Polishing The Silver

Old Knudsen is conquering all the main sources of social media with the same status just to demonstrate his importance, humility, arrogance and tediousness, his adrenaline-charged, cleverly written idiotic rantings from a fascinating humdrum life, yes Old Knudsen is conflicted and contradictory or he may just have more sides to him than a Scottish clan during a conflict.

Who knows what is in the mind of the great Old Knudsen? well not too difficult to figure out actually unless yer a complete moron ........ cue blank stares.

The status update:

Old Knudsen is so full of self-loathing he berates himself while wanking in front of the mirror.


I blame society, the Devil and a chemical imbalance for how I turned out, well its easier than to take the blame myself. Also when you take personality tests it doesn't help when yer results are this.



Poor Adolf, from a drunken distant father and suffering from serious IBS no wonder he had to prove himself by earning a medal for bravery during WWI, if only Germans knew about chemical imbalances and stop blaming everything on sex (Freud) and the Jews, strange that Freud was Jewish and Austrian (as many claim Hitler to be, part Jewish that is) but also that the Jews had the guilt of killing Jesus who was nailed to a huge erection and that Freud died in 1939 (The actual year WWII started for you Yanks) are we all just prawns of the Gods?

If you Polish off something that means to finish or dispose of quickly and easily or to consume it completely did Hitler and Stalin not kill off a load of Polish? Is Irish stew relating to the Irish stewing over grudges or should we just eat them in a stew ? Polish them off.............. with immigrants? Ach this web of life.

Never mind Spotted Dick, what the fuck is that about? idiot Sassenachs.

Just go and re-think yer lives, free will my arse.

Cunts Of Colour

Police were called to the Whitehoose when it was reported that a gang of white weemen raping Negroes with huge erections and nines were trying to break in.

Senior officer Janice Hawker responded to find one high yellow fellow in a suit. When she asked him for identification he yelled, "You wouldn't ask a white man for his ID you racist fascist pig who has put the black man doon for hundreds of years."

Officer Hawker who loves black cock and was gagging for some replied she would and so suspected the male of being high or drunk.

The suspect who claimed he was president Obama was asked to do a field sobriety test which he failed, this consisted of dancing, speaking Ebonics and giving dap.

Once officer Hawker saw how white he was she gave Mr Obama his crack pipe and bottle of malt liquor back and said, "Carry on practicing being black sir and have a good night."

Mr Obama replied, "Iiiiiiight sugar titties, don't be hating da playa."


Meanwhile on Who wants to be a millionaire:



No friends left to phone as they have all taken cyanide, yer 50/50 of the audience put into camps and the answer you didn't like has been taken away and executed.


For $200 you said "B: Jews start all the wars, is this yer final solution?"


In Venezuela


Danny Glover discusses with his friend Hugo the chav the implications of racism on the young and how to plot the doon fall of white America with extreme leftist propaganda.




Old Knudsen is bored with racism, gheyism, ageism, sectarianism and any other isms you have going.

A big gun with a lot of bullets in the hands of Old Knudsen will only bring about peace and harmony for the world.

The only acceptable ism is sexyism.

I Was Also Margret Thatcher

Never seen before photos from one of Hitler's personal photographers, Hugo Jaeger have been put on display by Time magazine. They show a different side of the man made famous for having one testicle and a tiny but superior willy.


Ok Old Knudsen has been caught out. I was Hitler's double. When he had to take a fart break or gobble doon some Jewish babies Old Knudsen was there to take his place delighting the crowds.

Everyone knows the mustache was fashionable in England long before the war and Old Knudsen who is a trendy cunt had one. This facial hair gave Old Knudsen an uncanny resemblance to Adolf as you can see.

Old Knudsen was young and he needed the money. When the war broke out Old Knudsen shaved it off and fought the Nazis from Iwo Jima to Tokyo and back.
If any dirty Russians are reading this, POLAND DID NOT START WWII thats like saying a woman abused herself by absorbing her husband's punches, Old Knudsen doesn't have time for idiots who re-write history to suit them.

As I was saying I was Hitler's double and in 1945 I got the call to stand in for Hitler in a bunker in Berlin. Old Knudsen couldn't take the job as I got caught up in the whole Burma thingy taking Nazi scalps, instead Hans Gruber got the job. Between you and me Gruber is, er sorry was an amateur and did a piss poor job.

Anti-Nazi Cunts

Poor wee Adolf wouldn't get a cake made for him.

I hate small minded bigoted cunts. No I'm not talking about my readers, I love them I really do, except for all of those in my links.

Heath Campbell aged 35 from that sneaky Campbell clan that you invite into yer home and then they kill you in yer sleep named his children Adolf Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler.

Can you see where this post is going yet? Campbell who denies the Holocaust tried to get a birthday cake for 3 year-old little Adolf with his name on it. The anti-Nazi shop 'ShopRite' in bigoted New Jersey discriminated against him and his off spring and refused to make the cake. His 25-year-old wife Deborah said, "That's sad."

Thats the same shop that wouldn't make a cake for 5 year-old Attila the Hun or 49 year-old Fabio. What cunts!

Ok this is the real Adolf Hitler.

Nazis didn't have a great time during the war either you know the poor wankers lost, yeah hey lets rub it in a bit more.

Before anyone accuses me of being constantly anti-American because I post about stupid Yanks think about this, if they weren't so fucking stupid then I wouldn't be posting about them. I'm anti-moron and if they just happen to be American (The Troll) then so be it.

Now a morality question would you shoot Adolf Hitler if you met him as a 3 year-old child in a cake shop?


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