Showing posts with label make me a skin job. Show all posts
Showing posts with label make me a skin job. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Protection Isn't For The Weak

Ever just see someone and go yuck I wonder what kind of diseases they have? Here is a list of people that if you had to have sex with to save puppies or for free food or free puppies as food you'd want to wear a full body condom of some kind.


Ron Jeremy or any porn star in general.


The Troll. Yes this is really him.

British pop star Robbie Williams . His sweat will give you a STD.

Iggy Pop and Madonna. Look how scared Jason Timberland is, I bet he burned his clothes afterwards.

Britney Spears and Colin Farrell. Or walking herpes as they are called.


Creepy goat guys that show their packages to young gurls.


The Pope cos you know he wouldn't wear a condom.

Bear Grylls, I wonder what parasites live inside him.


George Clooney he sticks his dick into every woman alive dumps them and is still beloved.


Mel Gibson he sticks his dick into every woman alive and did you know sugar tits that the Jews start all the wars? Well what can you expect they started out as Arabs its that latin temper you know.

Courtney Love how is she still alive and what exactly does she do?

Donald Trump I just don't like the slimy con man fucker.

These two blokes/bears, you just don't know what lives in those hairs. Have the one on the right washed, shaved and sent to my tent!


I don't know who this silly looking lad is but I'm sure yer mother warned you about fellas with 'rape' on their belt buckles.


Zombies I know you can get it from their blood but what about sex? If a hot chick became a zombie would it be safe to keep her as a sex slave?

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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Star-vation Salvation Salivation

I always got pissed off at Bob Geldoff after our money for Africa, what am I a cash machine? The people of the UK had millions gathered and sent within hours of hearing about the Asian tsunami, as nice as that is its not right that the governments of the world still years after haven't fulfilled their pledges............. old news.

I've heard a lot in the news about world wide famine and food shortages. You know me I cut through the hype and the bullshit and look at my watch and say, "must be time to scare the public again." We've done several pandemics that include flu and aids then theres terrorists, mad cows, birds with colds, cancer from mobile phones, coffee and not paying taxes, Global warming, Global ice-age, meteors, Commies, El Nino and you know what? I don't believe in most of it or give a shit.
If it happens then its the will of God so deal with it and go talk to him at a church if hes got the balls to show his face there.


That explains where the fuck my flying cars of the future are.

Growing corn for fuel what a fucked up idea nearly as stupid as those curly energy saving light bulbs that can cause migraines and contain enough mercury to be a health hazzard if they break.

Why do 3rd world cuntries want to grow corn and continue to grow the opium poppy? because its a better return for their money and less effort than growing food crops.
Even as the media focuses on little black babies with flies around their heads dying of hunger what are the real reasons for world hunger ?

There is an abundance of food in the world not scarcity. Enough food is available to provide at least 4.3 pounds of food per person a day worldwide­ enough to make most people fat.

The reason why they aren't getting their bellies full is because they are poor, even the so-called 'hungry countries' have enough food to feed their people but rather than feed the poor to which there is no profit they export it.

To be honest what do we know about hunger anyway? ever hear someone say, "I'm starving" because they haven't ate in 4 hours? or even "starving to death" that's like when they say they are "dying with a cold".

I haven't been hungry and without money for more food since my youth, it was scary but nothing like the desperation seen in refugee camps in Africa.



Typical Blogger, looks quite similar to me actually around the nipples. This lass has one hot sex blog.

You can blame nature for famine if you want it isn't going to take offense, food is always available for those who can afford it.

Many people live on the brink of starvation and a natural disaster only draws attention to their plight when they get pushed over the brink.
In cities across the world many homeless die from the cold every winter, is that the fault of the weather or society for not putting them into labour camps?



Don't worry folks we're winning the war or is it two wars?

Over population isn't a valid excuse either, sometimes I feel from the media that the world is full up on every possible space by people.

For every Bangladesh, a densely populated and a hungry country, we find a Nigeria, Brazil or Bolivia, where abundant food resources coexist with hunger.

In Europe the population is decreasing but they still have hunger as found out by all the immigrants even though food is still exported in a major way.

In many rapidly expanding countries like China or India you'll find the most hungry are weemen and children as they are less valued by the cultures itself especially girl children.

What the fuck is 'Free Trade' I'll tell ya what, that means poor countries can make money with exports and workers who work for less with little standards or choice. Send food to feed the livestock of richer cuntries while yers starves.

