Hey Old Knudsen, do you want to be like Girth Brooks?I sometimes look through my spam folder as e-mails sometimes end up there and I'm amazed at the stuff I get sent, do I really come off as a pedo sex crazed junkie? no don't answer that I think I know.
These are some of the titles of the spams I get.
Naked schoolgirls in dormitory: Why would I want to see a load of titless 13 year old gurls at school ? I always hated school and no matter what that judge says schoolgurls don't do it for me.
Separate yourself from other men: I think I do that already with my greatness or at least with my B.O..
oldknudsen We can ship your medications overnight FREE: Do I look like a junkie? what have you got?
Urgent security notification for cilent of the Lloyds TSB Bank: Nice try I bank with my mattress, are you willing to claw through all the various stains and crusty socks to rob me ?
Nothing to do with the post but why is it that librarians are all hot sex starved Hornivores? all that book learnin is kinda sexy.
Rip off her panties: Most weemen would beat you around the head if you ripped their knickers.
Muscular, thick and long even when flaccid: Maybe I want this on my grave stone.
Be like sex machine: They even have machines for sex? what will they cum up with next?
Thick, immense gains to your member: I belong to enough clubs thank you.
Then I found this: 'International child porn ring found' as you can see from my sidebar I hate pedos so I thought maybe a reader was telling me about a story as they have been prone to do in the past, so I clicked on it and found something quite disturbing.
Be the undisputed sex machine of your town by clicking here: You sick fuckers.
Yes I did click on it and won that title 2 years in a row.
