Sammyman

Mr Sammy Wilson, a Northen Ireland politician , has faced calls to step down after blocking the broadcast of a TV commercial urging people to cut down on carbon emissions.

A government committee passed a vote of no confidence in the minister of the environment earlier in the week.

Wilson, who does not believe that climate change is man-made, had said the government advertisement was part of an "insidious propaganda campaign".

Some members of the environment committee said Mr Wilson's views were not consistent with that of the executive.

I have to agree with him. DUP politicians aren't known for their progressive thinking but considering the media has gone into scare news instead of reporting I don't believe anything.

What about the threat of the ice-age 30 years ago? not here yet? Its a 'convenient untruth' that anything from floods, snow storms and excessive heat can be blamed on Global warming instead of natural earth cycles that we haven't been around long enough to notice.

Sammyman with Miss Belfast 2008, isn't she lovely?

I have pointed out the good parts for those with trouble reading.

I refuse to blindly accept the new pseudo-religion that we must dramatically change our economy in order to stop climate change. The tactic used by the "green gang" is to label anyone who dares disagree with their view of climate change as some kind of nutcase who denies scientific fact. Like questioning patriotism after 9/11 if you didn't agree with Bush

First of all can I make it clear I accept that we are experiencing climate change. Indeed climate change has been a feature of the history of our planet. The most modern history of the earth shows that these changes occur in regular cycles. From 200BC to 600AD we had what was known as the Roman warming when grapes grew in the open as far north as Scotland. The Dark Ages between 600 and 900AD was a cold period. Then came the Mediaeval warming period from 900 to 1300AD followed by the Little Ice Age between 1300 to 1850 AD when the Thames regularly froze over and fairs were held on the ice. From 1850 to 1940 we had another period of warming followed by a period of cooling from 1940 to 1975. When I was at school, scientists were confidently predicting that we were entering another ice age. From 1976 we have experienced gradual warming again. Significantly the most progressive and prosperous periods in world history were during the periods of global warming.

We have never clearly understood the causes of these changes and despite what some environmentalists say there is no scientific consensus around the causes. Some claim that recent climate change is due to CO2 production from industrialisation, our energy use, our love affair with the car and foreign holidays by jet airplane. The difficulty with this explanation is that climate change occurred even when we did not have the increase on CO2 emissions experience in the last 200 years. Another difficulty they have is that the increase in CO2 occurs after the increase in temperatures.


Other scientists have produced research based on analysis of ice cores, and study of changes in the sun's radiance which they claim proves that the changes in Earth's climate are primarily caused by solar activity. Readers may ask what the relevance of such a scientific debate is to them and given the esoteric nature of the subject may dismiss it as nothing to do with them. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact the reason why environmentalists have a fit of apoplexy when their claim that the scientific jury is still out on the cause of climate change is that there are massive implications for policy depending on which view you take.


To date governments across the world seem to have caved in to the demands of well-placed environmental lobby groups and the political hysteria they have generated and have introduced a wide range of measures to reduce CO2 emissions in an attempt to stop climate change. These measures are already impacting on our pockets every day through the imposition of so-called green taxes, price increases and regulations. We pay more for petrol because the Greens have persuaded the government to make it dearer so we buy less. Road tax on cars over seven years old is set to soar to £450 per year and my department estimates that over 100,000 drivers in Northern Ireland will be affected. The reason for the tax is that these cars produce too much CO2. We pay more for electricity for the same reason. Already the climate change levy and the demand that more power is generated from wind have sent electricity bills soaring.


We are already losing jobs to China and India as the government seeks to chase away industries which produce CO2 in order to achieve our Kyoto target on CO2 reductions. The irony is that the CO2 is simply produced in a different part of the world where the governments have decided not to sign up to the international agreement on emissions. So our adherence to the green political correctness damages our economy while doing nothing to deal with the perceived problem.


These are the consequences of a policy which ascribes to the view that climate change is man-made. If climate change is indeed caused by changes in solar activity then clearly the billions of pounds currently spent on reducing CO2 is being wasted because they will have no impact on what happens to the world's climate. The changes are beyond our control and resources should be used to adapt to the consequences of climate change rather than King Canute style vainly trying to stop it.


This would require resources to be used to improve flood defences, develop GM crops which can enable the production of food in changed climatic conditions and of course putting money into technological research to help us deal with changing climatic conditions. This would make more sense than the massive financial burdens we are placing on our economy and individuals in the vain hope that these burdens might have an affect in 50 to 100 years' time, when conveniently those who imposed the policies will no longer be around to be accountable if the measures either prove unnecessary or fail to achieve their ends.
The climate change debate is relevant to us all. It is something politicians should be dealing with and talking about.

