Sunday, October 29, 2006

Too Scary For Halloween.



Ever noticed the similarities between Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson? I know this is like Americans slagging off Princess Di as both Mouse and Jackson (if that is indeed their real names) are like beloved royalty, but if you can't slag off the # 1 greatest nation on Earth then who can you slag off?

Mouse has a white face even though he is black, he wears gloves, talks in a high pitched voice, loves to be around children and amusement rides and is probably still a virign. (by a female)
Jackson has a white face even though he is black, he wears gloves , talks in a high pitched voice, loves to be around children and amusement rides and is without a doubt a virgin. (by a female)






I really dislike the two of them, lets hope when Mouse gets caught diddling kids the American justice system won't give him an out of jail free card just because of his celebrity because mark my words, him and Mini would be a couple by now if he wasn't such a sick and twisted baby dangling Pedophile , she knows something.

Oh I was only joking about the # 1 greatest nation thing, try typing that with a straight face.