Showing posts with label Germans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Germans. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Knudsen On Tour

I went over to Germany to visit my old mucker Mago. It was difficult as all of those cunts speak some demonic lingo and I couldn't find Franconia on a map.

I stayed at a Bed and breakfast. The woman who was a big fat pig looking type with her hair in braids and said, "There are no watch towers no barbed wire no hot water and breakfast is at 6am sharp, if you are late you shall be executed und laughing and having fun is Verboten."

The AA (Automobile Association for alcoholics) gave the place a good rating. The gallon of beer, sausage and shrewdal made from fresh Shrews was a hearty filling breakfast to start yer day with.

Germany had changed a lot since I had last been there, for one they weren't trying to kill me, they were still goose stepping and acting superior well until you mention the 2 wars and the 1966 world cup result.

I sped back to the UK through the Channel tunnel and up to Killamory for a visit. Those cunts couldn't understand me and said I had gone native when I mentioned how small everything was there, well I was at the fucking Lego village.

My best friend Billy one ear is doing bird for killing some bird I always knew there was something wrong with that fella. Sammy piss stain died in a freak accident, it seems he was knocked doon by a visiting freak show.

So I made my way to the airport before the authorities realised I was in the cuntry and I was surpried to see this.

But glad to see this.
Well that will teach me for trying to visit a fellow blogger without having their address or knowing what they look like. I have no idea why he won't give me his address.


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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Maybe A Firestorm Will Give Them Character

On this day 1945


One tactic used by the Royal Air Force and the United States Army Air Force in the second World War was firestorms. This was achieved by dropping incendiary bombs, filled with chemicals such as magnesium, phosphorus or petroleum jelly (napalm), in clusters over a target.

After the area caught fire, the air above the bombed area, become extremely hot and rose rapidly. Cold air then rushed in at ground level from the outside and people were sucked into the fire.

In 1945, British Air Marshall Arthur Harris decided to firestorm the medieval city of Dresden. It had not been attacked during the war and was virtually undefended by anti-aircraft guns.

On the 13th February 1945, 773 Lancasters bombed Dresden. Then the Americans sent over 527 heavy bombers to follow up the RAF attack. Its thought that 35,000 were killed but some German sources say it was over 100,000.
In Hamburg, two years before Dresden, at least 40,000 died, other cities laid waste in such a fashion and though it cannot be excused Britain was fighting for its very existence and had suffered its own blitz's at the hands of the Germans.

Winston Churchill later re-thought the whole carpet bombing strategy and had decided it wasn't worth the destruction as resources were short and how can they rebuild Britain when Germany has nothing to give to them?

People are disgusted that so many civilians were targeted as they are with the bombings of Japan. The Blitz of towns and cities in the UK between 7th September 1940 and 16th May 1941 killed 43,000 if you don't stop yer enemy it would be more and civilians do help with the war effort.

Kill the man who makes the bullets so the soldiers have nothing to fire, so-called innocents get in the way and that is one of the many unfortunate things about war.

If we had pounded the fuck out of the Germans in the first World War instead of just letting the troops go home with their rifles there might not have been a second world war, not the Germans piss themselves if you even say the word 'Nazi'. Would the war in Iraq be unwinnable now if the allies had pressed on and removed Saddam during the Gulf war? pulling out half-way through and leaving potential allies to be slaughtered is one way to fuck up a war 12 years later.

Here is the problem, not wanting to hurt the feelings of the bad guys. The Germans shouldn't have tried to invade the world and the Japs shouldn't have helped them. The Palestinians and the Lebanese shouldn't support terrorists, just because it paid off for Sinn Fein doesn't mean a thing they are white and semi educated and civilised nations abhor killing white people with access to a legal team.

You know in films when the good guy only wounds the baddie then the baddie comes back half-way through and really fucks things up? well that's what life is like, you kill yer enemy twice if possible, leaving wounded is for the weak.

When political correctness infects people common sense gets thrown out the window and rapists are put into open prisons where they can play the lotto and win 7 million pounds. Good things happen to good people because not enough enemies of society are put to death, instead they are let out because someone double booked the jail cell or had a Good Friday agreement .

Well done Air Marshall Arthur 'Bomber' Harris you are a true national hero.


Monday, April 16, 2007

Ramming Speed.

One of the reasons why you should use a splash guard when you cook sausages in a frying pan while wearing a thong and high heels. I like the gurl in the picture learned the hard way, you don't have to.

I am the mighty Dinosaurous Rex, watch me flail about in the tar pit of life until I'm made ex-stink by hemorrhoids from space . Then the meek shall inherit the Earth.

