How Innocent Is The Pope?

The last Pope to have the nerve to be named Innocent was Pope Innocent the 13th who died in 1724. Old Knudsen stopped watching the Innocent Popes after the second one because the rest just phoned it in then they introduced the young boy sidekick and that was just creepy.

It just keeps going on and on. Anywhere from 94,939 to 103,588 civilians have been killed in Iraq since 2003 but thats not news . Taxes, health care reforms, celebrity dirty dicks, reality shows, lying politicians ,corrupt banks and of course the pedo supporting Catholic church now all that is news.

Only Old Knudsen spares a thought for the people just trying to live a life but cunts with guns are deciding the future of the cuntry instead and don't care who gets shot.


Murphy on the left with the hard on.

Back to the real news. Rev. Lawrence C. Murphy was a priest at a school for deaf boys in the 50's onwards and molested over 200 of the little sexy boys. Look at the picture and wonder if any of those kids are being put through hell at that time by Murphy.

Aruthur Budzinski was 12, and went to Murphy for confession but was instead was molested by him in a secluded stairway between two buildings. He was again molested at the age of 14.

"You're real handsome," Budzinski recalled the priest telling him. "You are a real handsome boy."

In 1974 Budzinski and a couple of the graduated boys came forward but were told the statute of limitations had expired.

In 1996 the then Milwaukee Archbishop Rembert Weakland wrote to Cardinal Ratzinger (now the Pope) telling him about Murphy and his ways and being faced with dismissal Murphy wrote to the Cardinal saying he had repented and was old and sick and guess what ? yep nothing came of it. Murphy died 2 years later aged 72.

Father Murphy said he believed his victims consented, telling a psychotherapist, “I could tell if they like it because they didn’t push me away." So he knew they liked it.

Not a one off story but now a story that gets told so often its almost a Catholic clergy requirement for the job.


Of course you all know Old Knudsen thinks Pedos, rapists, murderers and lemurs should be killed, perhaps by an angry Asian . Let me save the anti-death penalty mongs the trouble, "What if it was your own brother charged with molesting his own daughter would you have him killed then?"

Well Mr Adams I wouldn't cover it up like you I'd get a bit of clothes line and strangle the fucker with it and get my henchman Martin behind you there to make the body vanish.

"killing is not the answer" ach fuck off and why do you like pedos so much would the world not be a better place without them since they always get out on good behaviour and repeat offend? If it was a dog that kept biting you'd put it doon.

The good guy fights the bad guy, the lame idealist good guy doesn't kill the bad guy for fear of becoming like the bad guy, the sensible good guy does kill him because he knows a lawyer will get him off and he'll come back for revenge in a sequel also the good guy knows he won't be raping anyone just putting an end to the horror the bad guy inflicts........... like duh!

Get yer moral compass sorted out you have a magnet stuck to it.

Old Knudsen is sick of all this 'you can't touch us crap' the priests that is not the boys. I couldn't stay in a church that was so morally bankrupt .......... then again what other job is a priest going to do? They can't relate to real people and know fuck all about life merely following orders from a power that is bigger than Gog , yeah maybe they can work for the Inland Revenue service or some other pen pushing position with power over people.


Old Knudsen is lying on his sick bed with the gravy pouring off him. Damn my illness, I have an addiction to prescription drugs that I take to keep my sex addiction under control, like I said its an illness so its not my fault anyway I repent so fuck yas all. Old Knudsen will be in Heaven throwing up on you lot in Hell.

Remember ......... lusting after a woman that has the body of a 12 year-old boy is legal and normal, lusting after any 12 year-old.


Is sick and acting upon it is against the law . Maybe people just don't know all of this Old Knudsen may have to do pubic announcements on the telly or something.


Well done to the Olson twins for teaching all of those "They'll be legal soon" middle aged pervs a lesson, for didn't they go to extra trouble to look minging and junkie like when they did turn legal HA!

It must be time for Old Knudsen to email the Vatican ........... again, they ignore me but I'm totally sick of the whole situation.



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Wah Wah Wah!

