The Art Of War

People ask me all the time, "Old Knudsen just what do you do for a living?" so I tell them and then I kill them. Classified information you see.

Just this week I was in the mountains of Pakistan, I was hired by 'The Company' to hunt doon a top IRA terrorist who was linking up with Osama to kill innocent people in the name of their agenda ridden religion.

Yes I did hear what that pope cunt said about fossil fuels, to quote "If you burn fossil fuels you will burn in Hell with those who have had abortions and divorces."

I don't trust any Nazi who refuses to wear a condom and supports pedos.

So anyway I was dropped off by helicopter and had to yomp 20 miles to my ambush point, there was a change to the enemies' plans so I had to go 2 extra days without rations living off my own spunk and snotters.

I saw them driving up, two raghead guards and Sean O'Malley a top IRA commander.

For this job I went slightly old school and used a Barrett light 50 M82A1, I tore those fuckers apart and stopped their Jeep dead so to speak.

For those with weak stomachs do not look at the next picture, war is hell but me rent was due.


I'm not proud of what I do, ah fuck that of course I'm proud otherwise I wouldn't have mentioned it.

I'm changing over my Interweb access to something else so excuse the fuck out of me if I don't fucking blog, also I have a back log of terrorists to kill. The Israelis want me to bust a cap (sniper talk) into the Hezbollah cunts they swapped for the two dead bodies, my pleasure I said.

I can strip and assemble a L1A1 SLR (no not a camera) with my eyes closed but all this computery stuff is beyond me, still you won't be finding YouTubes here, I'll leave that to the lesser bloggers, now I'm off to watch a couple of Youtubes.

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Out And About

If you see the Old Knudsen RV show me yer tits for a free t-shirt. Tits must be shown for a long enough period for Old Knudsen to have a happy ending.

Being a high profile blogger who is usually high on some form of pain medication I am well aware that everyone is out to get me.
No I'm not some paranoid freak when you have all this going on weemen want to do you and men want to be you and men also want to do you and weemen also want to change you and use oral sex as a motivational tool but that's another story.

I guess I would feel unloved if I wasn't constantly being stalked so I keep an eye on my surrounding at all times.
I went into an up-scale restaurant called 'Farmer Boys' yesterday for the first time. When I say up-scale I don't mean those ghey ones with waiters and table clothes, no offense to that silly cunt Manuel but really get a real job like digging ditches or something.

They give you a number to set on yer table and a woman does bring you yer food but they don't hang around like a bad smell for protection money known as a tip.

I ordered fish and chips, I asked what kind of fish it was and the cashier was surprised to hear that there was different types of fish.
Remember back in the day we'd call it Cod and chips or whatever it was but now its just 'fish' so I ordered it anyway cos what was I going to eat a burger with avo fucking cado on it or zuc fucking chini whatever that is?

When I'm out and about I do get a lot of 'fuck me' eyes from people but there was this one woman who was really making me feel uncomfortable enough to make me take my cap off and hide it in my coat.

I don't like to be watched when I eat and this lass was taking notes.

I couldn't eat half of my chips no it wasn't the gurl watching me it was because they didn't fucking peel them fucking lazy Americans get a Mexican in and pay them $1.00 an hour to peel yer fucking taters if I wanted my chips to taste like dirt I'd have ordered a fucking side of mud.

I also sent back my iced tea and told them to boil it and put some milk and sugar in it oh and it had a slice of lemon floating in it make sure nothing else falls into it.
I got the idiot looks I got at that sushi place when I complained about my fish being raw are they trying to give me semolina poisoning?

So anyway I left the restaurant noticing that the lass went over to my seat and started to sniff the place where I sat and was fighting the staff for my left overs and used cutlery. The mystery was soon solved when I went out into the car park and saw this.

Not a word of a lie I took this picture with my own wee camera. Its her.

Bloggers aren't the same as they describe themselves it seems, except for me what you see or read is what you get if yer lucky.
I learned my lesson when I went up north and visited First Nations and MJ boy did my preconceived ideas based on the pictures they sent me sure take a beating.

Not only are they not young female and hot but they don't wash.

Speaking of taking a beating. Ok its nearly the 4th July and woop de doo you beat the British by all means celebrate its not like you win many wars, two as far as I can tell and one of those was only because the French helped you. French loving losers.

Its a fucking week away stop it with the fire crackers, those of us that have served during war time are sick to death of diving to the floor every 5 minutes having flashbacks to Waterloo or Normandy all that crying ruins my mascara and makes my face all puffy so quit it you cunts.

The only blogger I want to meet is Mago here, maybe someday.

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Mongs Kill People Not Bombs

Hey put on this belt, yer going to Disneyland.

Just when you thought Al-Qaeda couldn't get any lower they have. The scum bag terrorists put bombs onto two mentally disabled weemen, sent them into a busy market and blew them up by remote control.

The exploding mongs killed over 70 people out doing their shopping.
I've never understood the terrorist ability to do anything it takes to kill civilians, and to what end?
A different religion the same religion, the outrage of foreign soldiers on their soil it doesn't matter to them because they just care about what they want not what their people want.
Like an army of dumb as shit serial killers, fuck I hate terrorists.

What are they running out of young dumb teenage fanatics that they use mongs and babies as they used the other week?

You have so much to live for please don't push the button. I must say I have in fact probably had worse blowjobs, never date an epileptic woman with overbite.

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Osama Makes A Cumback.

Osama bin hiding is making a comeback. He released a tape of his greatest hits and his new rant 'I will so fuck the west up.' Osama is looking older but his grey beard has now mysteriously turned jet black, could this be the new vital looking Osama for a younger audience of Al Qaeda fighters? 14 year old boys are a common occurrence as snipers in Iraq and Afghanistan.

There has been news that Osama underwent a few nips and tucks and had the name of a former goat lover removed from his arm but those rumours have not been verified by his CIA handler as of yet.

Osama said that two things will happen, either Al Qaeda will escalate its destructive efforts or the west will convert to Islam. Can you really see big fat Americans bowing to Mecca five times a day? or can you see the British chav giving up bacon sarnies? for fucks sake Osama yer one dumb skinny tall left handed cunt and no mistake, I've had shites with more IQ.

Osama has mostly played on his glory days when he let others go die for Allah while he bravely hid in a cave masturbating to Saddam in his gunties.

Saddam put the 'dick' into dicktater.

Now hes back with a vengeance or for some more vengeance and this time he has help. The hot but fickle Obama Gurl who has now decided to vote for Hilary has become the Osama Gurl. The YouTube has gone over well with thousands of hits a day where she frolics half naked in a cave with an embarrassed Bin Laden before her head is cut off. I won't post this YouTube as only weak bloggers post YouTubes and you know they only post them when they run out of fucking memes.

Such poor taste in men I wonder what her relationship with her father was like that she must glom onto older men with a higher purpose who will care nothing for her. Ah fuck it I swore I wasn't going to cry.