Hand Guns In Movies

By now I'm sure you've seen the movies in which a gun can fire off 50 rounds but when a clear point blank shot of the villain is available the heroes gun goes 'click' known in the business as 'A dead man's click' as any pro like myself counts how many bullets you shoot. Old Knudsen advancing in years does have to call over to the enemy and ask "Did Old Knudsen just fire 5 or 6 times?"

In the movie Mr and Mrs Smith Angelina complains that Brad hands her the small gun, she says 'I get the gurl gun?' In the above picture you can see he took the gurly gun to shut her up.

In fire fights everyone may have the same weapon but the good guy or a females gun will always sound less powerful for some reason.


From the old black and white American cop movies the police usually had little snubbed nosed 38 specials .

Later these became the cliched back up weapon every cop has doon his trouser leg.


In the 80's Dirty Harry helped sales for the 44 magnum which was as big as Old Knudsen's lad.


Until then most automatic pistols were the 1911 Colt 45 which are still as good today as when they first came out with very little modification. They were just bulky and not sexy enough for the hip new audience.

In the mid 80's with government issue weapons changing contracts the 9mm Beretta was the good guy gun.

Die Hard and Lethal Weapon made it a weapon for heroes.


I loved the lines in the 1992 film 'Kuffs' as said by Christian Slater when he goes to buy a gun:

I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
Gun Salesman: God bless you, young man.
George Kuffs: [to the camera] I always wanted a gun...
Gun Salesman : Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
George Kuffs: Got one that holds more?
Gun Salesman: No.
George Kuffs:I'll take two

Without getting into the whole why did James Bond carry a crappy PPK for years I shall continue though Brosnan did change for a Walther P99.

The evil sounding Glocks became cool because it was made out of synthetic polymers and not steel, whoop de doo and now everyone using them including the FBI, IRS , LAPD the English police (when they are allowed) and the Police Service of Northern Ireland.


Interchangeable with the Glocks has been the Sig-Sauer, even Detective Lieutenant John McClane has swapped his 9mm Beretta for one in the last and quite crap Die Hard for more than 4 hours you call a doctor but its not free film this Sig-Sauer is simply known as a P220. Old Knudsen can't keep up with all the numbers its just like all the cars that now look the same.


Scully with her Sig-Sauer 226 increasing the sexiness of weapons 10 fold. Remember its not guns that kill people, its the bullets they fire.

If I Don't Say It Who Will?

Shes thinking, " well I did the dishes, folded the clothes but I get the feeling I've forgotten something." Can you see what this Maoist Guerilla has forgotten? answer at the bottom of this post.

I'm no fan of people going into schools and killing people, ones I can think off straight off are the Hungerford massacre, the Columbine shootings, the attack on the Amish school which as far as I know doesn't have a catchy name and now the one in Virginia.
I have sympathy for the 32 victims and the families of the victims as much as I do for the 183 people who have just died in Baghdad in four bomb attacks but I really doubt they'll be getting face time on the telly or even onto t-shirts, now that makes you think and if it doesn't you're a plonker, get off my Blog.

Life is a lottery and not everyone can win, you just never know. How can anyone feel safe anywhere on a planet spinning in space full of meteors and aliens and in a world over population by self destructive dickheads?

I've been around the Blogs a bit and I see a fair bit about gun control, every time something like this happens that's the cry you hear. What about car control everytime some drunken twat on a cell phone ploughs into the family Mini van? Cars kill more people every year than guns do. Hey even the Empire state building has its own body count.

Cho Seung-Hui the 23 year old turd stain with a small penis was a nutter, he wanted to kill people and would have found a way no matter what, legal guns, illegal guns, bombs made out of shit, a hammer, knife or a can of petrol he would of found a way and it was his choice, what are you going to have petrol control? well about fucking time , you never hear of people getting doused with solar panels and burned alive.

One of the victims was a Jewish professor Liviu Librescu who had survived the Holocaust and now was shot by a pathetic mong as he helped his students escape, and this on Holocaust memorial day. I bet Cho was well too busy being a fruitcake to even notice the irony.

I'm for guns, sure do background checks and make sure they are sober etc but why should I a military trained weapons handler be unarmed when the yellow hordes are carrying Glock 17's ?
Would this wanker take on armed teachers just waiting for a student to turn bad? the fuck he would, he maybe nuts but he was no doubt a coward as well.