Karl Malden, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, David Carradine, Ed McMahon and Danny La Rue are all famous people who have recently died but then Michael fucking Jackson carked it and the rest get forgotten about .

Every other news channel has the tribute on. 'What a great performer' they all say well Old Knudsen likes to access the over all person like JFK, what a great man ........... well if letting thousands of Cubans die at the bay of pigs and cheating on yer wife makes you a great man then by that standard Jackson was fucking gleaming.

Mike Tyson is also great, sure he beat and raped his wife but hey what a fighter . Mussolini made the trains run on time and without Hitler Schlinder's list wouldn't have got made, what a fucking laugh riot of a movie that was.

Its been reported that 12 Jackson fans have committed suicide due to their grief. C'mon at least some of those 12 must of had friends and family die at some time but when the pedo prince of pop gets an OD its time to check out. Old Knudsen can only hope that more go.

Over here it isn't very acceptable to be anti-Jackson but I don't give a shit. His music, dancing and corny videos were annoying on a level that goes beyond annoying, don't worry fans you'll get refunds for yer tickets no need to be sad.

Rappers would go on about other rappers saying they weren't hard men, even Vanilla Ice got the treatment and deservedly so but Jackson pretended to be tough with gangs of dancing children telling people to beat off and that he was bad which Old Knudsen did not have to be told. No one called Jackson a fake.

Old Knudsen recently heard a very tasteful joke: What are David Carradine, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson getting for Christmas? Patrick Swayze !

Catholicism The Dependable Brand For Paedophiles

A 9 year inquiry into abuse suffered by children in Catholic institutions in Ireland has been described as "shocking reading" how about this instead "fucking long" at five volumes and 2,500 pages long.
I know the Irish like to stretch out jobs by leaning on their spades but 9 years? The report covered a period of six decades of abuse by priests and nuns.

35,000 children were placed in a network of reformatories, industrial schools and workhouses up to the 1980s. Hold on was that 1980 or 1880?

2,000 came forward and told the commission to inquire into the physical and sexual abuse they suffered while under Fenian care.

The commission was set up in the year 2000 after the Irish tribe leader Bertie Ahern issued an apology on behalf of the state to the victims of child abuse.

The government has already paid out almost one billion euros in compensation and legal fees to 12,500 people.

The children lived there until they were 16 and then they were cast out into the world traumatised after years of abuse, many immigrated as soon as they could.

Sadie O'Meara worked at one of the Magdalene Laundries by the Legion of Mary. She worked long hours washing and ironing customers laundry. Being the daughter of an unmarried mother she says she never found out why she ended up there and for four years suffered physical and emotional abuse in an institution run by the Sisters of Charity. Its usually the unmarried mothers and not the children that end up there often sent by their family.

Her typical account goes on to say:

"You'd be up at 6am and you had to go to two Masses," said Sadie O'Meara, a 15-year-old Tipperary girl working in Dublin.

"Your cell door was locked every night when you went in and you had a bucket and an iron bed and you couldn't look out the window. It was all bars.

"The food was absolutely brutal. And my mam died but they never told me she died. She died on Christmas Day but they never told me."

There are other accounts of various beatings with a leather strap or one of the Christian brothers banging yer head off a desk because they had a bad day.

If a sexy little 8 year-old caught the eye of one of the Christian brothers they had 24 hour access to do what they wanted or you'd be raped by the older boys, threatened and beat up by all if you reported anything.

The Christian brothers have already fixed it in 2004 that they will not have to give the names of any of the abusers dead or alive.

This blog does not sanction waterboarding for nuns, priests, popes or pedos in general. It does support putting them in a swimming pool filled with vinegar covered razor bladers and removing the ladder like in a Sims game.

A Quiet Word

If for some reason with all my blogs, Spacebook, Twatter and MyFace you still can't get enough of Old Knudsen remember to check in on his extremely funny captioned pictures on that Cheesburger site.

Its anonymous and cums in a disguised yellow-ish paper bag. Go now and and check out the witty/socially relevant and just plain not funny captioned pictures and remember to bookmark it because if Old Knudsen vanishes then you lot cease to exist .

