Tony: "Did you hear the one about the IRA man who burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe when he tried to blown up a car? sorry Martin was that you?"
DUP leader Ian Paisley and Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness took office as first and deputy first ministers for a protestant and Catholic power sharing government thus ending direct rule from London.
Tony Blair the British Prime Minister and some paddy named Bertie Ahern stood by incase the two started throwing punches.
Well about fucking time, now we can get doon to the important business of building bonfires for the 12th July celebration commemorating when good King Billy beat the evil catholic army of King James in 1690.
I'll be there this year selling half bricks and packets of gravel to throw at the police, I just love tradition.