Reasoned debate must replace the scaremongering of the green climate alarmists.

Of course the climate is changing, change is a part of nature. The thing is that humans are not changing and so don't like what is going on.

I'm glad to have finally heard some sense from a politician, he may be a twat but he is a twat with a point. We don't know what is going on so lets raise some prices and make some money and if you don't accept it then yer a polar bear killing cunt ................ polar bear numbers have not been affected by the way and a polar bear is just a brown bear that adapted to the cold so they cum doon and fuck their cousins until some hunter shoots them.

Recycle, Reduce and Reuse only because it makes sense. Stop pollution! that is what is killing us all. The only recession proof jobs are Climate experts and economists, both deal in fear of the unknown and speculation.

There is a woman who lives near me who throws out perfectly good brand new stuff and clothes, shes fucking nuts and only cares about herself. That is the problem of the world, 10 billion fuck-wits like her.


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This Goes Out To All You Folks With Bad Snow Storms

How is that Global warming working out for ya?

It got so cold here I had to put on a jumper on the other day. "Damn you Global Warming for somehow making it so cold!"

Evolution is a theory, Gravity is the law and Global Warming is horse shit.

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Looking Back And A New Beginning

My first post of the new year, yep 2008. I'm going to make this an inspirational post full of hope, love and the promise of a better tomorrow today, assuming today is fine with you, if not can you pencil me in for later in the week? afternoon please as I don't do mornings.

It is written in the Bible (somewhere at the back) "And so'th the lamb shall lay doon in the mint sauce and the polar bear will share a Coca Cola with the wolf and peace shall reign doon for a thousand years."

The translation from Aramaic is a little dodgy and it might have been "And piss shall rain doon ."

If George and Mahmoud can be friends then why can't I be friends with all the horrible cunts that read me not to mention who spammed me for over two months this year. I shall visit yer blogs more often and pretend to like you all in the coming year............................................this may be a total lie.

This year has had its ups and doons, its ins and outs, its ramming and thrusting. I've done things that I'm not proud of.

Yer Ma being one of them but I did her just so I could do a post about it.

I recently won the Palitzer Prize for my news blog, I still haven't got my cunting prize money yet but I hear its the honour that counts.

It was sad when the Grinch went ape shit and shot up that town, that sad young Grinch had some serious Christmas issues.

While there are weemen like this one I have hope for the world and my wank bank. I do wish she would tuck in her underwear, is that sexy? yeah as sexy as those low rider jeans, got a bad looking arse then make it look worse.

Ah fuck it and fuck you, another year full of the same old shite, tits, arse and midget sex. Those who have wronged me last year I hope you die in a fire and those who will wrong me this year I hope you get mauled by a tiger on yer birthday.

Al Qaeda and Global warming are getting together for a super group and we are all fucked. Didn't I tell you about Bhutto? no Taliban or Al Qaeda cunt is taking responsibility for it, even the IRA are keeping quiet, how stupid do you have to be? The 140 who died by suicide bomber when Bhutto first turned up in Pakistan wasn't even investigated.

Musharraf did it. People say oh Bhutto would have let US troops come into Pakistan and that worried the Taliban, the fuck it would, as if the Ragheads are afraid of the US troops, that would of helped their cause. Musharraf had the most to lose as Bhutto had a chance of winning the election.

In 1979 the Queen's cousin Lord Mountbatten who was in charge of the Burma campaign or the forgotten war of world war II was blown up on his boat by the IRA while on holiday off the coast of Donegal. It turns out that Mountbatten was all for the unity of Ireland, have a huge helping of irony why don't ya.

Dr Who with Colin Baker and his assistant Peri as played by Nicola Bryant. Ah those were the days. She was English but put on a fake Yank accent to play an 18 year old student. Large breasts that bounced with grace as she ran from the aliens she even appeared in a bikini and you could see the odd nipple poke through her clothing now and then, yes I am still very much in love with her.

For some reason there has been a lot of UFO sightings over Wales, many by Airline pilots, two or three a week in fact. I see a connection that Dr Who is now being made by BBC Wales other than that all I can tell you to do is, "watch the skies."

Well um happy new year I suppose and don't let yer posts get away from you like I do, I make genius look easy but it isn't.

It is actually very easy now go to my news blog or I'll glass ya.