Stay tuned this week on Old Bitter Balls as I shall be striving for full excommunication from the evil Roman Catholic church. If that means what I think it means then pain will follow. I am quite attached to my God given and reason for having foreskin but there is nothing I won't do to stir up shit for a blog post.



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God Had A Day Off On September 11th

September 11th again and what a miserable anniversary like having someone die on yer birthday or at Christmas. The 15th August is another one for me being the date of the Omagh bombing there are many other terrible slaughters and disasters that stick in yer mind but the dates get a bit fuzzy.

Where was God on that day? or where the fuck was Superman cum to think of it.

I haven't given up looking for Obama, David Blaine was the latest rag head I've water boarded but the cunt liked it. When I left him at the side of the road after a week of torture he was begging me to freeze him in a block of ice and hang him from Big Ben

The stupid cunt doesn't realise that Big Ben is the bell inside the clock not the clock, what a tosser.


Speaking of tossers The Arch Bishop of Leeds............ my Nemesis. Yes the same one who threatened Google with legal action about one of my posts is a Fenian pedo cock sucker. I just wanted to remind you all

If you add the numbers 9/11 you get the number 20 which is the age of this gurl

Which means nothing at all. 911 is the emergency number for America, in the UK its 999 which turned upside doon is 666 which as we all know adds up to 24 the age that this gurl will be in 4 years. Just an excuse to show a nice pair of knockers.



Look who I saw doon the street yesterday. America being kind to its former ally faked his execution and put him into witness protection program. I chewed the fat with my old mucker having a laugh about the Iran/Iraq war and how the Yank advisers who trained the Iraqis and equipped them with weapons kept gassing the wrong cuntry cos they got confused with the names.

Everyone knows that Saddam helped Obama do the 9/11 attack which is why America invaded Iraq . In fact Saddam invested in the American flag industry just beforehand and in the 2 weeks of Yank patriotism he made millions. Of course the profits soon flagged and even the witness protection program had to make cuts due to a crashing economy which is why Saddam is where he is today.


Saddam in younger and more happier times.


On a different note it seems that young stars of Disney are wearing 'promise rings' that means they won't have sex until they are married. Considering the stars of Disney turn out to be right sluts I find this highly amusing. Remember 'Love is a promise delivered broken' not having sex before marriage is like buying shoes without trying them on.


Oh so thats why you won't have sex before marriage. Thanks to Jimmy Bastard for allowing me to post this picture, it takes guts.


Sarah Palin the soon to be VP has been getting the votes in rightly by supporting ghey conversion. Yer average poo pirate can be upgraded to straight by intense religious study, Protestant of course. Well done lass.

Go to my shop blog for more on the subject and make me rich ya cunts.


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Torture Music

I'm angry again, this kidz Bop shite with 10 kids singing the same song and the songs all sound the same while doing moves a stripper would be proud of. I wonder do Priests and other pedos tune into the Disney channel for a wank?

Please would someone ask the Bishop of Leeds for me as he isn't taking my calls anymore since our last tiff.


If yer under the age of 16 I do not want to see you get on like an adult in manner of dress. I say 16 because child benefits stop at that age in the UK cos you have to go out and get a fucking job then. Unlike America where they patronise you until the age of 21 then again 21 year-old Yanks are still quite immature due to being treated like kids for longer who then grow up to be useless adults who still think they are 21 and don't know how to boil an egg.



Remember this? what fucking parent does this to their child? Yes the world is full of Ramseys and McCanns whose head is up their holes and their children pay the price.

Adults can get on like hoors or whatever they should know better but the kids have to be protected and given structure in their lives not mobile phones.



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Drink From The Furry Cup My Friend

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Old Knudsen In Trouble Yet Again

DLA Piper UK LLP

Our referenceMSSIJC/LIT&ARB/LDS12928243.1

18 January 2008

By Post, email and Fax:

Fax to

US Office Legal Dep’t: 001 650 253 0001

Fax to

UK Legal Dep’t: 0207 031 3001

Email to Blogger Complaints section

VERY URGENT FOR ATTENTION OF LEGAL DEPARTMENT

Dear SirsOUR CLIENT THE DIOCESE OF LEEDS

DEFAMATORY COMMENTS ON THE FOLLOWING WEBSITE:

http://knudsennews.blogspot.com/2007/12/priests-reveal-their-hobbies.html

We act for the Diocese of Leeds.

