Showing posts with label the right to choose.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the right to choose.. Show all posts

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Its My Body And I'll Die If I Want Too.

If you aren't ready to get fat then you shouldn't be eating fast food its as simple as that.

Nothing upsets me more than my freedom to choose for myself being denied, you can't have yer lad hanging out while walking in the park, you can't shoplift without someone calling the peelers, you can't drive while intoxicated and you can't sell or do drugs. We don't own our own bodies because we aren't allowed to even sell them, fucking nazis .
You may have guessed by the picture of this post what I'm on about, yes fast food. For years now these havens for heart attacks have been cutting flavour to try to get it's customers to eat more healthy and you know who I blame? fat fuckers, they get fat and then take a fast food chain to court, oh yeah they spoil it for the rest of us.
You don't go to KFC for health food you don't go to McDonald's for a salad well unless you're a moron, you go for fatty tasty food that's fast and cheap and also because you don't have the time or are too lazy to cook for yerself.

McDonald's is a good target because they are everywhere and big and at one time market share leaders. They cooked their fries in oil with beef extract until those hippy vegetarians complained which is a shame as they were pretty nice, now they are changing their oil again. The fat brigade have shot themselves in the foot because now the taste is going bye bye because everyone is worried about Trans fats.
Do ya think I give a fuck about Trans fats? no I want my meal to taste nice, if I was into no taste in my food and being hungry all the time then I'd eat health food. I want full fat in my foods, I want the right to choose.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

My Mind Is Like A Gameboy.


So anyway I was drowning my sorrows the other day, well actually it was a bag of kittens some bastard left by the road and I came up with game to play as the bag slowly sunk, a silly game really but with hours of endless fun. Take famous people and swop the initials of their first and last names and see how silly they sound .

Donald Rumsfeld being Ronald Dumsfeld
George Bush being Beorge Gush
Tony Blair being Bony Llair

You have to say them out loud to have any effect and it depends on yer accent, so anyway I had fun .