I say put a control on Koreans, its them that kill people not guns.

Cho was such a nice little boy, there was never any sign he would turn out like this.

I do like to set myself up for the moral high grounders and the guilt trip comments, you do a funny story about brain cancer and then someone leaves an anonymous comment about how their poor old Ma died from it, whats that supposed to achieve? I do believe I mentioned about not giving a fuck, callous sure but there go I but for the grace of God.

The Maoist Guerilla forgot to make the effort with her appearence, c'mon gurl with a bit of makeup and a smile you might not be so ugly looking.

Tit For Tat

The Untouchables is a great film, its as historically accurate as any other the Hollywood movies but who cares? I've just been reminded of the numerous tit for tat shootings that has and still does take place in Northern Ireland, now of course they cite other reasons than political so they don't get into trouble with the Paramilitaries. Being targeted for yer religion (no matter how wrong it is) is a total disgrace but shit happens when mongs have guns, remember if you have an enemy who wants you dead there can not be such a thing as being excessive, put them doon so they don't want to get up again, thats the real world way.

"You wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him--he pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue--THAT'S THE CHICAGO WAY, and that's how you get Capone."

I've been accused of being able to do a great Connery impersonation, what can I say my accent gives me a head start, this is the line I just love to say.

"Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight."

Connery played Malone an Irish cop that knew how to play in the real world and took Eliot Ness under his wing someone had to. I mean what kind of fuckers name their kid Eliot? just name him 'beat me up please' of course Connery's accent was Scottish as he won't lower himself to do accents such as Irish or Russian but who cares as he got an Oscar for it anyway.

A Menace More Dangerous Than Pandas.

That will teach the fucker.

You can call it a Pizzly, Grolar, Grizzlar or Polar Grizz, the mating of a Polar bear and a grizzly bear. The interbreeding of these two animals has only been found in captivity but last April Jim Martell a hunter from Idaho saw a Pizzly on Banks Island in Northern Canada so he shot it. " I love animals, that's why I love to kill them", nature lover Martell went on to say," some day there won't be any wildlife so I'm getting out and enjoying shooting it now before it all becomes extinct".

At a distance the Pizzly looked like a dirty polar bear but close up he could see it had rings around its eyes and a humped back, "I suffer from erectile dysfunction but when I kill animals I'm pointing twice at them". Martell has been hunting since the age of 8 and has dozens of trophies (not real trophies stuffed animals) including not one but two 10 feet tall brown bears from Russia. A bitch to get through customs,"anything to declare?" "yes I have Gazelle in my carry on and a pocket Beaver".
He also has two Ibex from Kyrgyzstan and crotch rot from Thailand .
To celebrate one less, er I mean the only Pizzly in the wild gone he plans to have a beer party (gurls aren't invited, there will be rough hoosing) "It is just a beautiful animal" said Martell who owns a telephone company out of Glenns Ferry and operates an Idaho Elk ranch, his 14 day trip to Canada cost $45,450 but the erection is worth it.


An older Museum specimen with a Bruce Willis smirk, its either them or us.

One shot at 300 yards and the dreaded beast was dead. I salute you sir for saving the Eskimos and Canadians from this potential man eating monster (the French Canadians can go fuck) I only wish there were more Americans like you with guns in the world, no wait there are..................... oh shit.
Strange enough Martell has a wife, she has no taste in decor, a low sex drive and watches soaps all day so she doesn't mind a hoose full of dead animals as long as she gets her bon bons and laudanum .
Martell said," If I hadn't shot the Pizzly then no one would have known about it", he thinks he actually helped the biologists by showing it 'could' breed in the wild, could as in past tense.
God forbid that man shouldn't know anything.

I'm not worried about the green hoose effect the world has been going on for millions of years without our help, if it wipes mankind out then that's nature's way and I don't blame it, mankind is pretty shitty. Even the extinction of animals by man is nature as we are nature, its a shame but then so is a Tsunami killing children.
The Pizzly is nature's way of reacting to the disappearing ice, the Polar bears come south and adapt, the less adaptable in nature dies or becomes a Blogger.