We have been asked by our client to advise on the content of tile web page which it has just discovered with the above address which is posted by Blogspot (also known as Blogger)..
We understand Blogger is a blog publishing system which was bought by Google in 2003.

Having considered the web page• in question, which refers to our client and uuikes defamatory remarks about various priests within the Leeds Diocese, we have advisedour client that the content is highly defamatory of our client and the individual priests mentioned.

We request that you remove the offending web page from publication by. no later than 530pm today due to the complaints set out below.

Complaints

Our client is very concerned generally about the tone and content cf the web page referred to above, however in particular our client takes issue with the following defamatory comments: . .

The website states:

“October priest Father Mathew Habron of St. Austin’s in Wakefield says his childhood dream was to be an astronaut and hopes some day to take a group of young boys to Huntsville, Alabama for a 13 day course at space camp.

This is totally untrue and highly defamatory of Father Habron’s reputation. This amounts to an allegation that Father Habron is connected with pedophilia and the publication of such allegations can not be tolerated.

The article goes on to say:

“Father Simon Lodge. of Middleton Grange, ILckley, had the idea for the calendar and reveals in November: “If I weren't a priest ‘would be up to no good. Or at least more than I am already? Which may be a reference to the pedophile and money extortion charges he has been accused of.

This express allegation that Father Lodge is accused of pedophilia and money extortion is totally untrue and highly defamatory of his reputation.

The article goes on to say:

“Father Eamonn Hegarty, of The Sacred Mean in Howden, East Yorkshire is shown coaching a boy’s running team known as The Sacred short shorts in February.

Again, this is untrue and defamatory

The article also states that;

“Bishop of Leeds, the Right Reverend Arthur Roach ... hopes the calendar will help young men see the human side of the priesthood and not just the perverted child fondling side.”

The Right Reverend Arthur Roach, Bishop of Leeds, has never made thesecomments and they are defamatory of his arid our client’s replication.

Further, the article states that Father Darren of East Wessex stated:

“If I Wasn't doing this I would probably be an arms dealer.”

Clearly, this comment has never been made and it is highly defamatory.

Whilst our client acknowledges and respects the freedom of expression Which the Internet affords, and has no interest whatsoever in stifling satire or criticism of the church which any individual might have, they are not prepared to sit back and ignore serious allegations of criminal involvement in pedophilia, which ate made against specific individuals.

It is clear that the above statements are highly defamatory and,a consequence, the web page in question must be removed without delay

Conclusion

Our client has no desire for a dispute against Blogger/Google but considers that it must take action to prevent the publication of such a damaging and defamatory article.

Therefore our client requests that the web page http://knudsennews.blogspot.com/2007/12/priests-reveal-their-hobbies.html is removed from publication by no later than 5.30pm today.

failing which our client reserves all rights,request that Google enforce its Blogger Content Policy in order to defend its reputation as a responsible publisher- This policy states that in respect of “Hateful Content”:

"Users may not publish material that provokes hatred towards groups based On ‘race; ethnic origin religion, disability, gender, veteran status and sexual orientation gender identity "if it is clear that this site is making hateful, untruthful comments’ about a religious organisation which have the potential to seriously damage the reputation of the individuals mentioned and the Diocese of Leeds as a whole.

We reserve the right to refer to this letter in the context of any defence of innocent publication which you may seek to advance in respect of any claim brought for defamation in the English courts, which specifically relies on Section 1 of’ the Defamation Act.’ 1996

We would be obliged if you would direct any correspondence on this issue to Martyn Scott at the email address set out below.

Yours faithfully

BLA PIPER UK LLP

mattyn.scott@dlapiper.com

I got a nice polite e-mail from blogger (24 Jan 2008) with the above attached to it.

