Michael Jackson, Osama Bin Laden and the Pope in a plane
The plane is about to crash, and the Pope starts praying for God to save the Children.
'Fuck The Children' says Osama
To which Michael Jackson replies:
To which Michael Jackson replies:
'Do we have time?'
A priest and a rabbi are walking along, and pass two young boys in the street.
The priest to the rabbi: You see those two boys? Lets go back there and fuck 'em.
The rabbi: Out of what?
A priest and a rabbi are walking along, and pass two young boys in the street.
The priest to the rabbi: You see those two boys? Lets go back there and fuck 'em.
The rabbi: Out of what?
A pedophile priest and a small child are walking in the woods. The child says 'it's scarey out here.' The priest responds 'if you think it's scarey, imagine me.
I have to walk out of here alone.'
How do you make a gay man have sex with your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.
Whats the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
How do you make a gay man have sex with your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.
Whats the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
You can't eat a train carriage
What's black and doesn't work?
Half of Birmingham
What's black and doesn't work?
Half of Birmingham
"Hey that last one is just out of order you slitty eyed cunt."
Theres a moral to this post but I'm no pointing it out to ya.
