I Give Thanks

Its Thanksgiving day and no I'm not thankful for the whole ethnic cleansing of the native Americans which was fun I might add and deserves to be celebrated I am thankful for these things.
That I have lived as long as I have with a good quality of life while many others haven't and don't.

That I defeated the Daleks with only 8000 people dying .................... it could have been worse.



That I'm not American, especially Texan for Floridian.


That my Knudsen hoors still love me even after the drugs had worn off ..... long story.


That I am so incredibly sexy.


That I tapped all of these arses.



But most of all I am thankful for the erections I get most mornings, its the little things that matter.

No I'm not saying I have a small willy ach do I not exude the confidence of a man with inches to spare?

Ribbed for her pleasure. Enjoy yer Turkey and stuffing.


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Conan Drumm asks:

Dear Knudie
I was in Enniskillen t'other day and spotted something flying from a flagpole that your room should not be without. An Israeli flag!

You may wish to expound on this strange aspect or Norniron culture...

Indeed I shall, my dear friend Manuel may have some other reason but don't listen to him he drinks quite a bit so I hear.

The Orange Order me of the definition of war, "Old men get angry and young men die." The Orange order is a protestant society that stared in 1795 near the village of Loughgall. There was The 'Battle of the Diamond' that took place there, more like a skirmish between a Catholic group known as the 'Defenders' and a Protestant militia, the 'Peep O Day Boys.' The battle lasted only 15 minutes and ended in tragedy, the pub was burnt doon, I'm getting teared up just thinking about it.
Dan Winter who owned the pub and two friends James Wilson and James Sloan, formed the Orange institution which was a secret society made up solely of fine Protestant men. James Sloan also had a pub and that's where they would meet, sounds like a dream cum true for me.

James Mason, an English actor from Yorkshire, a conscientious objector during World War II and owner of a very large penis. (14 inches)

Here is the first shock, all three men were also Freemasons.

The Orange order supports the Monarchy of England and is Unionist which means they support the union between Northern Ireland and Great Britain.
Today the order has tens of thousands of members in Ireland, Britain, America, and throughout the British Commonwealth especially in Australia, Canada and New Zealand.

In 1992 five Catholics were gunned doon in a betting shop on the Ormeau Road, not terrorists just normal people. Months later a parade went past the shop, Orange men and weemen danced and cheered on their way past and shouted, "five, nil." I was ashamed to be Protestant that day.

The Freemason ties in the order are very strong and intertwined, the symbolism and the Zionist views backed up by crazy assed mythology as wacky as any Mormon could cum up with, and these men are wealthy, respected and influential though over the past few years there has been a decline in leadership and the spiritual side of the order.

You know why there is an Israeli state right? Britain started to set it up after the first World War and in 1947 with the help of the UN they split up Palestine and moved the Jews in who then bashed a few Arabs and the state of Israel was born in 1948.

Why were the Jews not given a chunk of Germany? why invade Palestine? the Jews couldn't hold on to it over the past few thousand years so why give them it now to lose? because its believed but the followers of British Israelism, The Orange order and Freemasons etc that Jesus will only be able to return if the city of Jerusalem is in the hands of the Jews.

Wacky shit to base geo politics on isn't it? no wonder the middle east is so fucked up, they got religion and religion got them.

The Orange order believe that the Celts and Anglo-Saxons etc are from the lost 10 tribes of Israel and that Orangemen (through their lodge membership) are of the tribe of Levi, this isn't just yer average tribe now, the tribe of Levi are a tribe of high up priests.

This picture makes me hard.

The flags that have the star of David usually have it to represent the Israelite connection and a crown to show their allegiance to the Queen, a six sided star is also said to represent the six counties of Northern Ireland. Or alternatively the marrying of Queen Teia Tephi from the hoose of David and King Eochaidh who was from Judah/Zarah of the "Red-Hand" the crown representing the royal line.

The Ulster Unionists often fly the Israeli flag in their dispute over the land with the Catholic nationalists in Ireland as they feel a kinship to the persecuted Jews of the ten tribes.

It goes a long way to explain why the West is so keen on having the Jews in Israel as it seems to piss off the rest of the world and causes nothing but trouble.
Freemason symbols pop up all over the place and I'm just waiting for a Protestant Da Vinci code type film to be made as yer more likely to have an uncle in the Masons than in Opus dei. In the 1970's in Northern Ireland the Royal Ulster Constabulary were riddled with Masons, it was almost a job requirement and was quite an attractive society to be a part of as they looked after their own, if you were caught speeding or caught petrol bombing a Catholics hoose all you had to do was roll up yer trouser leg and do the secret hand shake and the police would see you home safely.

"How much for yer wife and kids senor?"
Mexico is owned by the Jew loving Freemasons too, whats so good about a people who torture and kill their god , commit genocide on other tribes and acts all the victim when everyone kicks their arses?

The Stone cutters which is an offshoot of the Freemasons has this song that brags about the influence they hold in society:

Who controls the British crown?

Who keeps the metric system down?

We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?

What keeps the Martians under wraps?

We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?

Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

We do! We do!

Who robs the cave fish of their sight?

Who rigs every Oscar night?

We do! We do

Back of Great Seal of the United States of America A.O.N.M.S. which spells out 'Mason.'

No only can he not spell Sheriff but look at that symbol on his door, this Yank pig will beat you with his big hard night stick unless you know the handshake or the secret blowjob.

Those of southern Ireland are descended from Judah's brother Dan, the fifth of Jacob's sons and were known as the Tuatha de Danaan - the Tribe of Dan, none of that pagan Danu crap if you don't mind and if you look under the hill of Tara/Torah you'll find the Ark of the Covenant .