People will feed themselves if allowed to. Governments, large corporations and the World bank create obstacles that prevent them from doing so.

Do skinny dying Africans want to be on the BBC news choking on a cup full of watery rice while you sit in front of the telly having yer dinner?

The aid agencies struggle to feed the hungry now, the food shortages will finish many of them off that's for sure but will our fat bellies be effected? nope just our wallets as the price goes up, people will complain as they do the cost of cigarettes and petrol but they will still buy it and still get fat.

Third world hunger means a cheaper work force hungry to have yer job out-sourced to them, then buying cigarettes becomes a struggle and you can only drink once a week instead of twice.


It all comes doon to money and honest people in governments to distribute the food and make sure the local warlord doesn't just take it to feed his troops who are allegedly fighting for the people.


I never understood businesses that don't value or appreciate their workers and treat them like shit cos that builds up grievances and they make it their job to pay their wealthy bosses back instead of loyalty.

Its the same as countries chipping away at the poor and hoping they will just die instead of helping them help their selves which will then help the country.

Knowledge is power so education and training should be paramount and incentives to stay in yer community. Give hungry farmers plots of land to work and the ripple effect will grow from there.

Why is this cunt so fat? did a skinny person bite him as a child? do I see a food shortage in his future?

Reducing the importance of politics and religion is also a key, how much is spent on giant stadium churches or campaigns just to see which candidate from the same party at each others throats will go for president ? its just so ridiculous.

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Love Me With Lard



I was tagged a while back by Witchypoo for a meme about some quirky things about me. I write so much stuff (well over 1,000 posts) its hard to know what I haven't said so I mostly used pictures to spice this meme up and help you readers that have trouble with the word thingys . Not too quirky and you get what you pay for.

I'm a fire starter twisted fire starter. The fire of passion is a blessing and a curse to me.


If you look past my gruff exterior you'll see that I'm quite sensitive.
When I was young I was fearless, I later learned what fear is and am now no longer fearless but I am more brave than then because I face my fears.


I become bigger than life and perform for the crowd but don't believe the praise or applause.


And I think it's gonna be a long long time till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.


I am a real man loyal to my friends and unforgiving to my enemies. What are you fucking looking at Diocese of Leeds?


I am not the same person I was when I was younger. That is a good thing as I was as deep as a bird bath and cared for no one.



I believe that life is a journey and I am looking for something. I don't know what it is but I know that others I meet and things that happen will help me find it as I shall help them.


I don't like to brag but thousands of weemen, 8 men, 2 donkeys, various inanimate objects, 12 chickens, 1 turkey and yer ma can't all be wrong.



Sunday, February 25, 2007

Sunday Skin

First nations said in the comments:

was this swimsuit day at the orphanage? please. and tits like a dogs lips in the bargain.
start posting up quality skin or ill have to post up those pictures you thought i destroyed


Our hero says

The statute of limitations should of ran out for those photos now. I was young and I needed the money. I hope this makes up for Saturday's skin job.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

The Turn Of The Screw.

Um hello? is this thing like on?

Another reason to have DNA samples, ID cards and tattooed barcodes on our foreheads is because the British police can't find their arse with both hands.
322 convicted sex offenders have been lost, have you seen them? you should all know my views on Pedophiles and rapists , all of them (except me cos that was a mistake no a set up) should be executed as they can not be rehabilitated and who cares if they can be? they are monsters. The offenders were to be monitored by officials for the multi-agency public protection arrangements (MAPPA) yeah a mappa would be good to find them witha.
These registered sex offenders - including rapists and pedophiles have used a loophole in the system allowing them to register vague addresses in order to disappear, its called something we used to do in MI5 called lying, some guy said he lived in the woods in a tent so they said ok.

Have no fear, Old Knudsen is here, I have gone where no Old , straight man has gone before, into the cold dark heart of Myspace.

I called myself Kelly, a 14 year old gurl whose main hobbies are eating disorders , tanorexia and talking to mature men who don't treat me like a child on the Interweb while I sit all alone and vulnerable in my hoose as my mum and dad work shifts.
Fuck theres a lot of sick bastards on Myspace, I knew there were pedos and sad geezers on it but not that many .
To my recollection I've had 15 gentlemen callers, some who didn't mind a long drive or to pick me up a happy meal, each met with some Old Knudsen justice, except for one who was kinda cute .
I now have a large rose garden in my back yard and several skin suits that I like to wear around town.

If you're a lonely mature man that wants to talk to underage gurls, e-mail lonelyteenslut@hotmail.com