Showing posts with label china. Show all posts
Showing posts with label china. Show all posts

Monday, June 1, 2009

30 People Go On Trip To The Hospital


Mong's Kok Gets Burned In Attack.



Two bottles of acid were thrown into a crowd in a popular shopping district in downtown Hong Kong injuring 30 people.

It was the second such attack in five months in the neighborhood despite the picture above there have been no clues as to who did it.

People in the Mong Kok district had been splashed with acid, though police Superintendent Leung Ka-ming would not confirm what liquid was thrown. It probably contained high amounts of lead .

Mong Kok, which means "busy corner" in Chinese, its just beside Mong Kont which means "mentally retarded gurl's vadge."

A reward of $12,900 for information leading to an arrest has been posted by the Slick clit police department.
Leung Ka-Ming (pronounced 'Lunger ming') hopes that will be enough to save his kok from any more damage.


Saturday, May 2, 2009

Save The Whale But *Fuck* The Shark

There are 40 deadly sharks in this picture.

EU countries (European Union) are the main exporter of shark fins to China, where they are used to make shark-fin soup.

The fins are taken off live sharks and the action is known as "finning" unlike wearing black from head to toe as that doesn't make you look fin it makes you look like a fatso wearing black, sorry just some inappropriate Blogger humour in an otherwise serious environmentalism story.

Environment groups claimed current law on finning , cutting the fins off a living shark and dumping the low value carcass at sea was not strict enough.


Not as cute as seal cubs so fuck em.

Fucking right it isn't. Ever hear of the Indianapolis? When a Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side there were hundreds of us in tha water.

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

What would that be like if there were fin-less sharks swimming around unseen?

90% of the shark may be discarded and many shark species will be threatened with extinction which is a real shame ............... not! I don't swim in the water off Muck bay in Scotland and worry about Jelly fish, I laugh at their various wobbly flavours. I worry about sharks, ever seen Jaws? Fucking scary lad.

If we don't see the fin on the surface of the water will we still hear the ominous music? I call for you to support the killing of sharks not just the finning .

You know what disease will cum out of China next? Shark flu thats what, with billions of starving slitty eyes in the cuntry why are they so fucking picky about just eating the fin? They'll eat dogs and cats but oh no not the rest of the shark.

I may boycott Chinese made goods until they see sense, hold on where was this keyboard made? FUCK! thoses cunts make everything what ever happened to made in Hong Kong? oh thats right we gave it back to them. Ok then I will boycott China for me holidays, no fucking way will I go and see The great wall ................ by the way I've seen better walls so there.



*Fuck it but not proper fuck it*


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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Just Like Hitler

I don't think I'll be getting any sponsorship from Microsoft now.

You all know me I rarely get annoyed or angered by anything. I was watching some program on the telly and there was some yank bloke politician talking about how China was the same as Nazi Germany and how the free world was condoning their human rights abuse by taking part in the Olympics .
The presenter then said should America have boycotted the 1936 Olympics ? the guy said no.
They then talked about how Bush said that sports shouldn't mix with politics, he forgot to mention how China has been giving America money for years and probably now owns it .
Wise up nothing similar.

What gets me is dickheads comparing everyone to Hitler or Nazi Germany to put a point across.
The twice democratically elected leader George Bush often gets compared to Hitler and why? Does Bush invade semi civilised cuntries? no he invades Afghanistan and Iraq hardly the same. Does Bush set up death camps throwing people into big ovens? no he water boards a little, big deal.

Hitler had talent and could dramatise his points to whip up the audience into a frenzy with his acting and oratory skills. Hitler knew how to work the people and used mythology to inspire. Bush can barely string a sentence together and is a little bit too transparent .

I would compare China and its lack of human rights to Russia more than Nazi Germany. Same scale, put the people doon and treat the ethnics like shit.
They aren't trying to breed a master race they just want the more useful males than females, infanticide goes on in India in just the same way.

When you compare someone to Hitler or to Nazi Germany then you have just lost yer point and are trying to evoke emotions rather than reason.
So that makes the American people ss guards and people who turn their backs on atrocity, well to a point on the last one but that's called the legal system.

