Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Bail Out Her Vadge

In a bid to save face AIG have decided to give the $165 million in bonus' they gave out to executives to octuplet mum Nadya Suleman.

Dow Jones the CEO of AIG said: " The poor woman has 14 children we hope this money goes to helping her raise them and maybe pay for some more fertility treatments and some more cosmetic surgery, this is the caring face of AIG because who doesn't like struggling single mothers?"

Mr Jones then went into the casino next door and bet 5 million tax payer dollars on 17 black, a common procedure at AIG.

Nadya Suleman was unavailable for comment as she was watching 'Cheaper by the dozen' again!

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