Remember people the time has come yet again for the annual blog awards 'The Real Irish Blog Awards' to qualify as being Irish you must.
Have even the smallest drop of Irish blood in yer veins, and considering how the bog trotters breed like rats and are found all over the world to not have Irish blood would be odd.
To have ever had an alcoholic drink on St Patrick's day the patron saint of getting pissed.
To have an Irish sounding name. (Scottish will do as many can't tell the difference)
Have listened to a Celtic woman cd.
To have ever drank from the toilet bowl.
Eaten traditional Irish food such as corned beef and cabbage as Irish people eat everyday also potatoes (chips/french fries count)
The categories include:
Best Blog
Best Blog Post
Best Humourous Blog Post
Best Humourous Blog Post Containing Nudity
Best Pop Culture Blog
Best Blog Containing The Most Nudity
Most Ghey Blog
Best Use Of The Irish Language such as 'Feck' and 'Cont.'
Most Original Blog Containing YouTubes Of TV Shows
Most Bitter Against The English Blog
Best Blog That's Best Friends With The Organisers And Sure To Win
Blog Most Likely To Win Out Of Sympathy
To vote, think about yer choices here and then go to my news blog on the link below to cast yer vote. The winners get the attractive button above and 25 million Zimbabwean dollars.
The winners will be announced on the 17th March 2008 at a booze up at the Killamory town hall, tickets cost £50.00 book early for a folding chair.