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Al Save Us

Buy my DVD you stupid people.

When Al Gore and the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize I said what the fuck and then I went and slapped a liberal (or PC enablers as I call them) did they not learn anything from Michael Moore? I'm no fan of the Bush administration no matter how highly entertaining they are, nor am I a fan of teenage mongs shooting up schools, there should be certain gun controls as there are in the UK and as there is with that more serious killer automobiles, it won't stop gun killings but people like to feel as if they are being useful in trying.

Moores films are very distracting and totally bias, he knows the power of the media and that people will believe anything it tells them which is why I write questionable things, to make you think not to automatically believe, go on about the great medical care you can get in Cuba, the doctors there are leaving as soon as they can, I can't blame them in a brutal regime that jails you for just speaking out or being a queer.

Back to Gore, could you not see the similarity of his docucuntary An Inconvenient truth and Moore's films? racy, controversial presented as truth and even has that word in the title to get you at a subconscious level.

Remember what a boring old blowhard Gore really is? now hes had a PR makeover probably by some very expensive image management firm, he roped in the rich high school drop outs known as Hollywood to seduce the youngsters.

The young will always listen to a beautiful celeb.

Gore did get caught out after telling everyone to cut doon their "global footprint" (fuck I hate buzz words) when it came out how high the electricity bill on his mansion was.

His film is being shown round the British schools but it had to go through the courts first as political indoctrination is illegal in British schools, religious proselytizing is fine as the UK has an official religion and all but no politics.

The courts came up with 35 questionable facts in Gore's film but cited 9 main ones that mean the teachers must explain that this film contains more political slant and sensationalism than actual scientific fact. here are the nine lies.

-- The film claims global warming is responsible for the gradual retreat of the alpine glacier atop Africa's Mount Kilimanjaro. Scientists have conclusively demonstrated no such link exists.

-- The film presents graphs indicating that fluctuating carbon dioxide levels have always preceded and caused global temperature fluctuations. In fact, temperature changes have always preceded carbon dioxide changes.

-- The film suggests global warming caused Hurricane Katrina. Few hurricane experts believe this, and substantial scientific evidence indicates global warming is having no impact on hurricane frequency or intensity.

-- The film asserts global warming is causing Central Africa's Lake Chad to dry up. In fact, land use practices are causing the drying up of Lake Chad, and Central Africa is in an unusual and prolonged wet period.

-- The film asserts global warming is leading to polar bear deaths by drowning. Yet the only documented drowning deaths occurred due to a freak storm, and polar bear numbers are growing substantially.

-- The film claims global warming threatens to halt the Gulf Stream and initiate a new ice age. The vast majority of scientists who have studied the issue have determined such a scenario is implausible.

-- The film asserts global warming is causing the destruction of coral reefs through bleaching. Scientists have identified other causes for coral bleaching and have additionally noted bleaching is a natural process by which coral continually selects ideal symbiotic algae.

--The film asserts Greenland is in danger of rapid ice melt that will raise sea levels by 20 feet or more. The scientific consensus is that any foreseeable Greenland ice melt will be gradual and will take centuries to substantially raise sea levels.

-- The film asserts the Antarctic ice shelf is melting. In fact, only a small portion of Antarctica is getting warmer and losing ice mass, while the vast majority of Antarctica is in a prolonged cold spell and is accumulating ice mass.

I just thought you'd like a wee break from all the reading.

The film (a lot like the BBC) is a point of view with an agenda like when Bush tells you about the dangers of Al Qaeda attacks you know he wants more money for the war, nothing is put out as sheer entertainment, buy the Gore action figure, buy the DVD, buy into his idea.

I myself don't trust people in $5000 suits telling me to recycle, reuse and reduce, I feel insulted and patronised, if you had any sense you'd do it any way but considering its not the individual little guy wasting all the resources and mass polluting the planet its the rich people and the big money hungry corporations and over populated developing countries devouring more and more than developing alternatives like water, wind and solar power.

Whole cities could be powered by people working out in gyms or attach cables to energetic toddlers.

Ethanol from corn is just asking for trouble ask the Afghans if concentrating on one crop like opium poppies is feeding their families during the winter and making their land sterile, grow corn for fuel and food crops that don't have as much monetary comeback don't get grown any more and after a while when the ground is exhausted they pour more chemicals onto it to enrich it and poison it so more trees must be cleared to grow corn for fuel on.

