Its the last day of the month so I invite you my *friends* to join me in a Seal hunt. Many think it isn't cool or trendy and is cruel but they said the same about fox hunting and that was excellent fun. They don't feel pain the way we do.
Yes Mago she won't be calling your tight Teutonic arse German any time soon.
Jamie Foxx spoiled our sport by ending it all rather than letting us get him at the MJ tribute just so sad. What is it with MJ and her poofs?
Who will join me next month when I hunt Dog the bounty hunter? for an ironic twist he will die by the red wrapped dark chocolate bar for being a racist cunt with dead ends and high heels.
*I could betray or kill any of you at ant time*