The Cabinet Is Burning

Blair: And then he'd corner me and thump me on the shoulder, saying that I was asking for it.


Bush: Don't put up with that shit Tony, reshuffle.


Blair: No G Dawg I honestly believe he'll change, hes promised me it'll be like it was before.

A new book by political writer Anthony Seldon claimed that Tony Blair felt like an "abused and bullied wife" as speculation grew over his resignation.

Not only did tempers flare between Blair and Brown but one of Gordon Brown's allies Ed Balls was increasingly rude to Blair and *exacerbated* feelings in both camps by blaming Brown for not having the "balls" to lead a revolt against Blair.

Mr Balls has denied all of this as nonsense, and said that Blair was just a little bitch, "Ex Prime Ministers are like gardens" he said "They need a good dig every now and again."

Tony Blair was in therapy at a safe location and was unavailable for comment and Gordon Brown (texture like sun) didn't want to deal with it .


*Old Knudsen increased his wordpower by watching "Shawn of the dead."*

Don't Go.

Tony Blair has announced he is to resign 27th June, fresh from his high at bringing the DUP and Sinn Fein as a power sharing government thus securing a legacy others will judge him by and not just by the Iraq war.
Gordon Brown a fellow Scot will take over from Blair, not a nice bloke and Bush will not be happy.

Having seen many PMs in my time Blair was one of the better ones, you should just never trust the US when it comes to winning wars, they haven't won since World War II.

We Don't Even Have 300 Nukes.

When the Persians came up the back passage way only 300 Scottish Spartans stood in their way with their big hard spears and Tridents, well ok they may have all been killed, oops did I just spoil the film for ya?

In a move reminiscent of the Clinton era but only with bad teeth and cockney accents the Conservatives backed the labour government and got a bill to update Britain's nuclear Trident missile system approved. The earlier plan to have sharks with the fricking laser beams attached to their heads was deemed quite silly.
The idea is to have submarines to fire the nukes as you can sneakily deploy them anywhere in the world to get to any target. Its now going to take 17 years to plan the construction of the submarines and find the lowest bidder to build them. Four government officials resigned over this, c'mon wise up, in 17 years there will be mimi nukes fired from rocket cars, the whole sub idea will be obsolete by then, I just laughed when the Tories backed labour, I love Tony Blair hes not a feel good wimp and hes actually still doing his job even though hes leaving soon.

Yeah yeah I know oh we shouldn't have nukes anyway if we want the rest of the world not to build them, well if we gave up ours you just know the Germans would try it on again. Did anyone notice the big deal about Israel quietly muttering that they have 200 nukes? no cos there wasn't a big deal, different rules for Israel, for fucks sake that's 15 more than the UK.
I remember the whole greenham common protest with the Cruise missiles, that was before he went nuts and jumped on the sofa. If you're going to be a proactive cuntry or think the US will invade to liberate yer oil then you should have nukes.

I will Miss This.

Tony trying out the nubby 5000, 'almost like GW's cock' was the reported comment.

I admit I was wrong about Tony Blair when he first took power. I saw him as a no balls liberal type but then he proved me wrong, not afraid to sent troops in to keep the peace in places like Kosovo , Sierra Leone and getting further with peace than anyone in Northern Ireland .
I did gain an amount of respect for him definitely better than the Tories, though the colour red will always be suspect to me.
He only has a few months left until he leaves so hes making his legacy speeches.
"Britain to retreat in the face of terrorism would be a catastrophe", yes mate, I'm with you there,don't bleed in front of the natives, " it took a generation to grow the terrorists and will take a generation to beat", well said mate, it took over 30 years in Northern Ireland but the impossible has almost happened (until the IRA decide to blow up some weemen and children to stir things up, also Michael Stone, you loser on so many levels)
"Britain will be a nation of war fighters and peace keepers" that's right mate, in life you have to be a giver and a taker.
I will miss you Mr Blair, too much balls and not enough sense about in the world today.