Mulyeno: On A 5 Year Mission To Get His Hole

Kirk: "I'm lost and confused ........... IIIIIII feel like Space porn just isn't exciting .................. enoughformyneeds ................... andeveryoneonboard .................. knows .................. meandstays .................. away."

Scotty: " In my humble and always correct opinion captain you've been masturbating so much yer turning Japanese I really think so."

Spock: " There is this new girl on deck 4 why don't you ask her out Captain?"

Kirk: "Justlike ........ asillyfemale .......... ofcourseitsnotdangerous .................. intherighthands ........... butafterwatching.............. Die Hard................ Iwantsomeaction .................... thenIwantsomeaction."

Kirk: " Areyousure ............... sheis ......................... dead? ........................ Ionlyhaditsetforexplode."

Dr McCoy: "Shes dead Jim!"

Spock: "You've said that 12 times Doctor oy veh enough already I'm trying to think. Captain did anyone see you leave with her?"

Kirk: " Bonesits ................. okshesretarded ........... orsomething."

Scotty: " Ach where is the captain my hemorrhoids are itching and I was going to spend quality time with wee Scotty junior."

Kirk: "Yes little Angus I have a surprise for you."

Dr McCoy: " Its worse than that hes ten Jim."

Spock: " No more humans Captain too many questions are asked. Logic dictates you need something like this."

Kirk: "Yuck alien sex?"

Kirk: "Soundslikefun ............... lets do it."

Spock: "Keep that thing the fuck away from me ."

Kirk: "No you yeti unicorn I get to be on top."

Scotty: "I'll teach that bastard, Obama go take this to the Captain."

Kirk: "Itoldyou .............. redshirts ............. nevertostandnearme ............... especiallyyou ......... Obama ................ you'rereally ............. askingforit.

Kirk: " Aplanetfullof ............. hotgreenchicks ................ soundsgoodSpock ............. Doctor ..... howis ............... Sulucomingalong?"

Dr McCoy: " I know it burns but you'll be cured of homosexuality in no time."

Sulu Thinking: 'Who could have told?'

Sulu: "Yes my eyes have been opened to what is normal and I find women attractive but I'm still a racist so fluck off before I scratch your eyes out bitch, its people like you who vote yes on prop 8........ not that I care."

Kirk: "Nowthats ........ whatIlike."

Leering Crew: "Oh yeah baby, uh huh."

Green Woman: "This planet is Bean flicker 4 we don't need or want men."

Kirk: "ButI .................................................................. needsomepussy."

Green Woman: "We have lots of pussy to spare in exchange for penis shaped objects like dildos and vibrators."

Kirk: "The irony turns ........................ myballs............................ blue."

Spock: " I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this but you can borrow my salt vampire with the blow job lips, she really gets your Pon Farr going as long as she controls those teeth."