Sunday, January 7, 2007

Hola Mi Amigo.


The World famous Mexican Warlock (who?) has made several predictions about 2007, he said Castro won't make it to May, well duh! Mr Warlock obviously reads my Blog and knows I'm gonna take care of Castro, don't rush me lad, I'm a Keeler , its an art form.
He said the wall to keep the immigrants out of the US from Mexico will not get built, he referred to it as the wall of shame. In the UK when we build such walls we call them peace lines or some such name, a lot nicer than shame, anyway what can you expect, the US are famous for bombing not building also they won't hire illegal immigrants to build the thing and that's the only way its gonna be done.

He said this is the year of the woman, well you add the numbers of the year up and get 9 and 9 is a sexy number right? and what is sexy? George Michael sucking off an old man in a forest? NO! weemen are sexy so I agree with him on this.

We will also unite because of Global warning, fuck off like that will happen, British weather nerds have predicted that this year will be hot hot hot , as in my balls will be dripping, El Nino needs a good spanking.

My own Predictions will be the removal by death of not only Castro but General Than Shwe who is on my hit, er shit list, a war with Iran , Posh and Becks buying a trendy 3rd world orphan, Prince Charles coming out of the closet as an a-sexual, Preez Bush looking more haggard due to his drinking, John McCain (the next president) being injected with stem cells to look younger, New Zealand sinks below the surface of the sea, Dive finds love with a younger female version of himself , all the funny Bloggers will get over being intimidated by the good looks and cunning wit of Old Knudsen and come back to Blogging, of course they will have lost their edge , Old Knudsen will finally get blogs of note or flagged so he can retire in glory.