minority Report........ staring Tom Cruise

I arrest you for the crime of being a future slut!

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