Politics Has Never Been So Hot

Hilary Clinton is a woman Old Knudsen has wanted to sexually degrade for years now. There is nothing wrong with that as she wants it too, well she mouths things to me when she is on the telly.

She told North Korea they were Billy no mates or had no more friends of something like that, they then called her a schoolgurl.

Time for Old Knudsen to share from his wank bank. A computer folder with over 8 millions images that has crashed me computer more times than a light aeroplane has crashed and has hacked into over half of me reader's computers ..................... sorry a man has to wank, Jesus said that in the sequel to the Bible starring Tom Hanks.

If you don't get aroused by the above picture then I guess yer a leezer, a ghey leezer or just not human.

Old Knudsen dares the international community to call the German Empress Angela Merkel a dominatrix cos he has the pictures.

What was that Sarkozy Laura Bush is the bukkake queen of Texas? oh don't get Old Knudsen started for once he opens that folder and stares into yer ma's abyss he may lose himself.

900 Mililion What The Fucks?

Maybe its just spring but I got a full on Knudsen chubby when saw Hilary Clinton on the news the other day when she went to the middle east to give political hand-jobs.

When Israeli President Shimon Peres kissed her on the cheek (twice) Hilary did that cutesy girly thing of closing her eyes.
I know Hil has been coached on how to act body language wise, when politicians take the stage they point into the crowd and say 'Hi' like they recognise someone. You can't fool Old Knudsen, he has been highly trained in counter counter espionage and successfully sold snake oil as a cure for all for 7 years before the tar and feathering incident which he doesn't want to talk about.

I lost my painful erection (I was wearing black leather trousers) when Hilary announced the US would be donating $900 million to rebuild the Gaza Strip. What a fucking load of toss. She said that none of the money would be going to Hamas.

How the fuck are you going to stop that? Hamas broke into a UN compound and stole supplies that were to be distributed to the Palestine people, they don't give a shit cos they are cunty cunt cunt cunts.

The money will be spent on rockets and mortars that the cunts will fire into Israel. Since the cease-fire of January they have fired 350 of them.

Why Palestine? rebuild yer own fucking cuntry, start with the schools and the health care system, stop cutting jobs cos yer giving the money to crazy fuckers who celebrated on 9/11.

If you want to rebuild the Gaza Strip buy some porta-cabins and ship them over, of course getting a receipt so you know the money wasn't spent on rockets.

Well I suppose if yer going to rebuild the Gaza Strip you should level it and clear it off first, build some nice Sinagogs and Casinos.

There is a lot between doing and saying so maybe this is just feel good talk and the money will be in installments and never fully paid, you know like all the monsy pledges cuntries made after the Tusnami. Usually when the US gives money it cums with the condition that a US military out-post gets set up there, Africa is full of them, nice wee supply points.

I'm off to think about a Hilary and Condolezzer Rice 3-way, hubba hubba.

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Theres Something About Hillary

Hillary Clinton had made this comment about how she came under sniper fire when she landed in Bosnia in 1996.

According to her story she and her daughter, Chelsea, had to run for cover as soon as they landed for a visit . Video footage of the day instead showed a peaceful reception in which an 8-year-old girl greeted the first lady.

The video footage is obviously a right wing conspiracy against the Clintons.

Bill has come out and said the media got the facts confused and she told it late one night while tired and apologised for it right after and she was the first first lady since Eleanor Roosevelt to go into a combat zone.

Well Bill was thinking about some hot fat chick in the audience because

1) Hillary told the story several times,

2) never apologised,

3) Pat Nixon and Barbara Bush have been in war zones and hey Laura Bush went to Israel, close enough I reckon

4) Bill said it was 1995 instead of 96.

Bill is indeed a fucker trying to sabotage his wives career because his is over and still looking like a good guy for defending her, typical cycle of abuse pattern, passive aggressive behaviour of a slug not fit to lick out her stench trench.

I'll tell you what happened. In 1996 I was employed by the RIA (Republican Intelligence Agency) no nothing to do with the IRA (Irish Republican Army) though I do believe they may have sent them money for bombs to kill innocent civilians as many Americans of Irish descent have done because they are stupid morons but enough about that.

The rent was due and my tab at the pub was high and acting in porn just wasn't enough because of those fucking streaming videos and YouTubes making videos obsolete.

I was hired to go to Bosnia and assassinate Hillary with full endorsement from Bill. I was under cover as a queer Englishman (is there any other type?) Lord Haw haw of Suchington my name was and I was there to hunt the local wildlife just for the sport of it as shooting unarmed animals from a distance is just so sporting like.

I took my position high on hill on a lonely outcrop where the goat herders stop to have their lunch opposite the airport.

The UN peacekeepers were standing holding their dicks as they usually do cos that's all they are allowed .

I tied a rope around my rifle and around a tree to give me a steady aim and when Hillary stepped off the plane I had her in my sights.

It was the first time I had gotten a really good look at her, sure I had my picture as to who I was to shoot but she was smiling and moving and that's when I fell in love.

My safety was off and my finger was on the trigger, I tried to control my breathing but my heart was beating too fast, could I deny the world of this lovely creature? I don't mind killing ugly fuckers but surely this would be a sin against God.

