The world's ex oldest man made a startling recovery after dying earlier this week, he sat up in bed and said "tell Old Knudsen to put more minge on his Blog its the Lord's will", he caught up on what the Blogs were saying about him and then watched a re run of Married with children and said " I'm bored, fuck this shit I'm off again ".I shall carry out yer last wishes now would someone drive a stake through his heart before he comes back.
