The Island Of The Moon

You people are idiots and I am disgusted at you. Now you can see what Lemurs are capable of?

President Marc Ravalomanana of Madagascar has fled for his life and now in power is Andy Rajoelina, a 34-year-old former DJ. That is like putting an actor in charge of a cuntry, who would do a stupid thing like that?

He has to re-write the constitution to make it legal for him to be in charge as he is 6 years too young. Constitutions are like rolls of shite wipe and not worth the paper they are printed on if you ask me. America has amended (changed) theirs 48,000 times or so since President Benjamin Franklin the inventor of the $100 dollar bill wrote it.

Notice anything odd about good time Andy? yes he is a skinny runt but apart from that whats with the false human ears? You know he is one of the Lemur hybrids that walk among us.

I KNOW YER HERE!


Madagascar being the base of Lemur world domination plays a vital role in the balance of power. Since the change of US administrations all military aid has ceased and the Lemurs saw this as their time to attack. Just think what would happen if the US stopped aiding Israel.

First the Lemurs send in the Polar-rats as their assault troops to make all those loyal to the democratically voted in government flee to less well secure buildings and then the human troops cum in to put a normal face upon things. Text book I say as any former operative would agree.


Here is a picture taken by the BBC of the capitol of Madagascar Antananarivo after the coup or coo.


Now for the bit of overwhelming evidence that shows I'm no insane All work and no play makes Knudsen a dull boy! All work and no play makes Knudsen a dull boy! All work and no play makes Knudsen a dull boy! All work and no play makes Knudsen a dull boy! All work and no play makes Knudsen a dull boy! All work and no play makes Knudsen a dull boy! All work and no play makes Knudsen a dull boy! All work and no play makes Knudsen a dull boy!

As I was saying. The Pope has started a tour of Africa the same time as the Lemur take over. See? see?

The same man who wants to wipe you out with aids by refusing to wear a condom is in place to direct the action.

I rest my case and my sore leg. take up my cause or we're all doomed, doomed, doomed I say doomed!




In case you didn't get that I said doomed!


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I'm As Sane As The Next Man

My nephew wanted me to play 'World of Warcraft' but he didn't explain the rules very well. Apparently its some computer game for young virgin males who should never be allowed access to guns.

The English language is a toughy sometimes especially when you have people like the Yanks and the English who think they speak it but don't.

I once wrote on-line that I was too pissed to e-mail and was going to bed. In real terms this meant I drank a load of alcohol and was tapping out words on my keyboard with one finger like a bird pecking at seed hoping it made sense.
The next day some American girl was asking all concerned as to why I was angry.

Recently someone made a comment on a blog about the Queen having the face of a frog. Well I got stuck into the cunts as I have sworn an oath of allegiance to Arthur king of the Britons his heirs and successors also her majesty Queen Elizabeth II and I have had a close relationship over the years and though Edward was the product from my crusty loins and a bitter disappointment to me I still have Lizzie on my list of fuck buddies.

I took that individual's link off my blog and went through my 1000 odd posts on this blog and deleted all their comments and next week I plan to get their bank details, murder their 2 pet cocker spaniels and frame them for a terrorist plot.

The person e-mailed me and asked me, "are you really mad?"

Mad? I've often wondered if I am or not but then you hear people say if you question it then you are sane but then I think maybe you are just insanely curious or madly introspective.

Why can a person who is mad not wonder if they are mad? surely their thought processes are so they can think coherently anyway.
For instance wankers spammed me for 2 months and had the cheek to call me paranoid, I don't think I'm paranoid though I do not trust and believe anyone and think many of my commenters are out to get me.

Then theres those stories in the news about people who think they know where a load of Nazi gold is buried, either this is real or the Nazis are trying to trick me into revealing where I hid their gold, can the spamming and Nazis be connected? does this sound like someone who is insane? could a nutter put pieces of the story like this together or would they be rocking for 6 hours in the corner of the room humming a tune?

Obviously I'm not mad though cumming into spring I am feeling quite full of the horn it was a nice day today in Killamory, the storm passed us by nicely so the weemen were walking about in their skimpy tops and their pink sweat pants that say 'pink' on the arses oh yeah I was walking round with a bulge in my trousers if you know what I mean, ok the bulge was in the back of my trousers and left a big stain.

I don't think there is any saving them so being the kind soul I am I'll drop them off at the Salvation Army camp to pass on to the poor and needy I'm fucked if I'm washing them though since when were the homeless picky?

I was once a sniper in the Salvation Army, that was back in the 60's I don't want to get into the whole JFK thing now as I don't care if yer Catholic scum or not I believe in religious tolerance now and so will tolerate them and just be smug in the fact that if you don't belong in my church/cult you'll burn in Hell.

The Catholics have a limbo they send people to so they don't look like total cunts when they say that decent people aren't allowed in Heaven. I think doing the limbo and all that calypso music would be worse than Hell, how low can you go? I'll go all the way doon to Hell please.

Hell used to be that place where normal people went to and was run by Hel the Goddess of the Underworld until God won in a rigged election and replaced her with his man Satan.

God is as big as Haliburton and just as powerful so Hell got to be a place you didn't want to go to and Christianity became the biggest money making venture ever but never mind that why am I talking about religion and insanity? theres no fucking connection there whats so ever and if any Muslim says otherwise I'll convert them at the point of my sword .

So to answer that walking dead persons question no Old Knudsen is not mad and how dare you insinuate that he is, as I said to my nephew the other day, "touch the pasty on the top shelf of the fridge and I'll cut another one of yer fingers off."

Ted Bundy, AKA 'The Next Man.'

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The Blog Ripper.

Yes I am Old Knudsen, hey stop taking my fucking photo, who are you? News of the world? she looked 18 how was I to know?

Try to stay with me people, you know the way a Blogger comes on and is around for a bit and then just suddenly stops ? yeah sure you do well I suspect we have a serial killer amongst us.

I'm trying to see a pattern for the killings but I suspect this has been going on for years. I need your help people it could be any one of us, but not me as I'm writing this so therefore you can trust me. Probably a troll without a blog of their own that lurks getting as much info on his/her (probably a his as weemen are crap serial killers) target before they jet off and kill them.

Their home has a den no doubt with pictures of avatars over the walls and their favourite posts printed out, are you getting creeped out yet? I know I am, as me being a very important Blogger. I didn't say popular I said important as its a little known fact that I saved blogging but I won't get into that but I'm sure to be a target.

I don't want to alarm you all but we're all gonna be slaughtered. I think some Bloggers have a run in with this killer and are too frightened to continue to Blog, and people say," hey why don't you Blog any more?" and they make up some shit but you can tell they are frightened, those that just vanish are dismissed as being nuts or emotional so we all accept it as we didn't really know them anyway.

I name this serial killer the Blog Ripper.

Well ok I don't know how they are killed and if I find out no doubt I'll change the name to suit, how many reports on murders mention that murder victims have Blogs? see? the authorities are on to it and are trying to hush it up. I fully expect an e-mail from Interpol very soon telling me to keep this quiet and will I be bait for the killer, will I like fuck go to my links for that .

On a personal note, rest in peace in Blogger heaven. Me and Indigo Montoya .

Hanuman and Capgras Delusion I hope you are both safe.

Don't give into threats or intimidation be a martyr for Blogging and yer name will live on until we delete yer useless lifeless link on this I swear.