Some cultures are different yet very similar. American men when they meet other men do the non threatening head tilt, they jerk their heads upwards as if to say " my jaw is exposed to you which shows I mean no trouble."

The same as reaching out their right hand to shake hands, the sword hand is open and shown to be clear and non-threatening.

My people when faced with a male of unknown quantity will nod downwards while keeping their eyes on the male at all times as if to say, " you don't mess with me and I won't mess with you, but I am ready."




The soft as shite Southern English wag their tails and sniff yer hole but thats just their way.



I started talking about the thing that cricket players do when they are about to bowl to the batter, they rub the red cricket ball against their trousers as you may do to an apple before you eat it but it all just sounded so very wrong.

So these guys are rubbing their balls against their trousers furiously and the thing is that they're dressed in white to you see a big red stain near the crotch but they don't care because this has become a habit to them so they stare off while they rub away at their balls getting a good polish on it until its time for the other guy to whack the balls as hard as he can with a solid bat made out of willow.




If I did this sort of thing in the High Street on a Friday afternoon the police would be called, not that I have of course.

Have you heard about those memorial T-shirts? it seems to be an African - American thing amongst the lower classes there, In America not Africa. When someone you know dies (usually by drive thru shootings and the like) you get a t-shirt with their face on it saying something like, "Rest in peace my Homies" or "Word up Cold T in gangsta heaven" you get the idea, "my niggas died and all I got was this t-shirt" I hope when I die (if I ever will) that all my bitches will honour me with a classy t-shirt with my face on it and before you take a swig of that Holsten Pils you dribble some out into the gutter for all the ex Bloggers that have been flagged along the way in Blog related violence.





Lord Milky it seems got a warning at work about logging onto my Blog due to the graphic nature of some of my images. I don't think sitting in the Hoose of Lords among the blue blooded inbreed twats of England is the best place to be surfing with yer lap top but who is going to tell a Knight of the realm that? so I thought for a bit and decided to be more careful with the images I post, then I had a bit of sugar which got my blood sugar level up and wised up. It is my promise to all you good folk out there that I would sacrifice any of you or yer jobs for the sake of my own pervertedness and freedom of speech, if I don't speak up then who will?



There was a bit of a reaction to the picture of the man with the bottle up his arse and as a bottle may be a bit extreme we all know that men like to stick their thumbs up their own arses while they're having a wank and I really doubt that we men are the only ones that buy butt plugs and beads of woe, then again I may just be the only one, ah fuck it.



Mecca or Makkah in Saudi Arabia is the birthplace of the Prophet Muhammad, and where the religion was founded not to mention the burial place of Adam from that famous fucking duo (as long as he was on top) of Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, those are the Uncle and his friend we don't mention. So it peaked my attention when it came up on my shite meter. Could our Saudi friends and allies be interested in the wisdom of my Blog or is it a bitter Muslim counterpart to me with a short fuse? From this holy city came a search for 'Rimjob.' That just struck me as funny, not as good as the search I got from the Vatican city for 'altar boys that like to suck off old men.'



The Pope Dirk Benedict IV turned 80 recently and no I'm not going to mention how he was in the Hitler youth during WWII I mean who wasn't? I just want to wish him a happy birthday and thank heaven for little boys.



Speaking of leopards not changing their spots the German army are in trouble for suggesting that crime in New York, the Bronx I believe is perpetrated by black people. Shame on them maybe in the rest of New York a large percentage of crime is caused by Blacks and Latinos but in the Bronx everyone knows the crime is caused by Irish and Italian immigrants over bootlegging rights so cut Johnny Black fella some slag ya fucking Nazis.



In case you hadn't heard, a German army training video was uncovered that had a shooting instructor shouting at the trainee to imagine themselves in the Bronx, "a black van pulls up in front of you and three African-Americans get out and start really insulting your mother... act!".



The soldier opens fire and shouts obscenities in English, as the instructor encourages him to curse even louder.



It happens to me all the time, my mother tends to break a lot of hearts and robs them while they are sleeping.



You know I am not surprised that the Germans lose all their wars, what ever happened to controlling yer breathing, calm and collectedly counting the rounds you shoot off ? when you make war all personal and kill people out of hate well professionalism just flys out the window. I of course blame the Pope and Hans Gruber from Die hard as played by Alan Rickman, fucking cunts.



Thursday, March 8, 2007

Prince Charles Says.

"Well done Old Knudsen another excellent post. Gobbling Granny is extremely fine totty, something I might go for myself."