Showing posts with label ghey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ghey. Show all posts

Monday, April 12, 2010

Hate Mail Yay!


So Old Knudsen defender of whatever needs defending saw this AOL story on Facebook about how the gheys couldn't get 700,000 signatures to get ghey marriage out in the voting booths again in Callyfornia. Remember when prop 8 in 2008 decided that, " Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California."?

Support for prop 8 was heavily funded by the Mormon church/fad and many black voters also backed prop 8 swaying the vote against ghey marriage. So much for civil rights, MLK jnr ya failed.
This is the first I've heard about the petition and I firmly believe that all you meat sacks should have equality and even if I don't like you I shall fight for yer rights...... Of course pedos, Nazis, murderers and rapists should be destroyed, there are enough fucktards making trouble without that lot and they have given up their rights by their actions in my opinion.

So I got my first bit of Facebook hate mail from a Thomas Patrick who is a Colonel Sanders looking fucker holding a foo foo dog. He Joined Congrats America, Communists now Control Congress group and is a fan of The Colorado PT Cruiser Club and Moments in Bible Prophecy, a real deep thinker type.

The comments in the AOL post turned religious even though it was about a civil matter and knowing me I turned on me charm as usual, I did use the old 'Judge not, that ye be not judged' gem.
After I had judged they were all mongs of course and said so for taking the Bible literally.

My Facebook hate mail message was:

Mr when you wake up burning in hell, you will be a believer then. Sad to be such an unbeliever.

Old Knudsen believes in many Gogs so he has totally misjudged me. For Old Knudsen hell is other people and still being in America, yes I shall burn this summer.


My not well thought out reply was:


I believe, I believe yer a prick who will wake up in Heaven with a pedo priest wiping his knob on yer coat.


In Argentina 1965 Adolf Hitler begged for Gog's forgiveness and pished himself as he looked doon the barrel of my 1911 .45 cal pistol from the business end of it so he'll be up in Heaven too, what a flawed system it is.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Different Rules For Different Fools


I was putting the world to rights with William Holden and Mao Tse-Tung last night and into the wee hours over a case of Bud Light and several bottles of Rumplemintz. Angelina had left early because Brad was minding the kids which meant he was probably drunk or stoned on the couch.

The Chairman was getting angry because every time I'd doon a Bud light beer I'd yell, "to infinity and beyond" and since I didn't know how to say fuck off in cufflink I just kept doing it.

Old Knudsen came to the conclusion that he really really hates liars. Who hasn't been burned by people lying to yer face? I don't mean the exaggerating some or you 'yes I know who you are' do on yer blogs cos yer not fooling anyone I mean harmful fuck you lies which seem to go along with hypocrites that think they are better than you and so it doesn't matter if they lie to you.

Certain religions as they proselytise or fend of accusations are allowed to lie to people outside of their faith cos 'YOU' are going to burn and aren't in the right 'we are going to Heaven' club.

This brings me to Republican State Senator of Callyifornia's 18 district Roy Ashburn. Seen swerving in and out of traffic in the wee hours driving his state-issued vehicle on a suspended drivers license he was picked up and found to be over the blood alcohol limit.



Recently a police chief named Russell Leach was drinking at a topless bar on Super Bowl Sunday before he crashed his city-owned Chrysler and drove three miles on the rims.
He was pulled over by his own police officers just before 3 a.m. after he struck a light pole and a fire hydrant. The peelers did not perform a field sobriety test and recommended no further action.

Hey the Chief has been busting my balls all day for results in the BTL murder case. Oh and lets help him bury a body in case charges don't stick with the drunk driving.

Leech didn't know his tires were gone or that he had crashed a few times, the sparks of driving on his rims or the impacts had no impact on him.
He went on medical leave and said he was disoriented from his prescription medication. His wife wasn't at the titty bar but I'm sure she understood or she'd have more of the domestic violence he wasn't charged with in 2005.



If is wasn't for DUI's (Driving under the influence) we'd never find out what arseholes whose in power really are, we can speculate but until then we don't know.

Leech who has to do abuse programs, home detention and pay fines didn't even have to attend his hearing. Being a police chief he has spoken out about drunk driving so the hypocrisy is ripe though no real punishment ........

Back to Ashburn. Due to rumours of having been in a ghey bar on the night of his arrest and having a young male friend in his car Ole Roy finally came out and told everyone he was a ghey boy-toy.

No way dude yer a divorced father-of-four who has voted against ghey issues like anti-discrimination laws. How can you have four kids and have been married ? Oh I see hes a Roman Catholic he probably thinks well once you divorce anything after that is wee buns and doesn't count.

William Holden was fine about the drinking but got tight lipped about the gheyness, Chairman Mao was writing things doon in his little red book about ripping out all the other crops and planting nothing but corn for fuel.

Old Knudsen doesn't care if you are a flaming homo who likes a drink but if yer a leader in the community wise the fuck up and stop thinking yer personal life is separate because when it suits you the wife and 4 kids are no doubt paraded for the cameras 'a la' Palin.
Cars kill more people than guns every year and if Old Knudsen went out drunk with a weapon he didn't have a license for he'd get shot by the peelers. Fucking double standards.

Stop fucking lying and accepting back handers and lead by example ya cunts!

I had to put this picture up as every post should contain a hot woman. I'd really like to take a dump on Lucy Loo's tits a hot lunch I believe the kids call it but think its sad how socially unacceptable it is but driving drunk in yer state owner car is bad but not too bad but thats repressed America for ya. Hot lunches for all.



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Thursday, February 19, 2009

I Know You Are But What Am I?


Kenny Chesney ............. a cuntry singer is so unconfident about his sexuality that he has to totally prove to people he isn't ghey. You know like when Tom Cruise sued the guy that said he was ghey?


So is being ghey like an insult or something or are we still in the schoolyard? Here is how Chesney over reacted

"I'm pretty confident in the fact that I love girls. [laughs] I've got a long line of girls who could testify that I'm not gay." A long line indeed. "There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod," Chesney boasts, adding that he's been with "over 100" women. "My first five years on the road were intense, because I was the guy in college who never got laid until I started playing guitar."

OMG did you see the shoes she is wearing? it totally clashes with her outfit!

I don't care if you are a poo pirate you sing cuntry which makes you a twat. Yer also in denial about being bald hence the hats so I don't believe a thing you say. He did leave out that he shagged 500 dudes as well as the 100 weemen.

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