Un- Cool Aid

Maybe making criminals do community service work isn't such a good idea.





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Pedo No Touching! Pedo No Touching!

I turned on a TV show called Dora the Explorer. I thought it was like that book 'The Rainbow' about the sexual awakening of a young woman. What I found was totally disgusting and damn well irresponsible.

You have this little Hispanic gurl named Dora. I don't know how old she is but she is young and by the size of her head she is doon syndrome or something. She has a pet monkey named 'Boots' who wears ............... boots, a monkey does not make a very good pet. I brought one home from my trip to Zambia once and caused an outbreak of Ebola in Killamory, you probably read about it in the papers small world isn't it?

Little simple Dora goes around jungles, oceans and mountains unsupervised except for her poo flinging companion and talks to all manner of strange beings such as Trolls, talking bulls and a big red Rooster or Cock if you will.

I had this all weekend sex fest once and I was left with a big red cock at the end of it all and really it wasn't in the mood for talking. Rubbed Raw not to be confused with that cattle rustling cunt Rob Roy.

Where are her parents? they don't care they just give her a backpack and a map, no fucking lunch or mobile phone, at least they could give her some margarine and sugar sandwiches .


"Today we are going to uncle Pedro's hoose. He is a sex offender who has just been let out for good behaviour. How do we get to Pedro the Pedo's hoose?"

"First we go to the titty bar, liquor store then Pedro's hoose."

I have called Child protective services many times only to have police Nazis cum to my door and tell me to stop making nuisance phone calls. Well maybe Americans don't care about their young uns but I believe that children are our future ............. or worse case scenario a source of food. Its bad that I get dinged for caring. Well from now on you'll see a different less caring Old Knudsen because you don't get any thanks for being a good person.


Now don't fucking annoy me with yer stupid causes I'm way too busy aiding in the exploitation of weemen who secretly love it. Now wiggle yer way over here lass I've got some Nickels to put into yer G-string, thats 5 cents right? I get confused as a dime is 10 cents and is smaller in size ......... stupid Yanks.
Slavs annoy the fuck out of me (no offense Tony you dirty 3rd world savage) and this is the only pole I want to see a gurl grinding up and doon on.


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I was walking doon the High street in my beloved Killamory when a black van pulled up along side me. The driver looked over and smiled and asked if I could help him find his puppy, I told him to fuck his puppy and that I had to get home to write a great blog post to keep my readers happy. He then said that he'd give me a lift and that my mother said it was ok, I wasn't sure but then he mentioned he had a bag of raspberry ruffles to share so I got in.

The van smelled like cheap perfume and stale cum, I didn't say anything cos I thought it might have been me. I looked for the bag of sweets and noticed 4 other men all wearing black dresses in the back of the van, I reached for the knife I carry doon my sock but before I could get to it a rope was pulled around my neck and a hood forced over my head, I felt as if I was being pulled from my seat into the back of the van. The rope was getting tighter and as I struggled the men all started to punch me and I became unconscious.

I woke up with a familiar smell in my nostrils a mix between shit and sulphur. Fear, terror, being a scared and sexual arousal hit me all at once like the outside air after drinking in a pub all night. I was in leeds.

I hadn't been abducted by violent cross dressers it was far worse, it was Catholic priests. Those belonging to the Diocese of Leeds neo-Nazi Blogger suppressing cult. I had run into these cunts before with their legal attack dogs now they really wanted to shut me up.

My captors grabbed me and tied me to a cross and started to play Beatles songs as they began to fellatio me, no that's not right I hoped they would but they flagellated me instead which isn't the same.
I screamed "No more fucking overrated poppy hippy music" they hit me harder which was good as it took my mind of the tunes.

Suddenly every thing stopped. I could see out of the bottom of my hood another figure had joined us. I recognised his voice immediately it was my old Nemesis Bishop Cockroache. " See what we do to bad boys who sin Knudsen?" his voice was like a sticky shite that refused to be wiped clean. " You will tell me what your Blogger passwords so we can alter your blogs or you shall suffer."

You know me, I laugh in the face of danger so I said, "Away and fuck ya Fenian Cocksucker is it not about time for the schools to get out?" Cockroache must have gestured cos the air was suddenly filled with Lucy in the sky with diamonds, I screamed like a pretty boy in prison. "Ok ok its 'pissflaps' I use that on all of my blogs cos I can't remember anything."