Why not compare people to Alexander the Great who was prone to drunkenly spear a friend if he felt the need or to Richard the Lionheart who beheaded prisoners to make a point ? well ok it would have people going huh?

Leave Spiderman alone, he was just doing his job.

Hitler reminds me of a celebrity. He works his way up from obscurity and gives people what they want, he does his best work in the beginning then gets into drugs and fucks it all up on his gigantic paranoid ego trip and becomes a joke, a caricature.
America would be more like the Roman empire with a modern twist and not as successful, to be sure they succeed I think they should kill all Goths and Vandals.
Remember Hitler's birthday is on the 2oth, don't forget to get a card.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Mad In China


Chen Ruyan, who worked at a recycling station in the Chinese central province of Hubei, was preparing lunch last Sunday.

The rice dough he was preparing for making rice dumplings was quite watery and he decided to add more rice flour.

The silly cuff link mistook a box of rat poison that was placed with the other condiments as flour , probably due to his eyes not being able to open fully (slitty eyes) and mixed it in.

Chen who sold rat poison as a business had put the chemicals there by mistake, six people including Chen himself were killed.
Who is going to miss 6 chinks out of over a billion that look the exact same? I think its funny that they trust a seller of poison to cook for them, they won't make that mistake again.

Never trust a priest, a gym teacher, a bald barber , a politician or government official its as easy as that and keep everyone else at arms length.

I bet those hungry little gooks wolfed the food doon, the only fat chink I ever saw was Buddha, that bloke ate out of self loathing due to low esteem and because Muhammad kept making fat jokes and sly comments about teaching others self control.

I was going to boycott Chinese products after the Aqua Dot fiasco but found it too difficult, is Taiwan China? I know the Chinese think so. I'll just stick to boycotting Burmese blood rubies, not like I was going to buy them anyway, the Chinese buy them off Burma and use them in jewelry, the cunts are all in it together.

While we're being political, "Hey China!" stop imprisoning and torturing the followers of Falun Gong, its been going on too long now and is pissing me off. There, thats that taken care of.

And remember:
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Suck My Yellow Beads

Wow looks like great fun, nice try China, yer only thinning the herd, if the kiddies eat their toys then they must be mongs.

China is at it yet again, poisoning the products they export to us, this time they want to date rape our children. I'm not surprised. Aqua Dots which is some dopey shite children's toy contains a GHB date rape type drug that puts kids into comas if they swallow the beads, stupid wee shites.
Poisonous sex toys now that would shake up the world but this is only boring brats and a shite toy, if you buy this for a child instead of something loud and violent then yer a chink enabler.

I myself am going out to buy this before they recall it all because I'm in sore need of getting date raped.

When I was a child we were given bars of lead to lick if we were good and our water always tasted better in lead goblets, our swimming pool was also lined with lead and look at me, have you ever seen me type LOL? I rest my case.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

We Export Death.

Me Velly Slorry wide eyes heh heh heh.

Anyone who knows whats going on in the world (not Americans of course) know the Chinks are plotting to take over the world. Amassing their vast armies of horny males with their under-sized dongs who only know about weemen through the media due to the Chinese breeding program of no gurls they will be more than willing to invade if they are promised some poon tang (a chinese expression) so look out Taiwan you'll be first.

They contaminated numerous medicines, toothpaste, foods and stuffed toys so as they were killing Cuff links they exported them to other cuntries, do I think this was a mistake? fuck no its just picking away at the world they some day hope to invade.

I'm not an alarmist and don't want to cause panic but we're all going to die, well not me cos I'm selling them government secrets, don't worry its the Polish government so who cares?
To make sure I don't get poisoned I'm off my meds, don't brush my teeth, only eat bad British food like fish and chips and curry and no longer do I snuggle with Mr Woogle.

I'm on ta ya you inscrutable looking shites so watch yer step.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Tough Headlines

Chinese foreign minister Sum Yung Ghey has answered accusations that Chinese made weapons have been supplied to the Sudanese government .

"You flucking plicks everything is raid in China these days".