Good-Bye Big Ian Hello Drink

Everyone knows that gods representative on earth The most reverend and lovely Ian (alien) Paisley is retiring as Northern Ireland's First minister.

As well as running the Northern Ireland government with terrorists (Sinn Fein) he has also suggested that St Patrick's day should be made a public holiday in Northern Ireland.

The Free Presbyterian minister preaches about St Patrick every St Paddy's day just before he eats his traditional corned beef and cabbage along with potatoes which we all know is the stable diet of Bog trotters all over Ireland, some very Irish families (the types who win Irish blog awards and speak gheylick) eat it three times a day along with a pint of Guinness.

After Paisley's sermon he takes a shit on a picture of the Pope, gets drunk and does silly things.

Before I was barred from The Free Presbyterian church I heard one of Big Ian's sermons about St Patrick.

Ian's Sermon:

St Patrick lived in Roman Britain and at the age of sixteen was captured by Irish terrorists who I DENOUNCE AS FILTHY SODOMITES! and taken as a sex slave to Ireland.

He was forced to farm pigs up a hill before he escaped and traveled 200 miles to a port back to the mainland. I'm not saying these are SHAMEFUL FENIAN LIES! because most ports would be 50 miles east or west, maybe he went the long way SODOMISING CHILDREN! as he went.

Patrick returned to Ireland and began converting the terrorist pagans with his PAPAL LIES AND DECEITS AS GUIDED BY THE ANTICHRIST IN ROME! thus creating the sinful Catholic faith in Ireland.

Today it is our duty to forget the evil as perpetrated by those FILTHY IRISH SODOMITES! who disrespect the Queen by their very existence and move on as taught by our lord Jesus Christ even if they play their diddly eye music and line dance WITH ITS SEXUAL GESTURES AND TOUCHING AND ITS INCITEMENT TO LUST! because we Protestants are better than that and have love and compassion and are able to accept all the lords lesser creatures.

So today let them have their day and even share in it but remember that we won the war and ULSTER STILL SAYS NO! and if Ulster ever joins with the Republic of Ireland and accepts their Celtic tiger and poor health system and 3rd world values it WON'T BE IN MY LIFETIME! Now lets lift our voices in praise of the Lord and turn to page 32 in your booklets and sing 'love divine so great and wonderous .'

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This Old Infidel Hoose

More details of the Osama Bin Laden video tape have been released. To prove to the world that hes still alive and the tape is a recent one Bin Laden mentioned the hoose mortgaging problems going on in the US.
Bin Laden had his own TV show on Aljazeera called 'flip this infidel hoose' in which he would renovate hooses in major cities around the world that were close to military installations and after the reconnaissance sell them at a profit, my favourite part of it was the surprise secret tunnels and that episode in which the S.W.A.T. team led by Robert Urich shot the producer dead. Osama also had a chuckle at Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehoose who he said were dirty infidel hoors who must be beheaded immediately, then he said Allah was love peace out.


God's representative on earth the Reverend Doctor Ian Tiberius Paisley, the first First minister of Northern Ireland has announced that for fear of a conflict of interest in his roles he will step doon as the moderator of the Free Presbyterian church. His duties were to break up fights and to close the bar at 11pm, and if you got too drunk he always made sure you got to yer car safely.
The Free Presbyterians will miss his moderations and voice of reason in this chaotic world where sin is in the hearts of every man woman and child and they shall all burn in a fiery pit of damnation unless they are Free Presbyterians of course.


When asked to comment Gerrie Antoinette said, "let the dirty Prods eat cake as long as its Fenian cake made by unwashed Fenian hands as is our way."

My niece started her new school this week, things went well and the teachers have been offering extra tuition if she needs it a very accommodating bunch of people.

The Power Struggle Continues

DUP leader Ian Paisley and Tea Boy Bertie Ahern fight over a loaded musket from paisley's Battle of the Boyne days, one of these brave political warriors will die, tune in next week.

Sharing Is Good.

Tony: "Did you hear the one about the IRA man who burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe when he tried to blown up a car? sorry Martin was that you?"

DUP leader Ian Paisley and Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness took office as first and deputy first ministers for a protestant and Catholic power sharing government thus ending direct rule from London.

Tony Blair the British Prime Minister and some paddy named Bertie Ahern stood by incase the two started throwing punches.

Well about fucking time, now we can get doon to the important business of building bonfires for the 12th July celebration commemorating when good King Billy beat the evil catholic army of King James in 1690.

I'll be there this year selling half bricks and packets of gravel to throw at the police, I just love tradition.