A story I did on my News blog didn't go doon too well. Yet again its the Catholics and their lack of sense of humour, maybe I touched upon a few truths or sensitive issues. They protest a bit too much I fear.

I don't give a shite about what the Fenian church says they can't touch me unlike the many underage victims that have been touched however Blogger can end my existence at any time. I have been forced to take doon the offending post.

What did you say? why don't you just change the names and move the post? so it doesn't make allegations about anyone ? yeah that would work. If Blogger kills me then what can I do but start up another blog? no big deal I copy my posts anyway.

I just wish the Catholic church had taken such swift legal action against all the pedo priests they have hidden and supported and lied about for years as they have with me.

Dear Diocese of Leeds why are you so touchy ? get a sense of humour its a satirical blog. How about yer priests getting a real job instead of spending their spare time googling themselves .

Please feel free to e-mail the above law firm with any questions you may have.

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Pedo Watch 2008

A convicted child molester and kidnapper died last month after choking on a hot dog. Frederick Fretz, 45, had a liking for 11 year-old boys and was serving a 20-year sentence at the federal penitentiary in Atwater, California.
Medics tried to remove the hot dog from Fretz's throat before taking him to hospital. He was pronounced dead on December 19th .

Praise the Lard! I say this was a hotdog from above. I've always said that the God of love is also a cruel sadist as we all have the same capacity to love as we do to hate.
No the irony was not missed by Old Knudsen That Fretz who molested one 11 year-old boy and kidnapped another choked to death on a wiener.......... Ka-Chow!



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Toronto Home Of The Left Handed Pedo

A pedo convention in America of course.

I read about this at Cyberscroll and then investigated more. A study done at Toronto's Centre for Addiction and Mental Health has come to the conclusion that pedophiles were about an inch shorter than the average Canadian man, who stands at 5 feet 10 inches tall, three times more likely to be left-handed and have received one or more significant blows to their heads in their lifetime .
1,200 men, were studied for this report between 1995 and 2006, pedophilia is a uniquely male condition, those female teachers that are attracted to young teenagers are known as hebephiles .

Before you go round to "shorty's" hoose with yer rope or lynch "leftie titch" none of this means that small left handed blokes with headaches are automatically kiddie diddlers but do keep an eye on them .
Bare it in mind that over the past five thousand years the average height of men in Britain has remained stable at about (5ft 7in), and women at (5ft 3in) we are just starting to reach the Canucks and Yank's heights probably due to bad British food being replaced by hormone enriched fast food .

Left handed people are considered more intelligent than average right hander in academia but lack social skills, the left hand has always been considered somewhat demonic with the old saying that a left handed person owed the Devil a days work, children who were lefties were forced at school to use their right. Sometimes I wank with my left hand and talk dirty with a French accent to make it feel like someone else is doing it but thats just me.

Harry S. Truman, Gerald Ford ,Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush ,Bill Clinton, Joan of Arc ,Alexander the Great, Napoléon Bonaparte, Queen Victoria, Buzz Aldrin ,Jay Leno, Uri Geller,
Matt Groening, Bart Simpson ,Jack-the-Ripper, Boston Strangler, Mark Twain, Kurt Cobain, Phil Collins, Jimi Hendrix, Paul McCartney, Michelangelo, Robert DeNiro, Steve McQueen Robert Redford, Oprah Winfrey and John McEnroe are all cunts, oh and left handed.

So as usual its another study which is a load of bollocks used to get funding, waste funding or to make someones name famous.
You study 1,200 that you know of, what about the 10,000 tall right handers too clever to get caught you don't know about ?

A confession to make, Old Knudsen is shorter than 5 foot 10 inches, he has received numerous blows to the head and he is not left handed, I do have a bad right shoulder and try to do more with my left hand so maybe I'll turn into one some day.

On one of the sites I read, there was this comment:

whew. 6'4-6'5, right handed.

THOSE KIDS WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING

Pedos Galore.

Timmy Chandler a convicted fondler and pedo, as American as apple pie, he votes Republican , loves Jesus and long walks on the beach.

