War Movie Review

You knew it was cumming and now here it is. The feel good musical based on the hilarious movie about a man taking his family on a European vacation. Liam Neeson isn't Old Knudsen's cup of tea but in this he is Oscar Schindler especially during the song 'Helping Jews may not be cool but by golly its fun' .

Genocide has never looked so perky, Amon Göth singing 'Why is the top doon its fucking freezing' is a gem.

A date movie if there ever was one and a film you should take the little ones to see for a History is fun lesson.

What a long and boring big nose that Brody lad has. He plays a Jew who is handy on the old organ and is saved by a religious Nazi officer who falls in love with him. No singing no quick fire jokes just a lot of ball sacks slapping together.

Its a good movie if you like to see human suffering as Brody never uses lube.

Ulster/Scots Are God's Chosen People.

A Northern Ireland butcher has become the youngest ever Scottish haggis champion. 22 year-old Alan Elliot runs a shop in Dalbeattie and has been making haggis since 2004, originally from Cookstown famous for its sizzling sausages he has almost reinvented the haggis recipe, not bad for someone who left school aged 15 to work at cutting up dead animals as they do in the real world, who needs education when you've got a trade? unless yer trade was making oil lamps, fucking electricity.



Well done lad, even with the peace in Northern Ireland and those Nationalist cunts ruining Scotland the ties will always be deep.