Every time we get 4 hot days in a row its "oh that Global warming" the rest of the days go unnoticed, Global warming stole my baby, Global warming ate my hamster, Global warming gave me hemorrhoids.

Gore's Think tank or wank bank one of the two.

Gore and his 7% of scientists who believe him pick and choose their news, in New Zealand there are 50 new glaciers growing, glaciers in France, Switerland, the Himalayas , Alaska and Washington state all have glaciers growing not shrinking and guess what? they are cold. I say Yay! for the North west passage, its about time Canada got something besides dirty frenchies and as for Greenland, that's not an ironic name, it did used to be green.

Fuck snow its too cold for my liking the world has always had climate changes, saying the climate of 50 years ago was different is shite, you've just noticed it in the last 50 years.

Scientists never get it right, they are too busy avoiding lawsuits and trying to make a name for themselves.

Gore spent 8 years with Clinton in power and as the second most powerful man in the world did fuck all for the environment, just like that convicted terrorist Nelson Mandela doing fuck all for aids while in power but now hes all about the safe sex, too late for his son though.

Gore is aiming his PR machine at the wrong people in order to make money and give his life some meaning all the while Beijing gets ready for the Olympics even if it tortures its people and has a major pollution problem and Brazil vies to hold million dollar soccer games though most of its population lives in poverty and fear of violent crime, did Robert Mugabe write a "Running a nation for dummies?" fuck the world is stupid as is those who buy into it.

Old Knudsen has spoken.

Abu Gravy

The inhumanity of war but with weemen, when will it stop? all I need is one more minute then it can stop.

How To Save The World.

I don't believe that the children are our future, I think of them as a pack of lazy lay a bouts that may become a source of food in the future.
Its up to great thinkers like Old Knudsen to cum up with a plan to save the world..... again, what you don't remember the attack from the Uranians? them and their sneaky spaceships from Uranus came in from behind Earth and attacked by shooting insanity rays at the Earth with the hope of us self destructing. If it wasn't for the tin foil under me cap I might have gone crazy too, lucky the severed head in my fridge told me to wear it.
It was only the sanity and commonsense to be found on this Blog that caused the rays to turn back on the Ukrainians, Iranians no I mean the Uranians and drove them insane and to open all the windows on their rocket ships thus dying.

They tried to get me with their spies but I was able to kill several Ukrainians, no I mean Uranians , you know I'm old and I get confused by thick accents so I killed and asked questions later.

Anyway Kilamory is short a few migrant workers and panhandlers so I don't think it turned out all too bad, however I may need some fall guys/weemen and alibis so feel free to step up, yes I'm sure all the weemen will want to claim to the police that I spent all night in their beds making wild passionate dirty messy love, can't blame you bragging rights and all perhaps a book deal to tell all, yes Mr Frobisher you too can claim it .
I was lying in bed the other night fondling myself to sleep and then I thought about Al Gore, one thing lead to another and I solved Global warning.
The Earth is 70% water right? and what do you do to cool doon a drink? you put ice cubes into it, fuck I'm brilliant and none of that sciencey stuff involved.
Never trust a scientist or a Thetan, did you know that Tom Cruise wants to produce a movie about the Thetan aliens of Scientology? I'm sure that will be really interesting :::yawn::::

Getting back to my brain fart er I mean wave. large floating ice making machines at the mouths of all the rivers , run by hydroelectricity of course, or coal whatevers handiest. Thousands of them dispensing foot long ice cubes into the ocean's currents. the seas cool doon the air cools doon and finally we might get some snow, can any of yous remember what snow looks like? for fucks sake its been so long, "DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARNING", to be honest I'm not sure I believe its that serious a problem, over population is, but my mass extermination plans as a means to save the environment always get me investigated by the Peelers.

Throw Ice cube into the sea as well, couldn't hurt, well it would hurt him but I'm not caring so much.

Now I have to contact Richard Branson who has put up 25 million dollars for anyone to make a machine to stop global warming , 25 mil isn't that much considering what a dollar gets you these days and they only give you 5 mil up front and the rest after 10 successful years , lucky I have me pensions and if I drain the blood out of enough runaways and proper sacrifices etc I should last 10 more years, the dollar had better be worth something then.
In about 15 or 20 years with the aid of make up Matt Damon will be able to play me in the story of my life, not a movie for all the family to see, no wait if young children can be taken to see the Passion of Christ to make them better Christians then they can see me banging Helen Mirren and getting head from Judi Dench, they might learn a thing or two, I just hope Matt can get my climax face right.