An Islamic court in Somalia has banned weemen from swimming at one of their main beaches. The beach is one that families usually go to at the weekends and that's the reason they give for the ban.
Rightly so, I don't want to go to a beach and see a load of weemen in wet clingy swim suits bouncing around having fun, no wait a minute I do.
These peace loving Islamists have also banned movie viewing and broke up a wedding celebration because there was a band and men and weemen were socialising together.
Ok ballbags, being in the closet is one thing and hating women under the guise of religion because you have been turned down by so many and the ones that did say yes laughed at your tiny willy is another thing, there is no excuse for being an arsehole, you lads are being sent to the Wanker's gallery, now let that be a lesson.
I was talking to jesus, ( no I'm not crazy Vicars do it all the time) anyway he was sitting on my sofa wearing his sky blue tracksuit and thick gold chains, yes the son of god is also a man of style. He told me that if you weren't a Presbyterian Christian you're wrong and you'll burn in hell, well I was shocked, " what about all those people that think they are in the right religion ? can we save them?" Jesus took a sip from his can of Bavaria (a weak but reasonably priced lager) "fuck them, if they are dumb enough to believe that shit who needs them? besides Heaven is a gated community, we have to be careful who we let in."
My eyes were well opened, soon they were watering, Jesus went to my bathroom and took a massive dump then said his goodbyes, he was going to his new girlfriend's house and didn't want to crap there as they were in the about to go all the way polite part of the relationship.
The picture is of a poor girl that has collapsed on the beach due to having been oppressed.
