Never seen before photos from one of Hitler's personal photographers, Hugo Jaeger have been put on display by Time magazine. They show a different side of the man made famous for having one testicle and a tiny but superior willy.
Ok Old Knudsen has been caught out. I was Hitler's double. When he had to take a fart break or gobble doon some Jewish babies Old Knudsen was there to take his place delighting the crowds.
Everyone knows the mustache was fashionable in England long before the war and Old Knudsen who is a trendy cunt had one. This facial hair gave Old Knudsen an uncanny resemblance to Adolf as you can see.
Old Knudsen was young and he needed the money. When the war broke out Old Knudsen shaved it off and fought the Nazis from Iwo Jima to Tokyo and back.
If any dirty Russians are reading this, POLAND DID NOT START WWII thats like saying a woman abused herself by absorbing her husband's punches, Old Knudsen doesn't have time for idiots who re-write history to suit them.
As I was saying I was Hitler's double and in 1945 I got the call to stand in for Hitler in a bunker in Berlin. Old Knudsen couldn't take the job as I got caught up in the whole Burma thingy taking Nazi scalps, instead Hans Gruber got the job. Between you and me Gruber is, er sorry was an amateur and did a piss poor job.
