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A conference in Johannesburg is intended to discuss football's (soccer) role in fighting racism and xenophobia.
You know South Africa if ever there was a place for an enlightened discussion that is the place to go and while you're at it go pick up a sandwich in Zimbabwe for 30 million Zimbabwean dollars and then head over to the Congo and set up a kindergarten/military camp. Old Knudsen is the only good thing to cum out of Africa. like my readers will get that reference

The South African government has denied that cunt the Dalai Lama a visa to the conference as it is linked to the 2010 World Cup which South Africa is hosting ............ no civilised cuntries were available I guess.

They said it would be too distracting. I can see their point.'Deli' as I call him likes his drink and when Tibet cums out to play he goes fucking nuts, before you know it hes going after any Chinese person with a Stanley knife or hammer and bouncing coins off the heads of the rival team .

Archbishop Desmond Tutu has pulled out of the meeting in protest and branded the decision "fucking disgraceful" and FW de Klerk said: " Do we really need that peace monger? I mean what has he actually achieved?"

Nelson Mandela the former terrorist was too busy getting rimjobs from celebrities to state his position.

South Africa loves China too much to get into the whole silly Tibet thingy. Face facts people its all lip service as no one really wants to go in and free Tibet and they are lucky that China wants them. The free Tibet flags and the attractive Yaks are both made in China which is why 178 people died when they drank some yak's milk.
Still where would the Tibetan economy be without China and who would of even heard of Tibet? Not me in fact I still can't show you it on a map, its in Nepal right? ach who gives a fuck it used to be called the 'far east' now I live here its the far west and the far east is Boston, nothing makes sense. Some dickhead told me if you keep going north you'll reach Russia, WTF? I do know where Russia is and it isn't north.

South Africa is China's largest trading partner in Africa, with 2008 trade standing at 100bn rand ($10bn; £7bn).

Dai Bing, an official at the Chinese embassy in Pretoria confirmed that Beijing had warned the South African government that allowing the Dalai Lama into the country would harm bilateral relations.

The last thing you want to see is Deli exposing 'Free Tibet' written across his man boobies for the world to see.

The South African government huffed up its chest and denied that China had played no role in the government's decision.

The Dalai Lama has visited the country on two previous occasions, in 1999 and 2004. I say let him in and throw a burning tire around the hippie's neck as a nice South African welcome, but then again I'm a xenophobic racist .

Ok I may have watched Xena the odd time but that was only to wank during Calisto's scenes. Something about hot, crazy evil weemen get my heckle up if ya know what I mean?

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Peace My Arse

First of all it isn't what it looks like, I ain't no monk ranger it was a spiritual holding of hands nothing ghey at all even if the meat in our sandwich was wearing a dress.

I met with John McCain and the Deli Lama (Del for short) last week at camp Gaylord, Johns retreat for himself and his young friends.

McCain kept pointing his thumb at me and referring to me as 'My friend' I had to put him straight I said:

"McCain as long as you get on like Bush and look the other way where integrity and honesty are involved you can not call me yer friend, you've changed John, you've let them change you."

He look ashamed and a little hurt. We had hunted homeless people together on the grounds of one of his many homes we compared war wounds and penis size (I won) we even formed our own fight club. Yes he was a maverick at one time but now he is merely a GOP mouthpiece anyone could do the job he is now doing.

Senator McCain was my friend presidential candidate McCain is just a two faced Kennedy/Bush like cunt. A politician with an agenda.

Del spoke of healing, love and peace. When he spoke of China the veins in his neck bulged and then every other word was a sentence enhancer like 'fuck'.

Now Del has given up on trying to talk sense to China. The world doesn't care about Tibet sure it may be trendy but really would anyone go to war over it?

Del has said "fluck them up the ass with a lotus petal but Tibet can continue dialogue in whatever way they want to."

What does that mean? He has just said 'I'm too old for this shit and what good have I done? at least the Hollywood 'A' listers like Madonna are on my side. My country has to become guerrillas and make a lot of trouble for China in a violent way not that I can ever come out and say that.'

I came to realise that sometimes you just can't reason with some people. The Iranians, Al Quada, a gang of blacks during the Watts riot or a woman you've just given a STD to.

Another group of people you can't reason with are those Americans who will not vote for Obama just because he is half black. Just as Hilary didn't have a chance with them he doesn't either.

Those are the people who get stuck on the stupid issues like gheys, Abortion and Illegal imagrants while the cuntry burns doon around them unoticed .

Be like Del and give peace a chance and then when that doesn't work use violence but at least you tried in other words 'think' the economy boomed under dirty dick Clinton and America was sort of cool like its supposed to be, movies had the president flying jets against aliens and beating up terrorists on Air force one.

8 Years of Republican rule, as Dr Phil would say, "Hows that working out for ya?" the economy is a dirty word, America is hated and so not cool and the presidental is portrayed as a joke.

The USA has always been a world leader so lead in example. Men of war know war and those who can talk can stop wars so vote for the nig nog just because it would piss off the white supremacists and thats always a good reason.

"Whose yer daddy ya little nip?" "Stop it yer hurting me McCain the mighty."


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