I couldn't do it I pointed my rifle up in the air and screamed as I discharged my weapon in frustration, a silly thing to do but love has never been a very sensible thing to begin with.

Hillary and Chelsea were rushed to safety and the UN peacekeepers rushed through the paperwork in triplicate and 30 minutes later fired upon my position.

I was long gone and knew I now had to go after the RIA handlers before they sent out deleters to get me, that's probably why you don't hear about the RIA anymore, now they out source to companies like Treadstone and Blackwater, the later who as you may have noticed have had their contract re-newed despite the controversy of civilian deaths in Iraq, funny that.

Like commenters I have to be careful on which jobs I accept as they may be fake spam jobs out to destroy me.

Just because yer paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't, hold on did you just hear a click? oh sorry that was just me typing.

This post was in no way paid by the Clinton campaign, its love that makes me own up. You won't be president but you could be my Queen of the damned.

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Hillary Gives Obama Head

I was reading this on-line article asking if Obama was any good at basketball.

I've seen Soul Man and I know that you pick the black guy for yer team because basketball is the national game of many African cuntries or something.

Why haven't they asked how big his dick is? or if he has natural rhythm or likes BBQ chicken?

Has Hillary been asked about the whites and coloureds? how to bake a cake or fake an orgasm? you know the typical woman things.

Has the next president John McCain been asked if he has an ass or not or about his golf swing ? (though they let anyone play golf these days)

Whitey can't jump get out of the way of the B.O. Gangsta

Does it really matter? all the presidents have their thing, crap actor, CIA director, fake cowboy born in a log cabin, saxophone player.

Now we have the three main players, a fly boy who was tortured, a black-ish bloke with a name similar to pubic enemy # 1 and a woman who was married to a dirt bag president and now feels the need to lie about coming under sniper fire in Bosnia.

Does it matter? they will end up being a prick anyway and abusing their power. Name me one president in the last 28 years who wasn't and didn't.

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A Brief Exchange Of Respect

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You Book Nazi

Horny Hilary as I call her wasn't very impressed with the way I portrayed her in my book "To all the gurls I've loved before" so she used her power and influence to have it removed from the shelves. That's what happens when you tell the truth. I met her at a fund raiser for her campaign as first lady er I mean as president, I shook her hand and said, "you've got a great pair of tits why is my cock not between them?" that got her interested. In fact that line has a 98% success rate in my experience.

Before you know it I was being escorted by the security up to her room for a night of wild banging as Bill sat in the corner of our dark room smoking a cigar.
She gave a speech the next day smelling like Old Knudsen sex.

I'd rate her 4 out of 10 a little too submissive for my liking and for what she did to my book I urge you not to vote for her.
If you want to read other Old Knudsen books I have listed a few I have written over the years. My agent wanted me to do books for the blind but I doubt as they can't see I'm sure they can't read either, fuck my agent is dumb. Old Knudsen Books

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Hillary In Her Birthday Suit

Hillary Clinton has just celebrated her 60th birthday, she did so not with a quiet dinner with her family but rather with a star studded campaign fundraiser, remember the richest wins. The poor rich Republicans are all trying to invoke the spirit of Reagan and sniping at each other, "I'm Reagan" "No I'm Reagan" "No I'm Reagan and so is my wife."
I no longer believe that McCain will be the next US preez, he kinda fucked it up.

Back to Hillary sweet cheeks, all her lot are biting their lips so they'll get a chance at being her running mate. Don't get me wrong, I'd so ride Hillary but it would just be dirty nasty sex with some biting and hair pulling nothing more , I don't respect the woman, shes too cold blooded and calculating in her bid for power.

I've known weemen who have been badly beat by their husbands and then warm the bed up for him when he gets out of prison for it , also I've known weemen ready to forgive all when the husband cheats on her, they actually beg him to stay even after the philanderer was found to be abusing his own kids.

The man being the bread winner and children are usually a reason these weemen stay in the home because they can't see any other way to live but Hillary a lawyer now a senator was humiliated in front of the world, why is Bill's bendy willy not hacked off and put doon the garbage disposal ? no she stood by him smiling like a dolt and holding hands and no doubt said, "you had better help me run for president bitch or else." An ambitious couple you can tell but there is just so much wrong here, is this really the kind of person the Yanks want as the first female preez? or is it as usual just a matter of what is offered? is manipulation really freedom and democracy?

Happy birthday Hillary, you are a scary prospect for the world.

Sex On A Stick.

Everyone knows that just like Pirates Johnny Black fellow likes the booty. To attract the male black vote for his 3rd term er I mean his wife Hillary's bid for the shite hoose Bill shows off Hillary's latest portrait.
Bill Clinton's middle name being Jefferson as in the President Thomas Jefferson who also loved the black person as he went to the trouble to of keeping them against their will at his estate forcing them to work for him and shagging them when he wanted.
So Clinton feels like hes almost coloured himself so it wasn't any surprise when he grabbed his crotch and started to rap.

"What she gonna do with all that junk ? all that junk that's in her trunk ? vote for her you little punk show some spunk you little punk, word to your mama."

Nice work Bill, if I could vote for yer wife............ well I'm not that stupid.