
My name is Gordon Brown texture like sun which is ironic as light is my destroyer, see my pale Scottish skin as it burns. I am the Prime Minister for The United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and it has been 3 days and 18 hours since I paid for something personal using the taxpayers money.
I bought a Hannah Montana Rockin White Electric Guitar, an egg and onion sandwich and a Mars bar. I apologise to the British people but how can it feel so good and be so bad?