I also gave them my bank pin number and all the secrets about my fellow bloggers that have been stupid enough to trust me , they didn't ask for that stuff but its good to talk.

Cockroache chuckled, yet again he thought he had me beat but you should never underestimate the Knudsen. He said "Kill him" and turned around and walked off.

The hench priests started to beat me with their fists and bamboo canes, in between hits I mentioned what a waste it was to kill a fella with such a fine looking arse without taking him up the bum first.
They hesitated, one of them in an English accent said, "I only rape young boys hes not my type, " and an Irish accent then said, " Father Tommy you're just so gay sometimes, it is a fine arse though a sin to let it go to waste ," the other priests agreed and they started to untie me.

That was it, feigning weakness I slumped and removed my artificial leg, I was still hooded but I had once did a 3 day Ninja course with the CIA so I could fight in the dark and these cunts were in my killing zone. My leg shoot out with the fury of a PMSing woman without chocolate, I only wish I could see their faces as they died.

I stood there wobbling, the adrenaline coursing in my body and I removed my hood, I was in some kind of tent. I put on my leg and ran out. I saw Cockroache and he saw me, he jumped upon a powerful motor bike and took off at speed, luckily there was another one so I straddled that one, its cold seat shriveling my bollocks.

After a boring motorcycle chase with improbable stunts and the firing of lots of automatic weapons the Bishop escaped in an awaiting helicopter as I stood on the ground shaking my fist at him vowing revenge an armed police team surrounded me with their weapons drawn as a naked man shaking his fist at a helicopter could very well be connected to Al Qaeda.

I showed them my security clearance that was tattooed on the inside of my lip only to be told it was out of date due to lack of payments and I was taken into custody.

Well my dear friends that's my story, I talked the peelers into letting me change my passwords and got bailed out by agent Sax, a beautiful leggy blonde from the CIA , he has never let me doon yet.

Someday Cockroache we shall meet again...............

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I don't know what the deal with the giant dripping cock is, something Feniany no doubt.

It has been suggested that the Pope is to visit Northern Ireland.

By the power of Christ I compel you to let me touch yer willys.

Dirty Pedo Searching Shites.

Or Pedos should all be executed, you dirty sick shites.

He looks like a normal enough bloke, nothing serial killer about him.

The world is a scary shitty place with scarce oasis' of niceness. When I was a lad I could ride my bike for miles and no one would be worried about whether or not I was going to get abducted, its not that back then you didn't have pedophiles its just that the news wasn't bombarded with stories about them.
Now a days there are pedos around every corner waiting to nab yer child, you eye suspiciously those who are put in charge of yer child such as Teachers and Doctors the world seems to be a scarier place, or is it because the world is smaller due to technology?
I sometimes use colourful language in my posts, a lot of times just to insult people and other times to just turn up on google searches to waste the time of the perverts, sure I expect dirty rude words from the Germans and any Slavic readers. I get pedo , fuck, hot midgets, porno and then theres the "what can a man put up his anus that feels good?" I can't believe someone had to Google that, try Preparation H ya losers, also who asks "can you get sick from eating old sperm? " how old? did you forget to put it into the fridge? or is it from an old guy?
I got a weird one from Argentina, not a big surprise for me as we all know what they are like. "old man to violate little to touch feel " yeah ok then but the worse thing was is that I was the first entry on the search.

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At least a couple of other pervs besides me got mentioned.
I have been disappointed with Australia recently as I have had numerous searches for pedo,
they used to be such nice people those Aussies.

Have you been following the case of the Suffolk Ripper in the news that had 5 prostitutes dead , well now they call him a Strangler as nothing was ripped, poor media, they try so hard sometimes.
Well one of the guys under suspicion is named Tom Stephens and he works (or rather did, I'm sure they'll get rid of him) for the supermarket chain Tesco, he met all the gurls that were killed at some point before their deaths as he was a regular for call gurls, he was sad and lonely you see.
He also had a Myspace site. Everyone knows that if you're over 19 and have a Myspace site you're either a pedophile or you aren't taking aging very well. Now you can be a serial killer too.

Even if he didn't kill those gurls he should get some form of punishment for being a sad fucker who can't have a relationship without paying for it, maybe there is something lacking in yer personality lad like um a personality, you made enough effort with driving out and getting the hookers try building yer own character.

An expression I read over at Bench as written by Tony was about a man in a santa outfit walking through a park early in the morning looking for kids, "A pedo on a mission" I just find that so funny, fuck I need to get out more.