Momofuku Ando, ok I did not make that name up. The Japanese inventor of instant noodles has died aged 96. His crappy tasteless noodles have fed students and other poor people for decades. Many owe a debt of thanks to this man because if it wasn't for the noodles and water that have offended many a taste bud in their time, cigarettes and drink could not have been bought every weekend.His final wishes were to have boiling water poured over him and a packet of seasoning added. The whole ceremony lasted 4 minutes.
