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Its not like mad cow disease of the 90's. You could could say, "Thats no mad cow thats my wife." I must say that Swine flu does make less attractive people look a lot more tasty.


Old Knudsen isn't going to go on about the war again oh sorry his mistake he is going to go on about the war because hes fucking mentally scared for life. You don't know you weren't there you chicken hawk bed wetting lint trap lickers.

As I was saying Old Knudsen has killed more Chinese, chinks or cuff links than you've had hot dinners or maybe he has killed the same one millions of times over ach they all look a like.



No offense to Anonymous Boxer but during the boxer rebellion I fought off the Chinks in Beijing I killed at least 1000 (I had a bad chest cold which slowed me doon) and the same in the Burma campaign until I was told they were on our side.

The Chinese are a funny lot, I don't mind insulting them cos I'm probably banned there on the Interweb and I doubt they can read blogs with those slitty eyes . Like the Japs their weemen hit fugly just after reaching the age of 30 which is why there is a loy of bestiality going on over there.

A pig can't walk doon a street without some perv shouting "ching ah you-ya oula boula" which if you speak mandarine is quite disgusting. Just look at the pig stalker with his big stick.

The chinks are quarantining all Mexicans in the cuntry even if they have pig flu or not. Which is not very good for foreign relations but what is Mexico going to do send over some illegals to write their name on things with sharpies?


Mexico who is losing 18 billion pecos ($23.46) a day due to the drop in tourism now says its all ok open up yer shops and restaurants.
If you can't trust the government then who can you trust?

I'm sure many of you lot got news about the Jimmy Dean competition. The famous meaty food producing company founded by the late James Dean contacted all the best bloggers and picked some to go to their meat plant on an all expenses paid trip as a pork promotional gimmick to counteract the recent scare.

I am at the moment blogging from my lap dance computer in Mexico city. I was taken around the Jimmy Dean meat plant where they let me put a few bolts into the heds of some piggies, its like pin the tail on the donkey and I was assured they don't feel pain and actually quite enjoy it, I know I did.


They even presented me with a small dooner pig which I shall name sizzle.

Sizzle will be well looked after but I didn't have the heart to tell them that British bacon definitely tastes a lot better.


Since Mexico is 12 hours ahead from any point in the world due to the fact they go by the sun to tell the time and night time really fucks with that method I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo, I don't know what it translates as but its held every 5th of May to celebrate a battle the Diegos won against the French .............. whatever been there done that.

Strange I haven't noticed any other cream of the blogging crop here if I do I'll let you know but right now I'm high on x-tassie and grooving doon to some hardcore polka music.


All the hoors doon here will only shag you while they wear face masks, thats ok cos I'm used to putting paper bags over the heads of many of my lady loves and of course the Hilary Clinton mask is one of me favourites.


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A Whale Of A Time.

Shes laughing at you man, no shes laughing at the death of history, Eskimo vampires have little or no regard for anything but bad apparel .

A part of an exploding harpoon dating back to 1890 was found in the body of a whale.
The bowhead whale was killed by indigenous hunters off Alaska as part of their subsistence quota.

The bomb like weapon lodged in the shoulder of the whale and went off but didn't seem to bother it too much as it remained alive to this day.

Fuck that must of hurt.

Those indigenous hunters or Eskimos to you and me have been allowed to hunt whales for the last 20 years because its part of their lifestyle, why are they not on reservations? its part of my lifestyle to beat up Catholics but some stupid law says that's wrong, it was ok for Cromwell and Henry the fucking 8th.

Imagine surviving an attack from civilised whaler types like myself only to have some Nan nook of the north in a canoe kill you 100 years later, fuck that whale must have been right pissed off.
I've survived the Crusades, Genghis and Chukka Khan, The charge of the light brigade, Flanders (no not Ned) Dunkirk and Normandy, Nam, Korea town, The Falklands and numerous others, my fear now is falling in the bath and breaking my head which is why I only wash with hand cloths and sand paper.

If I went round slashing up Picasso paintings people would be in an uproar even though he was a shite painter , well this whale was well over 100 years old, it 'was' living history so I say wise the fuck up Nan Nook, its the 21st century get a real job ya slitty eyed cunt, if I have to change my ways I'm sure you can too.

If the whales could speak I'm sure they would say, "fuck this Global warming shit what about the crazy Nan Nooks with the pointy things?"