Appalachia, home of toothless banjo playing rednecks, the mountains were the Scots and the Irish settled doon to build a nation known as America. Lack of education or money didn't stop them nor did the rape thirsty Redskins for they had a bible in one hand a gun in the other ,a whisky still out back and the desire to fight whoever looked at them wrong.

Timothy Carl Chandler aged 53, gave his mother in law a computer disk to copy a program on to, she found pornographic images of children on it so being a good mother in law she told the police. He was let out on bail and went back to his little rented shack with the sofa on the porch and the plastic bags over the windows for secrecy.

Chandler , could he 'be' any less of a pedo?

One night Robert "Bobby" Bell, and Gary Lamar Sellers decided to teach the local pervert a lesson and scare him off so they went round and shouted some rude names probably like 'poopy head' and ' child lover ' maybe they should have called him 'Lamar.'

Vigilante heroes of the week, I give you:

Bell, a Sean Connery look 'a' like and trainee brain surgeon.

Sellers, the love child of Phil Collins and consultant for NASA.

The landlady heard the commotion but didn't think anything of it as its not the most classy neighbourhood around, she only paid attention when her son told her the old Chandler place was on fire.
Her son then raced over and broke a window for Chandler to escape the flames and then they both broke in the door to rescue Melissa "Missy" Chandler, Chandler's 37 year-old trophy wife. Missy was unconscious and CPR was tried but she died in the emergency room.

Now the pedo looks like a victim, lets introduce Mr Chandler to the laws of karma, they effect everyone around you too, no computer, no home and no wife to bail you out and put up with yer shit.

Doctor Who liked to travel with young people.

Chandler now lives in a homeless shelter and is waiting to be charged in his pornography case, the two fire bugs are out on bail and have been charged with first-degree murder and arson. Chandler told a TV station "I really wish it wasn't me who got out,I wish it was her. She didn't deserve that."

I'm sure there is a moral somewhere here I can't find it

Chris Langham,The 58-year-old British comedian is in jail after being found guilty of downloading pornographic images of children being abused, he was sentenced to 10 months and is expected to serve at least half of that behind bars. His excuse was that he was doing research for a TV show and that he wanted to look through the eyes of abusers as he himself was sodomised by a man in Canada when langham was 8 years-old, the award winning actor wasn't able to sell it with his pleas and his crying as some of the images had been stored since 2005 and they were pretty fucking graphic .

I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky kids and their young tight bodies.

You can ride the cycle of abuse all you like, its a pretty handy excuse and almost lets you off the hook for personal responsibility, children don't have a choice when an adult abuses them but the adult does have a choice, and that includes the grown up victims of abuse too.

So Picky.

Have you ever been fucked in the arse by an old friend and not handed a wipe? well that's what it feels like to me. The Orange Order has made up a silly new rule about terminating the memberships of sex offenders.

Whats their problem? are they attracting the wrong sort of member? so its ok to have known terrorists but god forbid a 16 year-old gurl cums onto you though she looks at least 17 and the people who I thought were her parents were ok about it oh no its all lies and now I'm out of the Orange Order, er I mean a friend of mine is out, yeah that's it.

The Orange Order dates from the 17th century battle for supremacy between Protestantism and Catholicism, I know cos I was fucking well there. I recall saying to King Billy,"hey Billy! look out man yer horse is going to step into that mole hole" but because the cunt was Dutch foreigner type he said,"what?" and yes that was King Billy's last word.

Its bad when the Orange Order has standards, next it will be renaming itself "Order of Colour" and letting in gheys well it took them over 300 years so I won't expect anything soon. I think I'll be calling them shit stirring bigots from now on, they are just forcing the Protestant pedos to align themselves with the Catholics maybe they'll make them all priests.

I am starting up my own Order for all those wronged and without a place to go where they can march and goad others into causing trouble and oppress Muck savages, my order will be called, "The Order of the Phoenix " the name just came to me when I was in Waterstones sneakily ripping random pages from their books, just a wee hobby of mine books are for the weak. Be sure to buy the book "how I learned not to give a fuck" by Old Knudsen coming out in July. No I won't be coming out I'm a ladies' man. Well unless I'm drunk or tricked but still I'm all about the weemen.