More details of the Osama Bin Laden video tape have been released. To prove to the world that hes still alive and the tape is a recent one Bin Laden mentioned the hoose mortgaging problems going on in the US.Bin Laden had his own TV show on Aljazeera called 'flip this infidel hoose' in which he would renovate hooses in major cities around the world that were close to military installations and after the reconnaissance sell them at a profit, my favourite part of it was the surprise secret tunnels and that episode in which the S.W.A.T. team led by Robert Urich shot the producer dead. Osama also had a chuckle at Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehoose who he said were dirty infidel hoors who must be beheaded immediately, then he said Allah was love peace out.
God's representative on earth the Reverend Doctor Ian Tiberius Paisley, the first First minister of Northern Ireland has announced that for fear of a conflict of interest in his roles he will step doon as the moderator of the Free Presbyterian church. His duties were to break up fights and to close the bar at 11pm, and if you got too drunk he always made sure you got to yer car safely.
The Free Presbyterians will miss his moderations and voice of reason in this chaotic world where sin is in the hearts of every man woman and child and they shall all burn in a fiery pit of damnation unless they are Free Presbyterians of course.
When asked to comment Gerrie Antoinette said, "let the dirty Prods eat cake as long as its Fenian cake made by unwashed Fenian hands as is our way."
My niece started her new school this week, things went well and the teachers have been offering extra tuition if she needs it a very accommodating bunch of people.
