I'm sorry about the picture quality but its been sitting in my photo album for decades. I asked my mate Steve if I could take a picture of him. I felt a bit queer asking him while all he was wearing was a pair of short shorts, he must of picked up on my homo erotic vibes and answered " Soren" my first name, and no you cunts can't use it, only friends and people I like can call me by it. "Soren you can take the picture as long as you don't make me look ghey". So I took the picture and let history be the judge and for the record I think he looks as queer as a 3 pound note.